Facebook Post: Chris Suing MTV?

[Tubular Monkey]

Its more hilarious that he didn't get her joke about having a bad couch.

Chris doesn't get jokes. He lives in the land of the literal. Peter Griffin poops, Chris laughs. Subtlety and depth have no meaning to Chris.

 

[Male]

Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch

Oh no, a woman would not date you?

 

[Marvin]

Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch

Oh no, a woman would not date you?

BUT A DEWD WOULD???

 

[homerbeoulve]

He's actually turning into his mother. Oh my god, this is mutation!

 

[Anchuent Christory]

"I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch."

Seems our friend Chris still has trouble with the concept of sarcasm.And the fact that he feels he was streets ahead of the other two seems to indicate that his ego's as inflated as ever too.

Even after all that's happened, he still hasn't an ounce of humility.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch

Oh no, a woman would not date you?

BUT A DEWD WOULD???

I've already eaten, so I can ask you, was his odor of the Dirty Crapped Briefs variety?

 

[Marvin]

I've already eaten, so I can ask you, was his odor of the Dirty Crapped Briefs variety?

Eh, not really. Just more of an average body odor.

 

[LM 697]

"I enjoyed the women in 'Undressed'"



"At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with."

 

[KawaiiChrisChan]

I just had to make an other one... You know how it is.

 

[Rio]

At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.

Chris: Still completely oblivious with his head stuck so far up his own ass that he can taste last night's dinner.

 

[LordCustos3]

Lets parse this, shall we?

Here's My point-by-point rebuttal.

• 
  

  I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "Undressed";

  Ohhhh, I'm sure you did. Because you're totally straight, right, and want everyone to remember that you are all about the clam.
  
  

  I like Daria; the dating game show was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, Beavis and Butt-Head were so stupid, it became crazy-funny.

  I wonder if he misunderstands the humor of "Beavis and Butthead" the same way his misunderstands "Family Guy", "South Park" and....every other show in existence.
  
  

  I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying...

  These are two different things.
  That is akin to saying "I was ogled/raped".
  
  

  ...for the past greater than five years.

  What is this I don't even this sentence no grammar.
  
  

  I get that whatever gets onto the internet is near impossible to remove.

  Oh my Odin...is this a Breakthrough?
  Does he fucking get it now?
  The Great Director has learned -- and understood -- what the Streisand Effect is?
  Maybe somebody sat him down and explained that the "Ignore Google Results" only piques someones curiousity and all but forces them to Google him.
  
  

  And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

  Wait...Whut!?
  Does anyone know what he's yammering about?
  
  

  From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch.

  Was there some kinda Couch Saga that I missed?
  
  

  Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed...

  Your...name...was jailed?
  At least now he notices that it is now his Once Good Name. Past Tense.
  
  

  ...because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS.

  Oh, ferfucksake, Chris. Your persecution complex is so tired and lame. Please for the love of The One True GodBearJesus, own up to your own mistakes for once in your misbegotten life.
  
  

  At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.

  :? Okay, I can dismiss the 'clean' and 'sexy' as just delusions....but where is this 'gung-ho' stuff coming from?
  Also, Chris...look at the "grimy freaks"....ask yourself what flaws make them "grimy freaks"....no with complete unflinching candor, examine yourself and see how many of the same flaws you yourself possess.
  
  

  If I did not have a very good day beforehand today....

  Soooo...is he saying that -- up until he saw that show -- he was in a good mood, and that is the only reason he is magnanimously showing MTV mercy?
  
  

  I would seriously be calling my Attorney on your damn show's ass.

  You don't HAVE an Attorney, Chris.

 

[Marvin]

Chris' post makes more sense if you saw the episode he's talking about first.

And that poor Rob Bell hasn't been able to escape Chris' pestering.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Chris' post makes more sense if you saw the episode he's talking about first.

And that poor Rob Bell hasn't been able to escape Chris' pestering.

Pretty soon poor Bell is going to need an attorney to get a restraining order from Chris

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Chris' post makes more sense if you saw the episode he's talking about first.

And that poor Rob Bell hasn't been able to escape Chris' pestering.

He's seriously considering suing???? Fuckin A.

 

[Marvin]

Chris' post makes more sense if you saw the episode he's talking about first.

And that poor Rob Bell hasn't been able to escape Chris' pestering.

He's seriously considering suing???? Fuckin A.

Well, if he asks Rob Bell about it, Rob Bell probably will just ignore him, like I would imagine he does to his other pestering OR if he actually took the time to explain the situation to Chris, he'd just tell Chris that suing MTV is infeasible.

Either way, nothing amusing will happen. Or, nothing publicly amusing, anyway.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Lord Custos:

Chris was the third contestant in a show called Failosophy. A panel of two men and a woman were asked if they would room with, date, or call the police on three guys. The first was a middle-aged guy who was covering his naked body in bacon. The second was a guy lying on a bed covered by a blankie with plushies and other toys on the bed. The third was OPL in a g-string posing with a zapper controller. The woman said she would call the police on him because of the ugly couch.

As far as Chris filing a lawsuit, ED says it best: you can barely afford to pay for insurance on your crappy car, what makes you think you can hire an e-lawyer?

 

[butt in trouble]

"At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with."

You know I was thinking for awhile that reality had finally caught up with Chris. I have never been proven so wrong in my entire life...

 

[José Mourinho]

Here's the full quote, btw.

I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "Undressed"; I like Daria; the dating game show was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, Beavis and Butt-Head were so stupid, it became crazy-funny.

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the internet is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be calling my Attorney on your damn show's ass.

Love how he wants to go Spax3 by suing MTV though.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.

Chris: Still completely oblivious with his head stuck so far up his own ass that he can taste last night's dinner.

He is such a complete asshole. He becomes infuriated when someone else makes fun of him, but he thinks it's perfectly okay to be as rude and insulting as he wants to other people who haven't done anything to him.

He's seriously considering suing???? Fuckin A.

Well, if he asks Rob Bell about it, Rob Bell probably will just ignore him, like I would imagine he does to his other pestering OR if he actually took the time to explain the situation to Chris, he'd just tell Chris that suing MTV is infeasible.

I am almost - almost - tempted to say that this remark:

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be calling my Attorney on your damn show's ass.

Is his scheming way of covering for the fact that he realizes he has no feasible case to sue MTV and couldn't make it happen even if he did. Like, a parting shot to make his opponents think that he is choosing not to exercise power he has instead of letting them realize that he has no power.

But... Nah. He's not that clever. He probably said that more because he was lazy that day and didn't feel like calling Bell. He probably fully intends to still sue MTV. And he most definitely has no idea that Rob Bell is a criminal defense attorney, and lawsuits are an entirely different branch of law and he would need to get a civil lawyer to help him with it. And that said civil lawyer would actually require him to pay instead of just suing whoever Chris likes for free.

 

[CatParty]

No, Chris, you were jailed for trying to murder an innocent man with your minivan.