Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Okay, my favorite parts of this shit.

> Sargon streams without sound for 15 minutes before starting over.
> Sargon doesn't understand any of the criticism leveled against him so he argues against irrelevant points
> Sargon makes countless excuses about why he's streaming at 4 am/had the stream on hold for 2 days/ why he's even doing this if he doesn't care/why chat is disabled (correct answers: to avoid Jim/to build up hype/he obviously cares/he's a pussy)
> Sargon grasps at straws to somehow accuse Jim of being a pedo
> Sargon implies Jim is faking being sick with no proof
> Sargon later brags about how everything Jim says is a lie based on things that MIGHT be true, but he would never do that (despite doing exactly that).
> 30% of the stream is Sargon bragging about Ukip shit
> Sargon thinks Jim is 40, making him only a few years older than him, then calls him a loser because, while both of them have been unemployed for several years now (only one of them has an excuse), Sargon started pretending to be a politician 4 months ago, making him an ADULT!
> Large chunks of the video have audio issues
> Sargon accuses Jim's audience of being kids, while his own audience are smug middle schoolers.

I particularly "liked" the parts where Sargon read Habermann's retarded flounce as some sort of proof that Jim is evil, then says he loved Encyclopedia Dramatica, which the flounce claims that METOKUR took down (never happened). I like these parts because
1. Accusing people on sites like these of being pathological liars and sociopaths just makes them laugh.
2. ED is exactly like METOKUR. We do shit that's just as bad as they did, we dox one another all day long for fun... it's exactly the same. Why does he love one and use the other as a mark of shame? Because a handful of people from ED (myself sadly included) were cordial to him at one time? Everyone on ED hates him and thinks he's a retard, if they even know who he is. I'm sure Kiwi is just as bad, but you weren't nice to him so I guess he hates you too.
3. That picture he was reading off of was uploaded by me.

All in all, Sargon had nothing. He spends the entire stream grasping at straws falling off of the sad strawman he constructed and reaching harder than Michael Jordan in the last act of Space Jam. His video revolves around bullshit, desperate reaching, clips from that sad SFO stream with some furry that Jim hasn't talked to in over half a decade and implying Jim is a child molester.

And the worst part? It's not that hard to make a hit piece on Jim. You just have to be willing to do some actual work, which none of these guys are. They're so used to people handing them shit and doing their research for them, that when they want to go after someone like Jim and have to dig up their own shit, they can't. Hell, Sargon even plays a clip from a stream where Jim says something that he could have used to support one of his accusations, but he doesn't because he's shit at this.

This was just sad.
 
Bit of a pot kettle black situation then no?

In many ways they're not that different. They both bury or ignore their failures. They both act like they're above it all. They both make excuses for why begging for e-shekels from teenagers is fine when they do it. They both have a rabid fanbase. They're both thin-skinned. They both pick easy targets and take a lot of their material from 4chan.

The difference is Sargon wants to do something but is bad at it. Metokur doesn't try and declares himself the winner. Sargon is the fat guy who says he's dieting because he ate 3 Twinkies for lunch instead of 5. Metokur is the fat guy who doesn't try to diet because he'll never have a sixpack and we all die someday so what's the point?

The one slight edge I'll give to Sargon is that he had kids around Metokur's age.

It was supposed to be his big day and he couldn't get basic intern level etiquette down. That would eat away at me, especially after all my failures.

I think this UKIP meeting meant a lot to him and he couldn't stand the fact that his lower class roots were so obvious to a 40 year-old American edgelord.
 
How fucking moronic you must be to have years of shit on the internet, of saying offensive shit and even simple stuff that can "taken the wrong way" and you think interview with any news channel is a good idea?

Sargon is boasting his next video implosion before it is even filmed.
 
Sargon to Jim: "Nobody outside of YouTube knows who you are."

How...? How can someone be this unaware of their own hypocrisy? Sargon is so self-important he genuinely thinks people outside the ~YouTube skeptic~ community know he exists.
That line from Joe Rogan about nobody outside of his safe space caring about the Anita shit he obsessed over cut Sargon to the bone. Kind of sad how he's trying to use that barb himself when it still 100% applies to him.
 
Sargon went the lowest anyone can go: he slandered an opponent as a child molester because he got mad on the internet.

Treating ones wife like that is just pure shithead mode. It show a lack of respect for ones significant other.

At best, he was exercising his inner SJW. "Won't I be such a good person by telling this longshoreman in a miniskirt that 'she's' beautiful?"
 
In many ways they're not that different. They both bury or ignore their failures. They both act like they're above it all. They both make excuses for why begging for e-shekels from teenagers is fine when they do it. They both have a rabid fanbase. They're both thin-skinned. They both pick easy targets and take a lot of their material from 4chan.

The difference is Sargon wants to do something but is bad at it. Metokur doesn't try and declares himself the winner. Sargon is the fat guy who says he's dieting because he ate 3 Twinkies for lunch instead of 5. Metokur is the fat guy who doesn't try to diet because he'll never have a sixpack and we all die someday so what's the point?

The one slight edge I'll give to Sargon is that he had kids around Metokur's age.
How sick is Jim? Should he have kids if he is really sick? Isn't Jade is young enough to have kids if they chose to for like 10 more years?

I mostly disagree with your view here, but let me put that better for you (even though I don't see it this way). Sargon is the fat guy who talks your ear off about good workout routines and the best ways to get in shape. Jim is the fat guy who just shoots the shit and has a beer with you.
 
Oh, one more thing. This was utterly uncalled for.
What did Jim DO, exactly? Sargon says at the start of the video that Jim has been begging for his attention (and that he's going to give it to him like some sort of threat) but... has he? How? By making a few offhand jokes? By talking about him on stream when the topic came up? By tweeting about him once every 3 or 4 days when he did something stupid? If I recall, it was Sargon who sent his retarded Romani envoy to inform Jim that he has a suit, not the other way around. He then insisted he's to important to waste his time on internet drama... and then did it anyway. Who's begging for who's attention again?
 
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