Twitter 9/12 - Annoyed at Barb over finances

[The American Hedgehog]

Also:

 

[Jaiman]

A yard sale would do much better than eBay as long as Chris doesn't overprice her items.

 

[Postal Dude]

Both of these people sound like assholes.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

A yard sale would do much better than eBay as long as Chris doesn't overprice her items.

He won't have his internet fame to fall back on with a yard sale. Smelly junk is just smelly junk to most people, it's only when Chris has his name slapped on it do some weirdos start to become interested in it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

A yard sale would do much better than eBay as long as Chris doesn't overprice her items.

But with ebay, Chris can overprice to his heart's content knowing his fans will still buy. People at a yard sale won't be spending $300 on blankets or $30 on a signed soda can.

 

[The Man With No Name]

"The heavy lifting and legwork I did!"

Chris, your arms and legs aren't capable of either of these tasks.

 

[CIA Nigger]

A yard sale would do much better than eBay as long as Chris doesn't overprice her items.

Chris can't sell used up Fanta cans at a yard sale.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

He should take it all and open a booth at the flea market.

 

[Jaiman]

He won't have his internet fame to fall back on with a yard sale. Smelly junk is just smelly junk to most people, it's only when Chris has his name slapped on it do some weirdos start to become interested in it.

But with ebay, Chris can overprice to his heart's content knowing his fans will still buy. People at a yard sale won't be spending $300 on blankets or $30 on a signed soda can.

Chris has a lot of non-CWC "brand" junk. If she learned to get rid of the things she doesn't really need, I could see it going well, but Chris is pretty stubborn..

 

[MY 405]

No one uses Chris better than Barb.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

"Its too much work for Barb to do since she's an old woman, malnutritioned, and in desperate need of Dental Work [Please BUY NOW] and it's too much work for this young woman because even though I'm a Goddess in multiple dimensions, I can't raise my heart levels enough to do so. Please buy this autographed 1000$ sock that looks a little bit like my late father Bob, whose stamp collection is still on sale!"

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I am greedy too.

Barb throwing Chris some shade!

 

[RG 448]

If he’s reluctant to do yard sales then it’s only a matter of time before he makes his first kill.

 

[Depression_Begins]

Hopefully Chris does think a yard sale is possible in the future. It's the only way to get rid of a large amount of items without giving them away. Most hoarders refuse to give their stuff away, especially when they face financial issues. In their mind, the hoard is an investment for the future despite actually being a pile of wasted money. I had a family member that thought the same way.

I wonder if selling two of Barb's blankets for $300 from the hoard has now given her an unrealistic expectation for the countless other items.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Guys Chris seems to really suffer when Barb schreeches at him to sell his stuff, so it might do him some good if nobody buys Chris's stuff. That way Barb will stop pestering Chris once she realises that nobody buys his things, but as long as people keep buying from Chris, she'll keep bothering Chris.

So all you Smart Individuals like @Depression_Begins that like buying Chris-chan's garbage.
Please stop doing it, for Chris Chan.

 

[Done]

She cleared out the entire mini-hoard in her room as soon as she thought she could get money out of it.

It's almost as if she was indeed fine for her age and was playing it up for the camera, right, @bigshot?

I love how Barb is essentially being a loan shark to Chris, to the point where he dreads her showing up to his room. That whole dynamic is pure comedy.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Poor Chris, Barbs an asshole. My outlook is a little more for when she croaks.

 

[Holiday Special]

Chris needs to punch Barb again so he can keep his motherfucking money.

 

[Vorhtbame]

I went and looked at the tweets. There are four, and they run in reverse order.

This was someone talking about Alzheimer's and how much strength you need to help someone with it. It's about love. It is not crabbing about a relative who is perfectly fine but is just lazy as hell.

But I suppose everything must be about Blueheart Zappadore Sonichu Goddessprincess Nightshart...

 

[MMX]

"Very good Spoken"

Never change chris, never change