Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[SuperDeeDuper]

Wasn't Rogan prior to Spencer? Rogan didn't tell him he wasn't as smart as he thought, but that's when people who weren't big fans noticed if it was prior.

rogan was prior to spencer and joe embarrassed sargon pretty badly, between laughing at him for the anita spergery to schooling him on history

 

[Miller]

Wasn't Rogan prior to Spencer?

I think you're right. My mistake.

Rogan didn't tell him he wasn't as smart as he thought

No but it happened right after Vidcon. Sargon seemed either drunk or high during that live podcast. He kept going on and on about Anita and random shit, forgetting that Rogan's audience doesn't give a shit about his drama.

 

[Spooky]

I think you're right. My mistake.

No but it happened right after Vidcon. Sargon seemed either drunk or high during that live podcast. He kept going on and on about Anita and random shit, forgetting that Rogan's audience doesn't give a shit about his drama.

Right. I was saying he was to polite to do it, but we all knew it and Joe knew it

 

[Love Machine]

"JIM, YOU CANT ESCAPE ME, ILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH"

This is how sargon sees sunday going down.

https://youtu.be/TWRjsqoSWTI

 

[Buggins]

rogan was prior to spencer and joe embarrassed sargon pretty badly, between laughing at him for the anita spergery to schooling him on history

In spite of that, it was a career high for Sargon. His metrics went way up, and that's probably the moment his ego got untethered from reality.
He fancies himself a big deal, an "influencer", and all his recent failures don't go well with that self-image. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch...
I guess he blames a good chunk of his personal failures on Jim, that's why he's lashing out at him. To settle the score, to redeem himself.

Kraut was supposed to be Sargon's ace in the hole against the alt-right. Kraut embarrassed himself, Metokur obliterated him.
Sargon tried to take on the alt-right himself, and failed.
Internet Bloodsports, and more recently Ralph Retort, have been chipping away at the skeptic audience. Jim's been involved with both.

His endeavours with UKIP didn't yield him the respect and prestige little Carl was aiming for, and he got mercilessly mocked for flaunting his big-boy suit.
And now he thinks he can make it all go away by taking on his personal Nemesis, his white whale....

 

[Spooky]

Let's be real here polisci is a laughing stock degree unless you plan to go legal. It's equivalent to womans studies unless it's from one of the big real names. The polisci kids were the punchline at my school. Along with psych

Sure if you're looking for a job, but Sargin already has the job. He desperately needed the credibility, contacts, and especially polish that going to college or uni even on an unserious lark can bring.

Edit: Example of Suit-Related Polish

 

[Love Machine]

Sure if you're looking for a job, but Sargin already has the job. He desperately needed the credibility, contacts, and especially polish that going to college or uni even on an unserious lark can bring.

Shame his ego denies him the simple paths. His ego demands games of 73rd dimensional quasi baseball.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

Sure if you're looking for a job, but Sargin already has the job. He desperately needed the credibility, contacts, and especially polish that going to college or uni even on an unserious lark can bring

I wouldn't say he needs a degree or even univeristy experience for credibility but he certainly needs more than a fucking YouTube channel and his promise that he's read books to try and jump into national level politics. He should've started at the local level and used his channel to work his way up.

 

[Lysol]

I wouldn't say he needs a degree or even univeristy experience for credibility but he certainly needs more than a fucking YouTube channel and his promise that he's read books to try and jump into national level politics. He should've started at the local level and used his channel to work his way up.

Hell he'd be better off to first try winning a debate against any internet literal who before thinking he can step up to the big leagues, but what do I know, I don't own a suit.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

Hell he'd be better off to first try winning a debate against any internet literal who before thinking he can step up to the big leagues, but what do I know, I don't own a suit.

I love how he acts like a suit is something special you can get a decent looking suit for under 200 bucks and maybe another 50 bucks for the tailoring it's not special at all

 

[Mapo Tofu]

Hell he'd be better off to first try winning a debate against any internet literal who before thinking he can step up to the big leagues, but what do I know, I don't own a suit.

Sorry if this is fftopic: but if he is 100% serious about going into politics then he also needs to know one thing about politics and it's something he has never put on.
What effort and what changes does he plan to bring that will be applicable.
Because one thing in politics is promising something and the other is accomplishing it.
Sadly it seems that he has no idea about what he really wants.
Sorry for sperging but just seeing someone act like an edgy 16 year ols at the age of 40 is just.
Sad.

