Lolcow fried_kooch / KingCasio / King of Kek - aka Deagle Nation Declassified: Venom Jace Awakens or How Deagle Nation Discombobulated

Cuddly Pirate said:
I'm not one to necro shit unless there's actual content, but I think this may be appropriate.

So I've been in a discord server for about a month, get along with the owner pretty well, and I've been keeping an eye on kooch just in case he does something stupid.

Well I got a new selfie from him, posted in the main chat.
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I'm gonna start really keeping an eye on that dude, cause if he decides to sperg out in the discord I'll be able to keep tabs on that and update. Guess Kooch didn't learn from his time here.
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Looks like he lost a bit of poundage.
 
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CIA Nigger said:
He looks like the kind of person Jan was trying to satirize in real life.
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Thank god you posted, I hate double posting.

Have some more...uh...things, let's say.
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I did nonchalantly mention that at least he wasn't spamming horrors in empty's server.
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And his response?
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He then posted more of his face but really, when you seen one you seen them all.

Although he did get upset when I mentioned his weight. Kind of funny in a sad kind of way.

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I'm done poking him though, just gonna keep watching, see what happens.
 
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lol

someone linked me to this thread so i decided to stop by, read, and update; i've lost some weight, so that's cool. trying to keep at it. secondly, jan and primetime hashed a lot of shit out and we're on good terms -- in fact, me and my buddy fodcom were on an episode of their podcast (it was a lot of fun.) working on a show with some cool dudes and got to go to LA and indulge in 7/11 food for the first time in my life. got a band going, but it's so early it's hard to see where it's gonna go.

Cuddly Pirate said:
Guess Kooch didn't learn from his time here.
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lmfao this made my night... you're a tryhard dude, try being less of a knucklehead and learn from the king...

wanna say thanks to the people in this thread who posted and got me to put my head on straight
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Didn't have to try hard to get you to sperg in discord and come back here to screech at some dude on the internet.
 
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ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!
Thought I'd update you because I like the attention real content is sparse around here. Lost some weight, worked on some cool projects with cool people like Fun Church, got my Twitter account taken by the FBI for a week, repaired some old burned bridges, and started seriously reading the Gospel again. This thread was a real turning point, and even if I think it wasn't necessary or even appropriate to post the expansively documented activities of a desperate confused retard, it happened regardless and am glad it happened before I got really fucked up or something.

Thank you for that. So, how are you guys doing?
 
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fried_kooch said:
ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!
Thought I'd update you because I like the attention real content is sparse around here. Lost some weight, worked on some cool projects with cool people like Fun Church, got my Twitter account taken by the FBI for a week, repaired some old burned bridges, and started seriously reading the Gospel again. This thread was a real turning point, and even if I think it wasn't necessary or even appropriate to post the expansively documented activities of a desperate confused exceptional individual, it happened regardless and am glad it happened before I got really fucked up or something.

Thank you for that. So, how are you guys doing?
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God is dead, and you’re still fat.
 
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chekovia said:
Why was your twitter account taken by the FBI?
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i don't have a cap on hand, but i basically tweeted something along the lines "if i don't get a retweet from the official steakums twitter, i'll bomb georgiatown university's dorms -- you have 24 hours". obviously i was really pushing my luck, but in context of ever i've tweeted, you can definitely tell it was a joke, but i digress.

anyway, about four days later a cop and three fbi agents show up where i work and interviewed me about it and asked for my phone and account to go through, but i decided to just give em my phone. the fbi agents were surprisingly chill all things considered.

fried_kooch said:
i don't have a cap on hand, but i basically tweeted something along the lines "if i don't get a retweet from the official steakums twitter, i'll bomb georgiatown university's dorms -- you have 24 hours". obviously i was really pushing my luck, but in context of ever i've tweeted, you can definitely tell it was a joke, but i digress.

anyway, about four days later a cop and three fbi agents show up where i work and interviewed me about it and asked for my phone and account to go through, but i decided to just give em my phone. the fbi agents were surprisingly chill all things considered.
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*decided to not give them my phone
 
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fried_kooch said:
i don't have a cap on hand, but i basically tweeted something along the lines "if i don't get a retweet from the official steakums twitter, i'll bomb georgiatown university's dorms -- you have 24 hours". obviously i was really pushing my luck, but in context of ever i've tweeted, you can definitely tell it was a joke, but i digress.

anyway, about four days later a cop and three fbi agents show up where i work and interviewed me about it and asked for my phone and account to go through, but i decided to just give em my phone. the fbi agents were surprisingly chill all things considered.
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Ok so you're still fucking retarded and are long overdue for getting off of the internet and exploring other hobbies
 
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