Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

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Hopefully her work in the comic industry amounts to more than her work in the games industry which was just a few paragraphs about being depressed for no reason.

Hopefully it doesn't and she fucks off back to a deserved obscurity as some dime a dozen slut nobody cares about.
 
That much detail makes it seem like a conspiracy theory. Most of that stuff isn't needed to explain what's going on. It doesn't explain why Quinn keeps getting so much work. If being addicted to coke was enough to get you your own DC comic and 2k a month on Patreon, why isn't Charlie Sheen running Marvel at this point?

Lemme break it down for you:

Quinn, while she's accomplished exactly fuck all, is an inveterate grifter with a rock-solid support network. She's made a name for herself off the back of people more talented than her, and correspondingly has fucked and flirted her way through much of her life. She's a reasonably attractive woman (or was, at least) in nerd circles, and that's marketable. While she has a fraction of the influence she used to have, she's still a recognizable name in many circles because of her opposition to GG and her placement as a victimized womyn. So long as she pushes the ideology, there will be people on her side willing to give her a place, though these offers will continue to shrink as it becomes increasingly clear that she's fucking poison.

Part of this is that she was partnered with Feminist Frequency from the get-go. A common belief many had was that she and Anita were allies, and while many Anti-GGers dismissed this as conspiratorial, truth was that Quinn and Sarkeesian were allies long before Gamergate ever happened, and Feminist Frequency had staff that were IRL friends with Quinn during the same (Maya Kramer helping her DDoS TFYC, Katherine Cross being a literal member of CON from the moment Quinn formed it, et al). Quinn was a nice backdrop for the ideology to lock onto - it just so happened that she was also a massive piece of shit with a long and glorious tradition of harassing people that just would not stay buried.

Back in the day, she used to be able to get massive amounts of coverage by crying crocodile tears and even got to go before the UN and argue that the entire internet should be censored to protect her feelings. What happened was that all of Quinn's chickens came home to roost at once: She was forced to vacate her Order of Protection against her ex, lest she perjure herself, and her going before the UN was an unmitigated disaster.

I didn't follow the 5 Guys side of GG that much, so I guess someone like @Jaimas would be the one to ask, but didn't the last 2 guys get confirmed by Gjoni at some point?

Yes. People she's confirmed to have fucked include Nathan Grayson (who was financially supporting her to the tune of hundreds of dollars to boot), Robin Arnott (who was judging a contest her game was in while they were fucking, works for the PR firm Feminist Frequency uses, and was part of her fucking up the Polaris Game Jam and blaming Jontron for it; check her lolcow wiki article), Joshua Boggs (whom she was not only fucking, was married, and was her boss). There's plenty more and she quietly has a reputation as a fucking skag.
 
The reason why Quinn is constantly in need of cash, is such a flake on her deals, and why her physique is always changing is because she's a cocaine addict.
That explains why Zoe Quinn likes to currently vaping weed, like the drug addict she is.
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That much detail makes it seem like a conspiracy theory. Most of that stuff isn't needed to explain what's going on. It doesn't explain why Quinn keeps getting so much work. If being addicted to coke was enough to get you your own DC comic and 2k a month on Patreon, why isn't Charlie Sheen running Marvel at this point?

It's pretty much bullshit. Chelsea is a long term grifter who sleeps around for money and influence and scrounges together enough money to gimp along in a sleazy hipster demimonde, but not enough for any kind of glamorous Hollywood-tier coke habit. Unless she's descended into being a pure crack whore, which seems pretty unlikely, this story sounds made up.
 
Quinn, while she's accomplished exactly fuck all, is an inveterate grifter with a rock-solid support network. She's made a name for herself off the back of people more talented than her, and correspondingly has fucked and flirted her way through much of her life. She's a reasonably attractive woman (or was, at least) in nerd circles, and that's marketable. While she has a fraction of the influence she used to have, she's still a recognizable name in many circles because of her opposition to GG and her placement as a victimized womyn. So long as she pushes the ideology, there will be people on her side willing to give her a place, though these offers will continue to shrink as it becomes increasingly clear that she's fucking poison.

tbh it's less about "the ideology" and more the fact that they just want influence. Remember Sarkeesian was bragging about showing up at Notch's place for a party once and that was well into his reputation as a "shitlord", only when he started going after them specifically did they decide they didn't like him anymore.

