Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Seems like the Matt Jarbo thread got locked or something, says I lack privileges to post. Anyway, still relevant here.

The killstream mocks Sargoy. Urgh I know this has been said enough times... look at his fucking thrift store suit, it probably smells like herpes and semen.

~Insert Macklemore Thrift Store song herr~


As for the vote, Sargoy abandoned the liberalists already, right? They flocked to fucking UKIP.
 
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Particle Bored said:
“Jim probably doesn’t own a suit.” Neither do you. If the jacket and pants don’t match, it’s not really a suit.
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one of two possibilities here:
-carl bought his 'suit' a long time ago for one of the very, very rare occasions that he needed it, and hasn't worn it since. no one had the heart to tell him that it wasn't a proper suit and looks ridiculous
-carl bought his 'suit' last minute for this very occasion. no one had the heart to tell him that it wasn't a proper suit and looks ridiculous
 
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Mapo Tofu said:
Or maybe he is salty that Jim has found an audience and moved on from the shit he did before.
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Mad over gayfence in 2018 still.

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The spergs in UKIP are making that impossible.
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At least they've managed to make themselves a two issue party now with the free speech thing. Surprisingly they actually have a manifesto involving other topics, not that anyone seems to know what the policy positions are.
 
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A grown man bragging about wearing a suit as if it's some big achivement of adulthood is pathetic enough. To then show yourself looking like a pubescent boy that borrowed his dad's ill-fitting suit to go to the school dance; complete with a shit improperly tied tie and not even matching pants and jacket... man, that's just sad.(:_(


EDIT: He fucking has a short sleeved shirt under the suitjacket as well.
 
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Particle Bored said:
“Jim probably doesn’t own a suit.” Neither do you. If the jacket and pants don’t match, it’s not really a suit.
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SuperDeeDuper said:
one of two possibilities here:
-carl bought his 'suit' a long time ago for one of the very, very rare occasions that he needed it, and hasn't worn it since. no one had the heart to tell him that it wasn't a proper suit and looks ridiculous
-carl bought his 'suit' last minute for this very occasion. no one had the heart to tell him that it wasn't a proper suit and looks ridiculous
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I think the pants and jacket were the same color, so it is a suit. The fit sure made it look like he didn't own it though. Did he not know you have to get them tailored? I'm half expecting to see a picture of an unhemmed pant leg come out.

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Hey Sargon let me help you
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The vast majority of ties I buy end up being too short on me to get a full windsor and be able to tuck the tail back into the little slot for it. It makes me kinda sad as it remains my favorite knot. Somehow I doubt Sarg'n has that problem though.
 
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Mapo Tofu said:
He most likely did.
And if Shoe is really the biggest channel now then that's fucking sad considering the.
Quality or rather lack of quality in her content
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oddish said:
Oh course her channel is bigger. If you're a smug, 13 year old atheist you can watch, shitty, poorly researched videos on Sargon's channel to convince yourself you're a euphoric intellectual owning the SJWs. But on shoe's channel you can do the same thing while masturbating. Clearly the superior choice.
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Shoe0nhead's videos are much more oriented toward comedy. She doesn't really try to make serious political statements in the same way as Sargon. It makes sense that her short, lighthearted videos attract more viewers than Sargon's long, often repetitive video essays. She's also less hostile towards feminists and has attempted to maintain a friendship with Contrapoints (though, Contrapoints has openly called her a bigot before and has been put under heavy pressure by other SJWs to downplay her association with Shoe). It's not hard to see why she has more normie appeal.
 
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Grand Lunar said:
Shoe0nhead's videos are much more oriented toward comedy. She doesn't really try to make serious political statements in the same way as Sargon. It makes sense that her short, lighthearted videos attract more viewers than Sargon's long, often repetitive video essays. She's also less hostile towards feminists and has attempted to maintain a friendship with Contrapoints (though, Contrapoints has openly called her a bigot before and has been put under heavy pressure by other SJWs to downplay her association with Shoe). It's not hard to see why she has more normie appeal.
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Add that to the fact that (while I hate to admit it) she is cute. Let's not pretend that doesn't help. She also doesn't seem to take herself as seriously as Sargon, which is good for an eceleb.
Hilariously, she is also a cuck. Truly the Queen of the skeptics.
 
