DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Schmeckel]

I was curious. And then I got a hearty laugh.

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Being on a platform for 10 years is really hard work guys. That is why I need you to step up and purchase some merchandise from my shop. Show a quality content creator that you support raw, unedited effort over the rest of those muppets. Support me and my horse today. Thanks for the money dummies.

 

[Saigonara]

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Next time, add in '10 year begacy'

 

[Mannlicher]

I get a kick out of him going on about his "legacy" as if it's anything important or praiseworthy, like dude, you just record yourself yapping while playing video games, nobody gives a shit.

 

[Haunter]

I looked up "darksydephil" on Teespring. "Goutatthemoon" seems to have swiped the name before Phil got to it

https://teespring.com/shop/goutatth...etplace&tsmic=search#pid=2&cid=2397&sid=front

So I looked for a link on his twitter. He has the link in his schedule that he keeps as his pinned Tweet. Because his schedule is a screengrab of a text document, the link doesn't link.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1029961777163825152

 

[JamFlowMan]

Swagginz cheered 25 bits and asked Phil to do a poll about whether to keep playing We Happy Few or start playing Dead Cells. Swagginz offered, in the cheer, to donate the $25 to purchase Dead Cells if it won. Phil read the cheer out loud in its entirety and literally didn't respond to it. One of his largest donors offers to pay for another game if there's interest, and Phil can't be assed to even say "no thanks, man, but thanks for the offer." Holy cuck.

Always thought he should pick up a game like Dead Cells or Binding of Issac to play during his prestream rambling. I know that would technically not make it a prestream, but if he is going to ramble for an hour and a half give the people something else to look at besides that creepy artwork. Plus in his own words prestream and the "interaction" segments aren't the same thing, so play a few rounds of something while you answer the same 50 questions over and over.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Always thought he should pick up a game like Dead Cells or Binding of Issac to play during his prestream rambling. I know that would technically not make it a prestream, but if he is going to ramble for an hour and a half give the people something else to look at besides that creepy artwork. Plus in his own words prestream and the "interaction" segments aren't the same thing, so play a few rounds of something while you answer the same 50 questions over and over.

Northern Lion and Isaac makes for good listening. Dave just lacks the charisma (among other things) to do it

 

[Destro1986]

I looked up "darksydephil" on Teespring. "Goutatthemoon" seems to have swiped the name before Phil got to it

https://teespring.com/shop/goutatth...etplace&tsmic=search#pid=2&cid=2397&sid=front

So I looked for a link on his twitter. He has the link in his schedule that he keeps as his pinned Tweet. Because his schedule is a screengrab of a text document, the link doesn't link.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1029961777163825152

I gotta admit that howl at the moon shirt made me laugh

 

[Prince Lotor]

Swagginz cheered 25 bits and asked Phil to do a poll about whether to keep playing We Happy Few or start playing Dead Cells. Swagginz offered, in the cheer, to donate the $25 to purchase Dead Cells if it won. Phil read the cheer out loud in its entirety and literally didn't respond to it. One of his largest donors offers to pay for another game if there's interest, and Phil can't be assed to even say "no thanks, man, but thanks for the offer." Holy cuck.

I'm fairly certain that Dave has no idea how, or that it's even possible, to hold an open poll in chat. It might actually be funny to see his reaction if Duchess Wagginz started holding polls in chat trying to sway Dave's behavior. Dave's such a narc controlling asshole I feel like he would throw a tantrum and maybe even threaten Her Royal Heinous's mod status for trying to make a 'power grab', of course in Madam Wagginz case it would be a 'Power Bottom Grab'.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I was curious. And then I got a hearty laugh.

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Being on a platform for 10 years is really hard work guys. That is why I need you to step up and purchase some merchandise from my shop. Show a quality content creator that you support raw, unedited effort over the rest of those muppets. Support me and my horse today. Thanks for the money dummies.

I totally want that pillow, it would make me sleep and laugh at the same time. At least there is a hilarious meme used, Dave's Shirts just celebrate his ego.

Also, recently Dave protected his decision of buying his own shirts with his "last money" by stating it's nobodies business, but also to show how these shirts look like in real life. On a fat man. I would like to repeat myself very slowly cuz it sounds dumber each time:

He has "no money". He should save it or only buy important goods. He uses this money to buy shirts instead. These shirts are only valid to wear during a special time frame. He bought the shirts to show how they look in real life, instead of just looking at teespring. He showed a shirt and stated: "I dunno if you can see but there are actually 2 blue tones". You couldn't see because his camera and/or lighting is garbage. If the camera would be better, guess what, the shirt would probably just look like on teespring. So because of shitty quality he can't even show how they look like.

So in summary:
Money. Well. SpenT. Dave.