Most of what you said was accurate, but I think a lot of people exaggerate the grand "SJW Master Plan" aspect of all of this shit; they really just crave relevancy and fake liberalism was their method of obtaining it.
 
tbh it's less about "the ideology" and more the fact that they just want influence. Remember Sarkeesian was bragging about showing up at Notch's place for a party once and that was well into his reputation as a "shitlord", only when he started going after them specifically did they decide they didn't like him anymore.

Most of what you said was accurate, but I think a lot of people exaggerate the grand "SJW Master Plan" aspect of all of this shit; they really just crave relevancy and fake liberalism was their method of obtaining it.
Personally I think it's both. People who crave power tend to believe their own farts more and more.

So it might have started out about relevancy, but the more they do it the more they dig in and hunker down. So basically it does eventually become a master plan, but I'm not sure if that was ever the initial intention. It's about power and keeping it, the problem is how often that eventually creates true believers. Which I'm not sure Zoe Quinn is -- if only because she's too much of a sociopath to think like a normal person, it's all about her.
 
tbh it's less about "the ideology" and more the fact that they just want influence. Remember Sarkeesian was bragging about showing up at Notch's place for a party once and that was well into his reputation as a "shitlord", only when he started going after them specifically did they decide they didn't like him anymore.

Most of what you said was accurate, but I think a lot of people exaggerate the grand "SJW Master Plan" aspect of all of this shit; they really just crave relevancy and fake liberalism was their method of obtaining it.

Most of the actions of Quinn's side during the Autism Holy War isn't so much a conspiracy so much as it is a lot of people who happen to be moving the same direction politically and find common cause. That's how Quinn got to go speak before Congress (for example).

But like my gramps was fond of saying, it ain't really paranoia if someone really is out to getcha, and when it comes to CON and Quinn's involvement with Feminist Frequency, those absolutely were conspiratorial, considering their relationships were established well in advance and have been visible before GG ever happened, and indeed, before the Quinn scandal broke. You need look no further than the CON and Trello log leaks for proof of that. Even if you choose to ignore the accusations about both Quinn and Anita that going after either would cause them to try to sabotage your career (accusations proven by the likes of what Quinn and company did to TFYC, various GG supporters, Tim Soret, et al), there's just too much evidence here, especially when she has conservatively almost a dozen people either directly or indirectly tied to Feminist Frequency she was either fucking, IRL friends with, or both that she drew on from well before the scandals brewed up.
 
But like my gramps was fond of saying, it ain't really paranoia if someone really is out to getcha, and when it comes to CON and Quinn's involvement with Feminist Frequency, those absolutely were conspiratorial, considering their relationships were established well in advance and have been visible before GG ever happened, and indeed, before the Quinn scandal broke. You need look no further than the CON and Trello log leaks for proof of that. Even if you choose to ignore the accusations about both Quinn and Anita that going after either would cause them to try to sabotage your career (accusations proven by the likes of what Quinn and company did to TFYC, various GG supporters, Tim Soret, et al), there's just too much evidence here, especially when she has conservatively almost a dozen people either directly or indirectly tied to Feminist Frequency she was either fucking, IRL friends with, or both that she drew on from well before the scandals brewed up.

Well yeah, but that's just going back to my point that "the SocJus" was just a tool to an end (their stranglehold on "indie") and not because of anything most of them felt passionately about. That's not a matter of ideological extremism, it's just run of the mill kissing the ring.
 
But like my gramps was fond of saying, it ain't really paranoia if someone really is out to getcha, and when it comes to CON and Quinn's involvement with Feminist Frequency, those absolutely were conspiratorial, considering their relationships were established well in advance and have been visible before GG ever happened, and indeed, before the Quinn scandal broke.

