Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
That is true. His family failed him a lot more than she did. Schizophrenia tends to start after puberty but usually doesn't develop after 45. So, no matter when Brad's problem started, we're probably looking at a large amount of time before she entered the picture.

Still, though, she is his girlfriend. She's supposed to take care of her partner if he needs help, not let him do this to himself. The same thing if their roles were reversed.
Are we sure she's his girlfriend and not a platonic caretaker?
 
Are we sure she's his girlfriend and not a platonic caretaker?
To my knowledge, no. From what I've seen, we only have Brad's word to go on which we all know isn't reliable at all. Being a platonic caretaker doesn't make it much better in my opinion, though. In this case her exact relationship doesn't make that much of a difference.
 
To her, I think she thinks he's funny (his insanity is a joke it seems) and musical talent since she plays the violin I believe and the piano.
The person who comes the closest to being the love of his life, someone he believes is his soulmate, someone who he believes he spent his life as Albert Einstein with, someone who does nothing to help his disease that he doesn't believe he has, simply keeps him around because his diseased brain is amusing to her.

How depressing and vile.

You know, I still haven't come close to reading this whole thread and it's a little hard keeping track of all the info about Brad, but I was really hoping she was keeping him around because she knew him before he completely went off the deep end. People don't always cut off communications and relationships with their loved ones even when they completely lose it unless they're dangerous. I was kinda hoping she was staying with him because she loved him for who he used to be and couldn't let go rather than for some kicks.
 
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Also, it can't be repeated enough: Sivabruntha is broken goods herself. She was married to an abusive asshat (that's where she got the family name Parker from) and ever since then, her only requirement to stay in a relationship seems to be:
"My mate does not repeatedly punch me in the eye sockets."

Yeah, I wonder what evil shit Elsa Einstein secretly did in her past life to deserve such a Judgement. Any comment on that, @Brad Watson_Miami ?

Brad helped her here and there, but I have grown weary of his attitude and I no longer assume he did that out of kindness and instead was only doing it for his own benefit (ie: keeping his pagan child bride around).

There's a good reason why I made the claim he has no money. He owed close to $1.5 million
Wait what.
 
There's a good reason why I made the claim he has no money.
That's false.
He owed close to $1.5 million
That's ridiculous. What's your source for that, Fluffy?

Since the 1st Grade, our teachers have taught English grammar and spelling including "Q is always followed by U". 'Coincidentally', Q is the 17th letter and 4 letters later is U. This 17 & 4 encodes 1 7_4 = 1 GOD and Jesus son of Joseph's real Birthday of 17.4 / 17th of April (6 BC).
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@RomanCuntDufus/Anonymous Coward,

Only a real pussy repetitively insults someone's girlfriend. Man up! Just stick to trying to bully me or AM I too much for you?

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as factory chickens for 35,000 years with 5,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


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@RomanCuntDufus/Anonymous Coward,

Only a real pussy repetitively insults someone's girlfriend. Man up! Just stick to trying to bully me or AM I too much for you?

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as factory chickens for 35,000 years with 5,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


I don't recall him insulting your girlfriend.
 
@The Teletubbies Truth/Anonymous Coward,

How depressing and vile of you to attack my girlfriend. You've exposed yourself as being the little evil pussy that you are. Where you picked on in school because you were a little pussy?

What's you take on Jesus son of Joseph & Mary Magdalen? Why was she hanging around him?

Sentence: 5,000 years non-commutable.

judge-gavel1.jpg

judge=47=J10+U21+D4+G7+E5
gavel=47=G7+A1+V22+E5+L12
 
@The Teletubbies Truth/Anonymous Coward,

How depressing and vile of you to attack my girlfriend. You've exposed yourself as being the little evil pussy that you are. Where you picked on in school because you were a little pussy?

What's you take on Jesus son of Joseph & Mary Magdalen? Why was she hanging around him?

Sentence: 5,000 years non-commutable.

judge=47=J10+U21+D4+G7+E5
gavel=47=G7+A1+V22+E5+L12
He didn't attack your girlfriend
 
@trombonista/Anonymous Coward,

Do you have a mate? I don't even know if you're male, female or adrogenous? I know you're an evil idiot. Please tell us about your relationship or lack of one.

Sentence: 35,000 years, 5,000 years non-commutable.
 
Also, it can't be repeated enough: Sivabruntha is broken goods herself. She was married to an abusive asshat (that's where she got the family name Parker from) and ever since then, her only requirement to stay in a relationship seems to be:
"My mate does not repeatedly punch me in the eye sockets."

Yeah, I wonder what evil shit Elsa Einstein secretly did in her past life to deserve such a Judgement. Any comment on that, @Brad Watson_Miami ?

Brad helped her here and there, but I have grown weary of his attitude and I no longer assume he did that out of kindness and instead was only doing it for his own benefit (ie: keeping his pagan child bride around).


Wait what.
I don't know too much about Elsa, but perhaps she agreed with Albert's racist beliefs regarding Asians?

But yes, I don't need to know she was previously married to someone abusive to know she has low standards. Anyone who thinks that their mate's winning trait is their lack of abuse has questionable character judgements. Unless you live in some God-forsaken country like Afghanistan that isn't notable.
@RomanCuntDufus/Anonymous Coward,

Only a real pussy repetitively insults someone's girlfriend. Man up! Just stick to trying to bully me or AM I too much for you?

