DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

So Swagginz just said that he's holding Phil's hand through this DS3 run because he wants it to be over. Nice to know even Phil's mods are bored by his playthroughs. And fuck what the rest of his viewers want, I guess.

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He was being a whiny bitch yesterday too complaining about Phil putting Souls games into Twitter polls knowing they will win. He wanted Dead Cells or Death Gambit but then shit on someone else for wanting Hollow Knight. So like Phil he is jut throwing a tantrum because he didn't get what he wanted.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Okay: Whoops! Haha, a dick. Moving on.

Not okay: WHOA. DICKS. HAHA. LOOK AT THE DICKS. GUYS. DICKS.

fftopic::powerlevel:I have been bursting into random gigglefits at this post all day.fftopic::powerlevel:

And no, nothing will happen. Not bc reasons. Bc he's DSReeeeee.

 

[Waveysauce]

I really dont get users like "kingofhypocrisy". For one going to every single one of dsp's streams would have to get boring as fuck. But users like him think they are trolling dsp by trying to be witty and give bits saying something to try and troll dsp. Other users who wouldnt send $ would be banned if they said the same shit but those users are cool by dsp because they give him $ everyday.

I can get fucking with dsp here or there calling him out on his bs, but to send him money everyday just to make their point I dont get. Cause the joke is on them, even if they do the minimum cheer amount it adds up especially when there is multiple channels who do it. They seem to dislike him and want to troll him really hard but just end up helping him

 

[Haunter]

I've long believed that Twitch steamers have their Subscriber numbers available to them on their dashboard, making Phil's "!Subcount" command redundant and needlessly revealing his numbers to his viewers. I stumbled on this post from EddyB. Not only does it confirm my belief, it shows that at one point Phil even knew this himself.

 

[ZehnBoat]

. . .nope, let's play the same game - AGAIN - because he thinks it'll bring in the rage bucks.

phil marketing his rage is an odd case him wanting his cake and eating it too
on the one hand he wants his idiots.. i mean viewers to tune in and laugh and done at EPIC RAGE (he thinks it's 10 years ago) and hopes detractors give him views.
but then on the other, he doesn't want to rage, he wants to cheese a game and finish asap so he can move on to his next game all the while bragging about how good he is.

phil wants to be an entertainer for money but his ego wont let him (he doesn't seem to understand that being entertaining means having to take a pie to the face once in a while), the only time he's entertaining is when he isn't trying to be.
he's like a stand up comedian that flips his shit after a small heckle, or a clown that refuses to do.. anything, but slips on a banana peel on the way out.

 

[boxybum]

So what is up with this tut guy? Every day in these last few weeks of august he has been giving Dsp hundreds and thousands of dollars. $2,000 in bits and I see $50-250 each day. Is this a new pay pig?

 

[Zaryiu]

I love this about him tbh. No matter what changes, what he says or does on Twitter/Twitch, he will always be a bitch. He's not as good as he believes he is and it's hilarious to watch him try and justify why he thinks he is. It's like watching a 6 year old make excuses for everything.

FTFY

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

I really dont get users like "kingofhypocrisy". For one going to every single one of dsp's streams would have to get boring as fuck. But users like him think they are trolling dsp by trying to be witty and give bits saying something to try and troll dsp. Other users who wouldnt send $ would be banned if they said the same shit but those users are cool by dsp because they give him $ everyday.

I can get fucking with dsp here or there calling him out on his bs, but to send him money everyday just to make their point I dont get. Cause the joke is on them, even if they do the minimum cheer amount it adds up especially when there is multiple channels who do it. They seem to dislike him and want to troll him really hard but just end up helping him

I firmly believe they are closet fans at this point.
Not all to different from QueenySwagginz who only watches for attention/drama and couldn't care less about Dave himself.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

They give bits because its entertainment. Ive done some small math in my head for this (but am too cheap to give him money myself)

Scenario 1: trolls give tiny cheers here and there. They poke and prod, they bait and of course, he reacts. You get your laugh, he looks like a sperg and he alienates newcomers to the stream. His income is steady.