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Spent*

"The League of Foreign Spellers" thanks you very much (don't get us confused with "The League of Spelling Foreigners", we hate them.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I've noticed Dave's new meme is "I LOVE JRPGs but my audience HATES them!". Already pre-ordering his excuses for how he can quit Persona 3 without looking like a complete bitch again. No Dave, your audience loves JRPGs, which is why they consistently ask you for them and vote for them whenever they get the chance.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Correct me if im wrong, but didnt he lose a tonne of patrons because he banned jrpgs from patrons choice?

I swear i saw that graph

 

[OneDaySon]

Correct me if im wrong, but didnt he lose a tonne of patrons because he banned jrpgs from patrons choice?

I swear i saw that graph

 

[NoMoreFarLeft]

Next time, add in '10 year begacy'

To your point and @Haunter, you got to be careful with phrasing on RedBubble. This was actually my second store. I originally had the tag gout on the product. When the product went live, my account was permabanned five minutes later. So I created FarageSmile and skipped the Gout reference and everything is still up.

Maybe the other user gets away with Gout being in the name and not a tag but I didn't want to chance it. I want this to stay up as long as possible. Phil's fans need that product right?

 

[JamFlowMan]

I've noticed Dave's new meme is "I LOVE JRPGs but my audience HATES them!". Already pre-ordering his excuses for how he can quit Persona 3 without looking like a complete bitch again. No Dave, your audience loves JRPGs, which is why they consistently ask you for them and vote for them whenever they get the chance.

Ah he has brought that back. Phil just can't hold peoples attention for the length of an rpg. He even ruins it for the few people who stick around to watch him become more and more miserable trying to rush the rest of the game which isn't really possible like some other genres.

Can't believe people voted for Persona 3 after he claimed he'll shut it off and not watch the ending if it takes him an hour to kill the boss. Like any of his "redemption runs" he'll use guide to beat the boss because in his mind that makes the failed attempt null and void. The charm salt will always be real.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Ah he has brought that back. Phil just can't hold peoples attention for the length of an rpg. He even ruins it for the few people who stick around to watch him become more and more miserable trying to rush the rest of the game which isn't really possible like some other genres.

Can't believe people voted for Persona 3 after he claimed he'll shut it off and not watch the ending if it takes him an hour to kill the boss. Like any of his "redemption runs" he'll use guide to beat the boss because in his mind that makes the failed attempt null and void. The charm salt will always be real.

He seems to really, really be memeing it hard right now though. It seems to be a weird way of explaining why he won't play Octopath Traveller. His audience says they love JRPGs and asks him to play a hot new one and he says he'd love to play another JRPG, but he can't because his audience hates them. It's really fucky logic even for DSP. It's like a new version of his usual "alottapeepul" bit.

 

[Wing Zero]

He seems to really, really be memeing it hard right now though. It seems to be a weird way of explaining why he won't play Octopath Traveller. His audience says they love JRPGs and asks him to play a hot new one and he says he'd love to play another JRPG, but he can't because his audience hates them. It's really fucky logic even for DSP. It's like a new version of his usual "alottapeepul" bit.

The only reason he's not playing Octopath Traveler is because it's on the Switch, and unless a game is a "Hot AAA First-party Nintendo Title" then he'll refuse to play it because it'll contradict his narrative that the Switch is a failure and nobody cares about games made for it.

 

[Destro1986]

I totally want that pillow, it would make me sleep and laugh at the same time. At least there is a hilarious meme used, Dave's Shirts just celebrate his ego.

Also, recently Dave protected his decision of buying his own shirts with his "last money" by stating it's nobodies business, but also to show how these shirts look like in real life. On a fat man. I would like to repeat myself very slowly cuz it sounds dumber each time:

He has "no money". He should save it or only buy important goods. He uses this money to buy shirts instead. These shirts are only valid to wear during a special time frame. He bought the shirts to show how they look in real life, instead of just looking at teespring. He showed a shirt and stated: "I dunno if you can see but there are actually 2 blue tones". You couldn't see because his camera and/or lighting is garbage. If the camera would be better, guess what, the shirt would probably just look like on teespring. So because of shitty quality he can't even show how they look like.

So in summary:
Money. Well. Spend. Dave.

Spent*

 

[thebonesauce]

He won’t play any Nintendo titles because he can’t get ad revenue. You know, because Nintendo illegally steals the ad revenue. And he could totally take them to court, but you know, *snort* it’s just not worth it. Okay?

 

[Sid]

He won’t play any Nintendo titles because he can’t get ad revenue. You know, because Nintendo illegally steals the ad revenue. And he could totally take them to court, but you know, *snort* it’s just not worth it. Okay?

Or unless his paypig pay him to play this game and buy the game

 

[Forbidden Math]

I can't believe he's gonna play Fire Pro Wrestling. Calling it now that he'll drop the game and shit on it, he'll never get down grapple timing and he has no idea who the NJPW roster even are outside of maybe Omega and Okada. Shame he'll make that classic series look like shit because he'll be utterly incapable of grasping the subtle timing and positioning required to nail attacks, but that's Phil; everything he touches looks worse just by being with him.