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I really hope that person sent him a busted PS4K.

Question: if you trade in the older PS4 for PS4K wouldn't that reduce the cost to about $350-400 if you go to a shithole like Gamestop (which Phil would do) to trade it in?
 
werek89 said:
Yes i agree, the problem is if phil was intelligent, he would choose only Dead Cells and Dead Gambit. GTA 3 and Dark Souls are boring and
pure repetition. He said no one cares about indie games that is fundamentally wrong. He could play Graveyard Keeper, Hello Neighbor but no he plays something kat recommended.
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Indie titles are like AAA releases these days. People do like watching them and the games themselves are cheap. Graveyard Keeper is awesome, but it's quiet and a little too slow for Phil. He could do an entire stream of indie games and not play the same game for more than an hour. There are a lot of good ones out there. Phil is just old school and thinks people only want the big names.
Raven'sChild said:
Less than two hours into his DS3 Reeeeeplaythrough and he's already using exploits to get to areas early so he can cheese the game. Gonna be another stellar DS run.
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Is he seriously playing Dark Souls AGAIN!!??? Good god man. May as well become a speedrunner. At least then there would be an excuse for playing the same game constantly and trying to cheese it.
 
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He cook 15 handmade "italian" meatballs in it while making it, some tomatoes, various seasoning, cheese and lots of good stuff.
The best stuff is probably all the sugar!
 
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Commander Keen said:
If DSP actually did complete a university education, he ended up at some no-name shithole school in the middle of bumfuck Connecticut. He wasn't first in his class and he had pisspoor test scores. He and I are close to the same age so when I was going through the college admissions process he was already through with it and things hadn't changed in those few years. Looking at UConn's admission requirements and stats it is impossible that DSP would not have gone there if his tales of academic prowess are true. He probably just went to the first place that would have him.
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Didn't Phil go to Fairfield? That's really not a shithole school at all. I tend to believe Phil probably did well in school and that his academics were beat into him by nuns and jesuits; he certainly doesn't have high natural capacity or passion for learning.
 
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Nina Hagen said:
Didn't Phil go to Fairfield? That's really not a shithole school at all. I tend to believe Phil probably did well in school and that his academics were beat into him by nuns and jesuits; he certainly doesn't have high natural capacity or passion for learning.
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If you wanna belive him...

For those that isnt peeking in on his stream, he is struggling with Vordt, died 4 times so far and the game devs have made a bad job again since he is no way near the attack animation when he gets killed and Vordt is doing strange moves that hits him.

Kills Vordt but dies himself doing it!
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Phil just announced his biggest announcement today, apparently he will be playing more Street Fighter V in the next while on night streams

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He's going back to SFV because he was winning 95% of his matches against a bunch of high bronze and low silver ranked players. Another consideration being that these players, unlike the low level players at launch, are actually new to the game, probably having picked it up after watching a bit of the recent Evo coverage. He was clearly enjoying all the wins as well as the occasional Perfects he managed to get against these obviously under-skilled opponents ( relative to his years of experience ).
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You say this, but he has nearly 800 viewers, and more than 600 of them are legit (according to the tidyxgamer tool).
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...Tevin isn't streaming.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
Question: if you trade in the older PS4 for PS4K wouldn't that reduce the cost to about $350-400 if you go to a shithole like Gamestop (which Phil would do) to trade it in?
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I traded in my PS4 for a Pro and paid about 150. Phil has no reason to keep his old one except laziness. I can’t wait for the first time he has audio issues since it’s more than likely all the cellular and WiFi shit that’s interfereing with his audio. Or those stupid overpriced headphones are defective (or already breaking from the abuse).
 
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Stupid that he isnt doing dlc. The dlc is even better than the base game.

Is he at least doing an interesting build or sword and board again?
 
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Raven'sChild said:
He's going back to SFV because he was winning 95% of his matches against a bunch of high bronze and low silver ranked players. Another consideration being that these players, unlike the low level players at launch, are actually new to the game, probably having picked it up after watching a bit of the recent Evo coverage. He was clearly enjoying all the wins as well as the occasional Perfects he managed to get against these obviously under-skilled opponents ( relative to his years of experience ).
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I guarantee you that as soon as his rank gets high enough that his dwindling fundamentals can't carry him anymore, he's gonna go right back to calling the game shit and calling everyone who plays it in the FGC an asskissing shill.
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
Stupid that he isnt doing dlc. The dlc is even better than the base game.

Is he at least doing an interesting build or sword and board again?
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Are you talking about Souls 3? I found the DLC to be a mixed bag. The first one is way too short. The gimmick with the main boss (a three phase boss fight without any kind of health restoration) is interesting but also a tad too annoying. To put it mildly. That's probably the hardest boss fight in all of the Souls games. The 2nd DLC is a lot better.

I think Phil played the first DLC and summoned to beat the boss. I honestly forget and don't feel like watching a 10 hour This Is How You DON'T Play video to find out.
 
Okay am I the only cook here?

Does nobody realize that you don't simmer meatballs in sauce? ESPECIALLY not all day.

You cook the meatballs immediately before serving, so they're nicely browned on the outside, and you place them on the pasta and pour the sauce on.

If you're making a meat sauce you chop up the meat so that the flavor mixes in with the sauce; more like a chili.

Spaghetti sauce with meatballs should take about an hour to prep and cook.

There's literally an episode of Kitchen Nightmares with a guy who makes meatballs the way DSP does and gets fired for it
 
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Destro1986 said:
Okay am I the only cook here?

Does nobody realize that you don't simmer meatballs in sauce? ESPECIALLY not all day.

You cook the meatballs immediately before serving, so they're nicely browned on the outside, and you place them on the pasta and pour the sauce on.

If you're making a meat sauce you chop up the meat so that the flavor mixes in with the sauce; more like a chili.

Spaghetti sauce with meatballs should take about an hour to prep and cook.
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You really think the same manchild that tried to eat ramen noodles with a spoon would actually have the mental capacity to such simple tasks?
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Phil is just a regular American who is FAT and LAZY, according to him, so he DID NOTHING WRONG, as usual

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Hearing Dave talk about the 1% is really fucking rich. Guy who hasn’t worked an actual job in almost 10 years that is the equivalent of a panhandler on a corner is whining that some people have more money than him.
 
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