Lets say, trolls dont give bits. Newcomers dont see the real phil. He has things locked down and trolls arent doing their thing. He survives, probably thrives with people too invested to leave (sunk cost)

The trolls small bits, which yes all add up, make him rage at chat that only the truly exceptional actually follow him. Joe blow shlomoni wont hang around long with his reactions and toxicity as a streamer

 

[BrunoMattei]

Lets say, trolls dont give bits. Newcomers dont see the real phil. He has things locked down and trolls arent doing their thing. He survives, probably thrives with people too invested to leave (sunk cost)

Even if troll cheers weren't a thing and trolls didn't get into his lobbies he would still lose the facade. He's done that before multiple times. All it takes is for him to lose in a game or notice that so and so is getting more attention than him or whatever.

Phil has no self-control whatsoever not unless he knows that the Twitch admins are watching his ass.

 

[Destro1986]

I've given Dave a few 25bit cheers just because it's fun to watch him jump for pocket change (i "earned" by leaving Slenderman ads running while I peed)

It's literal pocket change, and you get to see a man who brags about himself, who is proud, who talks about his business prowess, say what you want.

Also, just because you think Dave is pathetically entertaining doesn't mean you want him to go broke.

You gotta feed the LolCow (double edit nice trick there) to milk 'em.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I've given Dave a few 25bit cheers just because it's fun to watch him jump for pocket change (i "earned" by leaving Slenderman ads running while I peed)

It's literal pocket change, and you get to see a man who brags about himself, who is proud, who talks about his business prowess, say what you want.

Also, just because you think Dave is pathetically entertaining doesn't mean you want him to go broke.

You gotta feed the LolCow (double edit nice trick there) to tard cum 'em.

“Thanks for the money dummy!”

 

[Destro1986]

“Thanks for the money dummy!”

Are you kidding me? The payout/cost ratio on Dave's entertainment value is huuuuuuuuge

Better than a matinee!

 

[BrunoMattei]

I've given Dave a few 25bit cheers just because it's fun to watch him jump for pocket change (i "earned" by leaving Slenderman ads running while I peed)

It's literal pocket change, and you get to see a man who brags about himself, who is proud, who talks about his business prowess, say what you want.

Also, just because you think Dave is pathetically entertaining doesn't mean you want him to go broke.

You gotta feed the LolCow (double edit nice trick there) to tard cum 'em.

You don't touch the po op, man. And you touched it. Get away from me.

 

[Destro1986]

You don't touch the po op, man. And you touched it. Get away from me.

Lmao I will say it was before I came here cause it's more entertaining to discuss it, making him dance is only fun like, 2-3 times tops. I don't mind giving him $1 in Slenderman's money

I do suspect that Swagginz is that mentality taken to an unhealthy level btw.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Lmao I will say it was before I came here cause it's more entertaining to discuss it, making him dance is only fun like, 2-3 times tops. I don't mind giving him $1 in Slenderman's money

I do suspect that Swagginz is that mentality taken to an unhealthy level btw.

You're contributing to the problem. All those troll tips, even if they're 25 bits, add up for him. You're a fucking idiot and should cut your balls off.

 

[Destro1986]

You're contributing to the problem. All those troll tips, even if they're 25 bits, add up for him. You're a fucking idiot and should cut your balls off.

LOL Stow the hostility.

There's no moral obligation to try and put Dave out of business. I don't really care that he does his thing.

You guys take him way too seriously.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

After watching True Detective Season 1 with Gin last night past midnight (see his instalgram), DSP somehow magically became the best detective and found out who stole his Yuutoob mahny:

 

[Destro1986]

Oh shit is there a begging video coming tonight?

These new showrunners are great

 

[BrunoMattei]

After watching True Detective Season 1 with Gin last night past midnight (see his instalgram), DSP somehow magically became the best detective and found out who stole his Yuutoob mahny:


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I called it. I told you guys he'd be making less money on YT with Curse gone.