Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

And speaking of white boys can't jump sick people can't work. I don't know if Jim confirmed this, but general consensus is that he has a Crohn's disease.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crohn's_disease

It makes your life much less comfortable, sure, but it doesn't make you handicapped or something. You are more than able of doing videos while being sick with it.

 

[Hoffman]

I want to strangle that cunty british voice out of his fatass. God, that bong is annoying.

 

[That Dumb Derp]

I mean, you're wrong, but I don't really want to do do a line by line. He doesn't think trying to change things is dumb, he thinks that being a talking avatar who talks about "white niggers" and says shit like "I wouldn't even rape you" is dumb, because it is. You take his statements as absolutes, when he is specifically referring to morons on YouTube. Jfc, he made an entire video over the crooks at the Minnesota DFL, WP lying about the Michelle Fields "assault," Dalhousie University, Peeple, throttling by YouTube and Twitter, so don't give me that bullshit, it's a factually incorrect statement that he opposes "getting shit done." Just because he doesn't actually get involved in politics proper or address the issues that you want him to address doesn't mean he thinks that anyone trying to "get shit done" is a faggot.

No, but essentially laughing off Article 11 and 13 as useless against the US and his general attitude about things he personally has no immediate stake in as absolutely pointless and spergy does give off the vibe... but with that said, I feel like I hastily made my comment and should have been a bit more charitable toward Jim since he HAS actually talked about things that matter. I suppose I'm just frustrated by what appears to be erratic priorities. One moment he creates a video warning about the dangers of sudden censorship for no reason and another he openly mocks a law that makes it impossible for those who aren't large media sites to discuss copyrighted material of any sort, or even post links to the news and similar.

Also, your punching down argument is exceptional, he hasn't been btfo because he makes solid arguments and doesn't wave his bullshit in front of people's noses for them to pounce on, not because he only punches down.

Okay, to be fair, I worded that particular part poorly. What I meant was more along the lines of "people are are easy to trigger into sperging" or "actually insane individuals".

People voted for Trump because he is a billionaire that was a totally unrepentant prick, not because he was a TV show host.

Horseshoe is a dumb fucking theory, yeah, Trump, the dude who backed out of the Paris Accords, got NATO to actually help with collective defense, and cut taxes has so much in common with people who collectively want stronger gun control or outright bans, tax hikes to pay for socialized medicine, lax immigration or outright open borders, and support Black Lives Matter. Real similar.

My point of that statement was matching sheer stupid with sheer stupid, not actually the policies in question nor the reason he was voted. All I was wanting to point out the sheer stupidity of one side voting a TV show host despite being a TV show host with the stupidity of a TV show host and then legitimately suggesting another useless celebrity or TV show host to replace him.

Not going to get into this here but saying "IF HE WAS NOT MY DAUGHTER" means it's literally the opposite of an incestual comment.

You say that, but it's still pretty gross that he'd even go into that not only about his daughter in the first place, but even while she was quite young.

EDIT: Also, in a Howard Stern interview, him literally talking about his daughter with "my daughter is beautiful, Ivanka", Stern interjecting with "by the way, your daughter", and Trump doubling down with "she's beautiful". Also openly accepting the terms "piece of ass" to refer to Ivanka in said interview. And in the View, him stating that if he wasn't married he would consider dating her (note a lack of familial connection there).

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

And speaking of white boys can't jump sick people can't work. I don't know if Jim confirmed this, but general consensus is that he has a Crohn's disease.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crohn's_disease

It makes your life much less comfortable, sure, but it doesn't make you handicapped or something. You are more than able of doing videos while being sick with it.

Nah man that shit will more or less disable you for a few days when it flairs up. It's not exactly AIDS but it'll knock you on your ass at its worst.

 

[Trusty Patches]

pls do not steal my MS paint OC i will tell my dad on you and he will come round to your house and beat you up so don't even try it

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

"I don't want to be doing this stuff, it's just that I'm literally one of the only people who can!"

Goddamn Carl.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Nah man that shit will more or less disable you for a few days when it flairs up.

Well, maybe, but like I said "you are more than able of doing videos while being sick with it". TL;DR has serious health issues and he is still making videos.

 

[MarineN*423543]

He's kind of always been a lolcow. Remember back in 2017 when he went on with the "LUL KEKISTAN GUYS" for way longer than it ever way funny

i see, i didnt cared about that stuff though, i only watch his "this week in stupid videos" most of the time

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

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What fucking moron. So having a laugh with other people == paedo child grooming in Carl's mind.

Maybe he actually is reading Loki instead of Locke.

 

[Ask Jeeves]

"I don't want to be doing this stuff, it's just that I'm literally one of the only people who can!"

Goddamn Carl.

He fits Jim's stereotype so perfectly. The capo's tried to take down Jim and failed so now it's time for the Don himself. He's the only man who can take down Jim, the only man who can save the west.

