Artcow Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum - scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist

[Big Nasty]

This is still fucking me up thinking about this.

Does bipolar disorder cause hallucinations like that?

I think it might have been a tacit confession that he did a lot of dope.

 

[Count groudon]

Honestly the fact that he was so willing to casually blurt out that he hallucinates swarms of Elmer Fudds everywhere he goes is what gets me. I don't care who you are, if Elon Musk or anyone of similar social stature came out and said "yeah sometimes I see little Dobbies from Harry Potter skittering about the room screaming about their ballsacks hurting" he'd probably lose everything. How did this faggot stay employed for as long as he did?

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly the fact that he was so willing to casually blurt out that he hallucinates swarms of Elmer Fudds everywhere he goes. I don't care who you are, if Elon Musk or anyone of similar social stature came out and said "yeah sometimes I see little Dobbies from Harry Potter skittering about the room screaming about their ballsacks hurting" he'd probably lose everything.

I sometimes see a Dobbie do that. He actually exists though. His first name is Andrew.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Honestly the fact that he was so willing to casually blurt out that he hallucinates swarms of Elmer Fudds everywhere he goes is what gets me. I don't care who you are, if Elon Musk or anyone of similar social stature came out and said "yeah sometimes I see little Dobbies from Harry Potter skittering about the room screaming about their ballsacks hurting" he'd probably lose everything. How did this faggot stay employed for as long as he did?

Elon Musk called a guy a pedophile and he's still got everything. Bad example, man.

He stayed employed because he not only owned his own animation company, but because he had a reputation as the creator of Ren and Stimpy - and that got him places back then. Celebrities were talking to him, trying to get projects done with him (which were mostly never realized)...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Nowadays, he's a former shell of himself with only a couple (terrible) Simpsons couch gags and an incomplete short film to claim hold of.

And even those have been overshadowed by all the pedophilia and sexual assault accusations.

 

[AnOminous]

Celebrities were talking to him, trying to get projects done with him (which were mostly never realized)...

The only one I can think of was that Bjork video, which was kind of meh.

 

[BrunoMattei]

The only one I can think of was that Bjork video, which was kind of meh.

Jack Black and Kyle Gass of Tenacious D are fans and had him do the animated opening credits for their Tenacious D movie. Rob Zombie might be a fan too because he had Carbunkle Cartoons (who did animation on classic episodes like Stimpy's Invention and did the entirety of Adult Party Cartoon) did his film The Haunted World of El Superbeasto. Perhaps John was able to behave for Jack and Kyle but Rob Zombie couldn't tolerate him?

Luckily, Ren & Stimpy will outlast John and now be remembered as a creation made in conglomeration with others as opposed to being the work of an auteur. Kind of like how Bob Kane didn't really create Batman and it was Bill Finger that did most of the work and created all of the iconic rogues and Commissioner Gordon.

 

[Brit Crust]

The only one I can think of was that Bjork video, which was kind of meh.

Didn't John K do a couple of music videos with Tenacious D?

(Aaand upon watching that video, I just remembered that the bunny girl at 0:21 was supposed to be a caricature of Katie Rice, one of John K's victims. )

EDIT: John K's done another Tenacious D's single, "Fuck Her Gently." (NSFW obviously) The irony of this song is palpable.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph594706d9d75fa

https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fuckhergently (Mirror link in case you don't want to visit Pornhub. The devil girl's breasts are covered up in this version.)

There's also this one for Weird Al Yankovic's "Close But No Cigar."

 

[AnOminous]

He should have really had a career with all these opportunities. If he'd been a little less of an asshole, he'd probably have gotten an even bigger #metoo-ing, actually. But he'd have had a career in between R&S and that.

He really ultimately was just a slightly less dysfunctional Shmorky.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

The only one I can think of was that Bjork video, which was kind of meh.

Sick Little Monkeys talks about how guys like Sam Raimi and Michael Bay met with him and tried to get projects off the ground; nothing ever came of them, though.

He should have really had a career with all these opportunities. If he'd been a little less of an asshole, he'd probably have gotten an even bigger #metoo-ing, actually. But he'd have had a career in between R&S and that.

He really ultimately was just a slightly less dysfunctional Shmorky.

If he'd been a little less of an asshole he wouldn't have gotten fired, he wouldn't have lost his first girlfriend, he basically would not have been who he was.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Holy shit he'd have never been able to work with Bay. Whatever else you think of him, Bay is the absolute king of one thing: making movies on time and either on or under budget. It's one of the reasons a lot of actors hate him, he rides their asses and doesn't put up with their bullshit if it would mean delays and rising costs. He and John K's work ethics are completely opposite of each other.

 

[Meowthkip]

Sam Raimi?

What, was John gonna do an animated intro for Army of Darkness?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Sam Raimi?

What, was John gonna do an animated intro for Army of Darkness?

Not gonna lie, if this were a different universe where John did his work on time and didn't piss away all his opportunities, I would totally watch a Sam Raimi collaboration with him. Both of them have demented senses of humor and creativity. There is something there that would work.

Unfortunately, we're stuck in the universe where John never finishes a thing and is a sack of shit.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Spoiler: A possible look into what John K's childhood was like.

Speaking of Savino, prior to making The Loud House the man made something called The Complex Adventures of Eddie Puss (hahaha get it how totally funny), where a cat boy wants to screw his mom. It's... something.

For the morbidly curious, here's the first page of this monstrosity.

Spoiler: furry pedo incest

It's just what you would expect from one Johnny boy's disciples.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Spoiler: A possible look into what John K's childhood was like.

For the morbidly curious, here's the first page of this monstrosity.

Spoiler: furry pedo incest

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It's just what you would expect from one Johnny boy's disciples.

I can only imagine...

Savino stayed behind when John left. For all his failings he was no disciple of John K.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

I can only imagine...

Savino stayed behind when John left. For all his failings he was no disciple of John K.

That explains how Savino managed to keep a career before his scandal.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

That explains how Savino managed to keep a career before his scandal.

Had he drank the John K. Kool-aid and left with him... well...

A few people who left the show with John have had prolific careers in animation, and still get work to this day. He could have ended up like that, or he could have ended up like Eddie Fitzgerald and Steve Worth.

 

[TowinKarz]

John's entire animation career has mostly been him pissing off his employers and burning bridges.

Meanwhile, the people who were trying to get work on time with Ren and Stimpy and stayed behind when John was fired have had mostly productive careers and still get work in the industry.

It's almost like how you behave to others is a bigger indicator of future success and a more desirable trait for a studio than raw talent that occasionally does things when it feels like it, but bitches the whole time about every little thing... and now he's in the hole of all the "whatever happened to?" artists, a pit full to the brim of those sunk by their own ego and toxic envious nature.

 

[Terran Wraith]

It's almost like how you behave to others is a bigger indicator of future success and a more desirable trait for a studio than raw talent that occasionally does things when it feels like it, but bitches the whole time about every little thing... and now he's in the hole of all the "whatever happened to?" artists, a pit full to the brim of those sunk by their own ego and toxic envious nature.

Yup. This is why the infamous comic book artist Rob Liefeld got a lot of work. He is a dependable guy who delivers on time.

Spoiler: A possible look into what John K's childhood was like.

For the morbidly curious, here's the first page of this monstrosity.

Spoiler: furry pedo incest

View attachment 537483

It's just what you would expect from one Johnny boy's disciples.

Actually, I would be surprised by an animation pro who doesn't have a skeleton army in his closet.

 

[AnOminous]

It's just what you would expect from one Johnny boy's disciples.

This is what you'd expect from the creator of a cartoon with a fandom so pedo-infested its general thread was banned on 4chan.