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as factory chickens for 35,000 years with 5,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


You're not the best person to tell someone to man up. You're the one who throws a hissy fit like a delicate little girl when someone gives you a simple autistic rating. You're the one who insults people by changing their quotes and names simply because *gasps* their mean comments that hurt your fragile feelings might actually be right. God knows you're too much of a baby to admit any of us are right about anything so you have to insult us like the manchild you are.

You're the real pussy here and that's saying a lot considering there are women here with, you know, actual pussies.
@The Teletubbies Truth/Anonymous Coward,

How depressing and vile of you to attack my girlfriend. You've exposed yourself as being the little evil pussy that you are. Where you picked on in school because you were a little pussy?

What's you take on Jesus son of Joseph & Mary Magdalen? Why was she hanging around him?

Sentence: 5,000 years non-commutable.

judge=47=J10+U21+D4+G7+E5
gavel=47=G7+A1+V22+E5+L12
I believe Mary was a good woman who was friends with Jesus which is why she hung around him. He was a nice, caring guy who wasn't vile like you are. The Bible doesn't say too much about her, though.

I also wasn't picked on as a kid. Most people like me, Brad. People think I'm nice. I've also been called too nice far too many times in my life. But you wouldn't know anything about that because you know nothing about me just like you know nothing about everyone else here.

You misspelled were in your school comment, by the way.

Also, nice job calling a woman a pussy. At least I have a vagina, unlike you. What's your excuse for being a cunt 24/7? What's your explanation for your supposed ability to give me judgements when you don't even know basic facts about me like if I'm a woman or a man? For all you know, I could be lying about my gender right now.

You don't know anything about me and you have no way of knowing anything about me because God doesn't speak to you. I, however, at least know that you're batshit insane. Your beloved girlfriend also thinks so.
 
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@Anonymus Fluffer/Anonymous Coward,

You're another little evil pussy that has to insult my girlfriend. Now let's see...

You impregnated 4 different women who you didn't marry because they were ugly or they think you suck and don't want anything to do with you except receive child support? And because you're an evil asshole, that's why they didn't marry you and you had to have legal proceedings to get to see your 4 kids on weekends only if you are paying the child support that the court ordered you to? Now, were you required to go to court 4 different times?

When your 4 illegitimate kids come stay with you on the weekends, do you have to go driving all over Australia to pick them up and again when you take them home Sunday night? Do you possibly have any other illegitimate kids and their mothers never told you because they didn't want you around? And you're looking for mother #5 - WOW! If she lives near one of the other women, that would make the liquistics easier.

Let me attempt again to steer the conversation to something positive - a linguistic discovery I made that connects to GOD=7_4...

Since the 1st Grade, our teachers have taught English grammar and spelling including "Q is always followed by U". 'Coincidentally', Q is the 17th letter and 4 letters later is U. This 17 & 4 encodes 1 7_4 = 1 GOD and Jesus son of Joseph's real Birthday of 17.4 / 17th of April (6 BC).

Simple English Gematria.png
 
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@Anonymus Fluffer/Anonymous Coward,

You're another little evil pussy that has to insult my girlfriend. Now let's see...

You impregnated 4 different women who you didn't marry. And those women think you suck and don't want anything to do with you except receive child support? And because you're an evil asshole, that's why they didn't marry you and you had to have legal proceedings to get to see your 4 kids on weekends only if you are paying the child support that the court ordered you to? Now, were you required to go to court 4 different times?

When your 4 illegitimate kids come stay with you on the weekends, do you have to go driving all over Australia to pick them up and again when you take them home Sunday night? Do you possibly have any other illegitimate kids and their mothers never told you because they didn't want you around? And you're looking for mother #5 - WOW!
Dude, no one insulted your girlfriend.

Though it's telling that, in the same post, you show jealously that someone else has exes that actually enjoy his company.
 
@Anonymus Fluffer/Anonymous Coward,

You're another little evil pussy that has to insult my girlfriend. Now let's see...

You impregnated 4 different women who you didn't marry. And those women think you suck and don't want anything to do with you except receive child support? And because you're an evil asshole, that's why they didn't marry you and you had to have legal proceedings to get to see your 4 kids on weekends only if you are paying the child support that the court ordered you to? Now, were you required to go to court 4 different times?

When your 4 illegitimate kids come stay with you on the weekends, do you have to go driving all over Australia to pick them up and again when you take them home Sunday night? Do you possibly have any other illegitimate kids and their mothers never told you because they didn't want you around? And you're looking for mother #5 - WOW!
You moron. Of course you think it's always the man's fault. You're simple-minded like that.
Dude, no one insulted your girlfriend.

Though it's telling that, in the same post, you show jealously that someone else has exes that actually enjoy his company.
Brad is a very defensive and paranoid person. He is also illiterate and very stubborn, so there isn't much of a point in telling him he's wrong. He's not smart enough to realize any of these things about himself.

Clearly his girlfriend is the brains in the relationship.
 
Brad is a very defensive and paranoid person. He is also illiterate and very stubborn, so there isn't much of a point in telling him he's wrong. He's not smart enough to realize any of these things about himself.
Brad has a selection of automatic responses he kicks out when he wants to show he's mad: "Liar!". "Evil!", "You insulted my girlfriend!", etc. I think his repertoire caps out at about 10 of those. Thing is, Brad isn't actually smart enough to match the result with the post... so he just cuts and pastes, thinking no one figures out what a dunce he is.

It'd be sad if he were just a tired old man... but when you're a tired old man who keeps screaming that you were Einstein, yeah, it's damned funny.
 
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