 

[Exterminatus]

"I don't want to be doing this stuff, it's just that I'm literally one of the only people who can!"

Goddamn Carl.

Carl Benjamin of Swindon has been reported missing, rumors are he's completely disappeared up his own ass.

 

[Toucan]

Socialblade is starting to turn he has just lost over a hundred subs within the last hour

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

"I don't want to be doing this stuff, it's just that I'm literally one of the only people who can!"

Goddamn Carl.

I'm 100% sure a line like this one was in South Park. Can't remember who said it, though. Maybe Randy?

 

[Cosmos]

He's on a drug infinitely worse though, his massively over-inflated ego. What we're seeing is what is (or at least should be) expected of anyone who spends a long enough time surrounded by sycophants and yes-men suddenly having criticism that they cannot ignore, a full-on nuclear spergout.

I don't think Jim was the first to get under his skin though, I think Spencer telling him "you aren't as smart as you think you are, and that's a terrible place for any man to be" is what rattled him so hard he broke. As far as why it got to him so badly, while it was a line delivered to him during a "debate" with an ideological opponent that he regarded as beneath him intellectually, in front of thousands of people live, I don't think that's why it fucked with him so badly. I think he never recovered from that afterward because of all that and the fact that somewhere in his head he knows that it's true, and the part of him that does is clawing around in his brain like a rat under a hot bucket.

It's the same reason why Kraut snapped so hard. He spent years perfecting a fake posh accent, making carefully edited reply videos and using a German poet wearing sunglasses while leaning on a stack of books as his avatar. Eventually, he actually started to believe his own bullshit and his internet intellectual persona became his real life persona.
That's why it was so devastating for him when he got taken apart in such a public and embarrassing fashion by JF and Ryan Faulk. The mask fell off revealing an underachieving sped with a fake accent.

The implosion of the skeptic community recently has been fucking glorious. Sargon, Kraut, Matt, etc, they're all pompous, self-important know-it-alls who take themselves and their "influence" way too seriously. They've either forgotten how to laugh at themselves or they never were able to in the first place. They've surrounded themselves with sycophants and echo chambers who never criticize them and so when they are criticized it's like a world-ending event to them.

So he's literally talking to himself then.

Imagine that, he's behaving exactly like the ASS JAY DABAYUUs that he hated so much. Having a stream/making a video and turning off the comments to stop anyone from saying bad things about him

ESS JAY DUBLEYEWS and antis like Sargon have way more in common than they'd like to think. They live in echo chambers, can't stand criticism, have an us vs. them mentality, think that everyone is out to get them, etc.

 

[Not even once]

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That's some Alex Jones levels of reasoning. What a hill to die on.
Wonder what Vee will say to that, after desperately trying to convince everyone that Sargon didn't mean anything by using the term 'grooming'.

 

[Done]

I have no idea why Sargon even made this video, there's literally no real dirt in it, and it only served to get him further mockery, sometimes the best move is to not play.

Also, your punching down argument is exceptional, he hasn't been btfo because he makes solid arguments and doesn't wave his bullshit in front of people's noses for them to pounce on, not because he only punches down.

Only reason Jim isn't getting the same blowback is because he isn't doxed yet, no one has any knowledge of his personal failings so they can grill him on them. If you look at most of the funniest memes about Sargon, they all work because you know who he is, if he claims he was a fortune 500 CEO, you can immediately debunk it, you can pull up his old posts on his FB or whatever and find funny shit on them.

This is Jim's ultimate layer of protection IMO, if you don't know who he is, you can't make fun at him in any meaningful way. Otherwise you and I would have been posting on his lolcow thread by now.

Now to link this back to the thread recipient, this is what makes me genuinely bemused by Sargon's behavior: He's fully doxed going into a battle where he has everything to lose and nothing to gain, which is only exacerbated by his current political ambitions giving people a new target on his back, and he goes ahead and makes.. this.

Saying nothing would have literally been better for him.

What fucking moron. So having a laugh with other people == paedo child grooming in Carl's mind.

I think he's talking about the old METOKUR days, back then if you wanted to join the group, you had to get specialized cakes and other weird requests designed to fuck with people, so he's probably playing the "what if they went further with applicants who were minors?" card, but he played it so retardedly it's blowing back on him hard.

It's a byproduct of how little dirt he has, and how autistic he is to even reply to some of the lowest-effort bait out there.

Honestly, everyone involved in this are retards.

 

[soy_king]

The amounts of Jim dick sucking going on here is amazing.

 

[Hoffman]

Socialblade is starting to turn he has just lost over a hundred subs within the last hour

'Tis but a small price to pay for the survival of the west.

 

[byuu]

The amounts of Jim dick sucking going on here is amazing.

How can you not side with Jim when the other side is that exceptional?

 

[vhstape]

and people thought sagron wouldn't become a good lolcow