16 and had a shitty cashier job at Kmart. About a week after 9/11, a big display of patriotic teddy bears was placed in front of the registers. When you pushed a button on them, it played "
God bless the USA." People walked by and pressed the buttons on all the bears, constantly.
Years later I can still hear the nightmarish chorus of dozens of bears, all off-sync with each other, going "AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE. AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED AND GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME." My shifts ranged for 6+ hours directly behind them.