Social Media Indians - DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

[The Great Citracett]

Katy Perry is my wife.

You don't deserve her.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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Katy Perry is my wife.

You don't deserve her.

Is he trying to look like a trap?

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Very nice smell dear

 

[Male Idiot]

She has to be preferably british. Gandhi must be happy in Hindu Heaven!

 

[Gingervitis]

A bit old, but I just found out about this.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/nov/23/india-blasphemy-jesus-tears

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

A bit old, but I just found out about this.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/nov/23/india-blasphemy-jesus-tears

I thought only the pope could declare a miracle...

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

an unsolicited Yahoo chat log from times before social media - bear in mind that your man bijubhai2003 was the one who initiated this conversation

Spoiler: it's a slow burner

bijubhai2003: hi there whats ur business?
TheFranksterrr: hi
TheFranksterrr: i'm a freelance software developer
bijubhai2003: ok
TheFranksterrr: what do you do?
bijubhai2003: Doctor/medicine business
TheFranksterrr: you're a doctor?
bijubhai2003: yup
TheFranksterrr: ok
bijubhai2003: general physician
bijubhai2003: not a specialist
TheFranksterrr: what's the name for the endocrine cells of the pancreas and what hormone do they produce?
bijubhai2003: r u questioning me?
TheFranksterrr: yes
TheFranksterrr: i'm questioning you
TheFranksterrr: doctor
TheFranksterrr: hence the question mark
bijubhai2003: or u need some help
bijubhai2003: what is this a test?
TheFranksterrr: yes
TheFranksterrr: lots of people pretend to be doctors
bijubhai2003: oh yes
TheFranksterrr: so what's the answer?
TheFranksterrr: come on doc, that's first year medical school stuff
bijubhai2003: weu wanna know the pancreatic hormones
TheFranksterrr: no
TheFranksterrr: i asked what's the name for the endocrine cells of the pancreas and what hormone do they produce?
bijubhai2003: insulin & glucagon\
bijubhai2003: or isalte of langerhan
bijubhai2003: what r u looking for einstein?
bijubhai2003: islets
TheFranksterrr: very good
TheFranksterrr: it's Langerhans btw
bijubhai2003: good bye
bijubhai2003: i dont care
bijubhai2003: man
bijubhai2003: no interests in wasting my time
TheFranksterrr: ok
bijubhai2003: bye
TheFranksterrr: want to see me naked on cam?
bijubhai2003: what?
TheFranksterrr: want to see me naked on cam?
bijubhai2003: r u a male or female?
TheFranksterrr: male
TheFranksterrr: u?
bijubhai2003: yo i am male
TheFranksterrr: ok
bijubhai2003: forget it
bijubhai2003: r u nuts
TheFranksterrr: so ... do you want to see me naked on cam?
bijubhai2003: fuck off man
TheFranksterrr: go on, i'll do stuff for you
TheFranksterrr: i'll wear a dress and some false tits
bijubhai2003: fuck off i said
bijubhai2003: bitch
TheFranksterrr: go on, you can pretend i'm your sister or something?
bijubhai2003: mother fucker
bijubhai2003: fuck u
bijubhai2003: bitch
bijubhai2003: fuck off
bijubhai2003: go fuck ur mother
bijubhai2003: bliddy ass hole
bijubhai2003: cock sucker
bijubhai2003: bloody
bijubhai2003: fuck ur sister
bijubhai2003: bitch
TheFranksterrr: wow - most doctors don't recommend fucking your sister
TheFranksterrr: well the ones i asked didn't recommend it
bijubhai2003: fucvk ur mom
bijubhai2003: fuck ur mami
bijubhai2003: fuck off bitch
bijubhai2003: u stupid fuck
TheFranksterrr: wow, you're sooooo tense and angry
bijubhai2003: u got nothing to do bitch
bijubhai2003: ya i beat the shit put of u
TheFranksterrr: let me talk dirty, you can beat off and you'll feel a lot better
bijubhai2003: ya fuck u
bijubhai2003: i 'll hunt u down & beat the hell out of u
bijubhai2003: bloody cunt
TheFranksterrr: heeey, are you indian or something?
bijubhai2003: no fuck i am binladen
bijubhai2003: i will fuck u up
bijubhai2003: pussy
TheFranksterrr: ok, my address is [literally halfway round the world]
bijubhai2003: ya bitch
bijubhai2003: i will fuck u up
TheFranksterrr: please come and suicide bomb me
bijubhai2003: let me call me buddy who is a cop right now
TheFranksterrr: ok
bijubhai2003: fuck u up
bijubhai2003: mother fucker
bijubhai2003: u fucking with the worng guy
bijubhai2003: dickhead
TheFranksterrr: is the cop coming round now? i can't hear sirens yet
bijubhai2003: ya wait fucker
TheFranksterrr: ok
TheFranksterrr: i'm waiting
TheFranksterrr: will it be some time this week? only i'm going to visit a friend next week so if he comes round i might miss him