That's just dumb collusion between a few idiots, though, or the orbiters of one manipulative slut. There's no giant world-straddling conspiracy to control everything, though. Just a bunch of self-centered, narcissistic idiots all doing whatever they think benefits them in the moment.


Swindled in the Butt By My Big Gay Patreon Scam.
 
So long as she pushes the ideology, there will be people on her side willing to give her a place, though these offers will continue to shrink as it becomes increasingly clear that she's fucking poison.
That's the one part I disagree with because I've been hearing that since CON, if not Rebel Jam, and yet she keeps getting money. After the comic and TV show fail to amount to anything, I half expect to hear she's been paid to work on her own breakfast cereal or is making a spoken word album.

Well yeah, but that's just going back to my point that "the SocJus" was just a tool to an end (their stranglehold on "indie") and not because of anything most of them felt passionately about. That's not a matter of ideological extremism, it's just run of the mill kissing the ring.
I think it depends on their rank. Those at the top definitely know they are spewing bullshit. As Jaimas said, there's too much evidence and even cases of them breaking character. While those at the bottom or middle of the pyramid are harder to say. It probably varies from person to person.
 
That's the one part I disagree with because I've been hearing that since CON, if not Rebel Jam, and yet she keeps getting money. After the comic and TV show fail to amount to anything, I half expect to hear she's been paid to work on her own breakfast cereal or is making a spoken word album.
Nah, she's always one step behind things. She'll probably work with CrunchyRoll after her comic bombs and make an "anime".
 
That's just dumb collusion between a few idiots, though, or the orbiters of one manipulative slut. There's no giant world-straddling conspiracy to control everything, though.
In a tiny, dead industry like game journalism, a few people is enough to straddle the world. It's like in "Risk" where you can get credit for owning an entire continent just because you stuck one guy on Australia.
SJWs are very good at finding "Australias".
 
In a tiny, dead industry like game journalism, a few people is enough to straddle the world.

Yeah, but nobody in their right mind cares about games journalism. They can get those barely-even-a-jobs because literally not a single other person would prefer being a joke like a "games journalist" to being a Wal-Mart greeter.
 
That's the one part I disagree with because I've been hearing that since CON, if not Rebel Jam, and yet she keeps getting money. After the comic and TV show fail to amount to anything, I half expect to hear she's been paid to work on her own breakfast cereal or is making a spoken word album.

Manipulators like Quinn are adept at landing on their feet after a disaster, a phenomenon Kevin Smith once described as "Failing Upwards." In Quinn's case, she's patient zero for GG, so there's plenty of Social Justice idiots who will push the poor oppressed womyn angle.

Make no mistake, however: each step forward, while potentially higher-profile and more public, is also another step towards bottoming out. As the old saying goes, victimhood has an expiration date.

There once was a point where Quinn was making almost $10,000 a month on Patreon alone, was a fucking Twitter partner, got backchannels into Google and Twitter, and was getting speaking engagements practically once a month.

Now she barely makes more than Brianna Wu did three years ago, her "anti-harassment taskforce" has publicly been exposed as a hilarious fraud staffed with multiple sex offenders (and went under for good measure, taking her connections with it), her boy-toy Alex Lifschitz accidentally his entire career by either breaking an NDA or slandering his employer (and either way he'll never work in the industry again), and she isn't pulling down anywhere near the kind of bank she used to - and it only goes downhill from here.

She's increasingly known as an embarrassing failure who can't complete a project if her life depends on it. She's got an increasingly big backlog of very public failures - her Chuck Tingle FMV game that is never going to come out; her book that's a fucking joke sales-wise (outsold by fucking Bob Chipman's book last time I checked), and her games that are economic failures (not a single one sold worth a damn and most are freeware). This is bad enough, but when you throw in her fucking meltdowns on Twitter (Nintendo/Five Fun Guys, Tim Soret, anti-Trump sperging), she increasingly has no credibility outside her bubble.

She'll keep getting work. There's always going to be some Social Justice idiot who wants to help her or some cuck who wants a shot at her mayvis fritter, but the gravy train has left the station - and it ain't coming back.
 
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