 

[Otis Boi]

My prediction for the post Sunday stream the week/weekend there is going to be a stream similar to the one he held where he got btfo by Spensor. All he septic buddies are going to pile in and give him asspats on how he really stuck it to Jim and his cronies. Well and also going into full meltdown mode. A little bit of me says this might be the actual build up for a launching his political career and killing off his Sargon persona ala Nostalgia Critic. That would be a hilarious thing to watch

 

[Mapo Tofu]

My prediction for the post Sunday stream the week/weekend there is going to be a stream similar to the one he held where he got btfo by Spensor. All he septic buddies are going to pile in and give him asspats on how he really stuck it to Jim and his cronies. Well and also going into full meltdown mode. A little bit of me says this might be the actual build up for a launching his political career and killing off his Sargon persona ala Nostalgia Critic. That would be a hilarious thing to watch

But if his Sargon persona dies then he dies too

 

[dick_phelps]

Someone made an amazing Sargon meme that needs to be shared with the world, Sorry for shitposting

 

[Spooky]

Someone made an amazing Sargon meme that needs to be shared with the world, Sorry for shitposting

Sargon really thought he was on/led the side that memed well. He constantly stole and poorly recycled halfchan memes. He didn't realize he was just the enemy of their enemy. Sad

 

[Ma_Hooty]

Damn man, way to see the guy who told you the way out of the Matrix end up being destroyed by Damocles' sword.
Oh well; thanks for the ride, Carl - shame it has to end this way.

With me laughing at your downfall.
You have only yourself to blame, now.

P.S. You're going to need to get more than one suit if you're going to start your job at Chili's soon.

 

[Bob Barker]

Sargon really thought he was on/led the side that memed well. He constantly stole and poorly recycled halfchan memes. He didn't realize he was just the enemy of their enemy. Sad

There was one time where sargon posted an ancap meme and some fluff about how stupid ancaps were literally half an hour after someone posted the same exact meme in an OP about ancaps on 4pol. It was pretty obvious that he was just ripping memes from 4chan.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Sorry if this is fftopic: but if he is 100% serious about going into politics then he also needs to know one thing about politics and it's something he has never put on.
What effort and what changes does he plan to bring that will be applicable.
Because one thing in politics is promising something and the other is accomplishing it.
Sadly it seems that he has no idea about what he really wants.
Sorry for sperging but just seeing someone act like an edgy 16 year ols at the age of 40 is just.
Sad.

The thing is, Sargon will never be a politician. I wrote a long screed on why, but it got deleted so fuck it, I'll be succulent for once in my life. Its not that he doesn't have the intellect, you don't need to be smart to be a politician. Optics. It is obvious he has no clue about what the fuck optics are, how they function and the role they play in politics. Anyone, with ANY sense of optics, would realize the second they said 'White Nigger' and 'MLK was wrong', any chance of them being a political figure was over. Especially in the overly sensitive UK. Its like he has this child's view of a politician or some anachronistic thing where you just need to be the best debater in the forum to be a politician (which he clearly fucking isn't). Its been optics fail after optics fail after optics fail. He's cut himself to pieces so many times you'd need so much gauze to put him back together he'd look like a fucking mummy.

Its not even that he has no idea what he wants or how to do it, but he has no clue at how to even play the game. I'll go over the latest optics fail. You embarrass yourself in an ill fitting suit that doesn't match. You're not going to a dark restaurant where no one will notice. You're going to a brightly lit place to talk to the fucking EU, where the only thing they seem to give a fuck about is decorum, which Sargon clearly lacked. You spend the couple hundred pounds and get a tailored suit. And when he went in that Applebee's suit, he BRAGGED about it to someone with a reach far larger than his. A drop in Jim's puddle radiates far and wide. So if you hadn't said anything, nobody would have noticed, but you just had to do it. You made yourself a laughing stock.

Sargon has no idea how he is seen, has no idea how he needs to be seen, and has an ego that completely blinds him from how he needs to see. That's why Sargon will never, ever be a politician.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Following the Sunday stream he is banned from Youtube for doxxing and also disavowed by UKIP for his 'white nigger' comments, using an official UKIP account for internet drama and general inability to do anything political without it being a massive shitstorm of exceptionality.

Serious question: excepting people like us (read: :autism:,) how widespread is the "white niggers" thing? Because the stream where it happened is at 15k views, the clip of it is at 7k, and the whole thing falls within the domain of an ironic Pinochetist Dutch tranny. I agree it has more traction than the raw numbers indicate, but I wonder if there's a way to figure out how much more.

 

[deeman]

Sorry for being a lamer (Remember when Gaylord was a genuine epithat?) but... where can i take part of this live stream(s)? Will it be on Youtube or what? Tried to Google Metokur stream but only found old YT uploads.