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Very nice smell dear
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He says he's a "top Indian government official"... think we can dox him? I really want to believe that he's telling the truth.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That's very inspiring, Lana.

It's like the plot of every sports movie ever.

But with anal porn.

And the antagonist is an Indian guy on social media.

 

[Dangerhair]

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Katy Perry is my wife.

You don't deserve her.

It's the Indian Russell Greer!

 

[cornucopia]

 

[Kosher Dill]

This is some realistic content

 

[float]

I had a Pakistani co-worker once who really didn't like how Indian immigrants act here in the USA. At one point he hung up the phone and said, to me, "Indian people, they are all so cheap!" like he was expecting me to agree. Then he mentioned they're really obnoxious on Facebook and and said he hates being mistaken for Indian. I didn't get it until I read this thread.

Semper Fi, former Pakistani co-worker.

 

[An Ghost]

I had a Pakistani co-worker once who really didn't like how Indian immigrants act here in the USA. At one point he hung up the phone and said, to me, "Indian people, they are all so cheap!" like he was expecting me to agree. Then he mentioned they're really obnoxious on Facebook and and said he hates being mistaken for Indian. I didn't get it until I read this thread.

Semper Fi, former Pakistani co-worker.

Had an Indian coworker who hated Indian people. He was from a northern well to do family and I guess most of the immigrants in the area were from poorer southern India. So they’d ask him for discounts all the time at his sales and restaurant jobs. He called them lazy a lot and would rant about how shitty southern Indians are. They’d try to talk to him in mudspeak but I guess the regional dialects are so different he couldn’t understand them. Not even native born Indians like native born Indians.

 

[Traditional Tet]

India is huge, with 122 major languages, 30 with over a million speakers, and 1600 total languages. Also huge ethnic diversify from darker south to lighter more persiany North.
Your regional dialect comment shows only your own ignorance, and is frankly laughable.

 

[An Ghost]

Your regional dialect comment shows only your own ignorance, and is frankly laughable.

>refering to their language as mudspeak
>thinking I care about Indian culture on a white power website
>in a thread shitting on Indians

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

>thinking I care about Indian culture on a white power website
>in a thread shitting on Indians

Wrong on both counts, nigger.

 

[Traditional Tet]

I don't give a shit about Indian niggers, but I do care about history, geography and facts.

 

[An Ghost]

I don't give a shit about Indian niggers, but I do care about history, geography and facts.

but theyre not niggers

they're asians

 

[Male Idiot]

Frankly I find it equally horrifying and fascinating just how many languages those are. That ought to throw a wrench into the indian goverment's workings. Their forms must not be in triplicate but ... centicate?

Hungarian a thousand years ago differed as much from current one as American English from Scottish English. For one who could very well read the writing of a thousand years dead ancestors, more than a hundred languages existing at the same time in a single country, no matter how big, sounds extremely .... outre and weird. Like something from a bizarro world style comic book.

Even in the US, which is lolhueg, you can still get by if you speak English, Spanish, and ghetto. That's three at best, not a hundred! I think the situation that a hundred+ languages put on a goverment must be equally hilarious, annoying and horrifying.

Do they got at least a single language that all speak? Or are intranational translators required if a northern indian wants to buy a cow from a south indian?