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Spooky said:
Add that to the fact that (while I hate to admit it) she is cute. Let's not pretend that doesn't help. She also doesn't seem to take herself as seriously as Sargon, which is good for an eceleb.
Hilariously, she is also a cuck. Truly the Queen of the skeptics.
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I personally don't mind her too much. Her videos are usually decently entertaining, and as you said not too serious. But yeah, if she weren't a cute girl there's no way that she'd be so popular.

I used to really like Sargon's content, though now I usually skip though it or maybe have it as background noise due to how repetitive it's become. My main issues with him are his cringey social media behavior, egotism, and general thin-skinned immaturity. Shoe benefits from avoiding most of that.
Spooky said:
I think the pants and jacket were the same color, so it is a suit. The fit sure made it look like he didn't own it though. Did he not know you have to get them tailored? I'm half expecting to see a picture of an unhemmed pant leg come out.
The vast majority of ties I buy end up being too short on me to get a full windsor and be able to tuck the tail back into the little slot for it. It makes me kinda sad as it remains my favorite knot. Somehow I doubt Sarg'n has that problem though.
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The pants appear to be a little bit darker than the jacket, so not quite. He probably found them separately on sale and figured they looked close enough to be a "suit." I've always done mine half windsor since that's how I was taught in middle school and don't feel like making the effort to break habit, but had the opposite problem of the tail often exceeding the front and having to redo the knot. I don't think that Sargon had either problem though; he was probably just uncomfortable with it's tightness and decided that he didn't mind looking unprofessional. Since this is apparently his first time wearing a "suit," he's probably not used to it.
 
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Grand Lunar said:
I personally don't mind her too much. Her videos are usually decently entertaining, and as you said not too serious. But yeah, if she weren't a cute girl there's no way that she'd be so popular.

I used to really like Sargon's content, though now I usually skip though it or maybe have it as background noise due to how repetitive it's become. My main issues with him are his cringey social media behavior, egotism, and general thin-skinned immaturity. Shoe benefits from avoiding most of that.

The pants appear to be a little bit darker than the jacket, so not quite. He probably found them separately on sale and figured they looked close enough to be a "suit." I've always done mine half windsor since that's how I was taught in middle school and don't feel like making the effort to break habit, but had the opposite problem of the tail often exceeding the front and having to redo the knot. I don't think that Sargon had either problem though; he was probably just uncomfortable with it's tightness and decided that he didn't mind looking unprofessional. Since this is apparently his first time wearing a "suit," he's probably not used to it.
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Half windsor is my go-to as well.

I was thinking that was a trick of the light, but I could see that happening. I guess on the upside for him he finally really convinced us all he wasn't upper class
 
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Half windsor is my go-to as well.

I was thinking that was a trick of the light, but I could see that happening. I guess on the upside for him he finally really convinced us all he wasn't upper class
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I thought that too, but zooming in on an area where they're in the same light, I think that they do still look slightly different. Admittedly not easy to tell though.

Weirdly, if you look at his personal facebook page, one of the featured photos is of him at what I'm assuming is his wedding with his son wearing what appears to be a light blue tux, white shirt, and well matching silver tie nearly fully tightened. So he does know how to dress nicely, but apparently chose not to this time for whatever reason.
 
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Weirdly, if you look at his personal facebook page, one of the featured photos is of him at what I'm assuming is his wedding with his son wearing what appears to be a light blue tux, white shirt, and well matching silver tie nearly fully tightened. So he does know how to dress nicely, but apparently chose not to this time for whatever reason.
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That sounds like a rental. Last wedding I was at as a groomsman, we all wore rental suits that sound alot like the one you described. It's cheaper than everybody buying their suits, and makes sure there's uniformity among the dudes.
 
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