Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[Kirito]

Perhaps calling Jim a child molesting pedo was just a ploy to cover up how fucked up that accusation is.

My guess is that he's trying to get Jim to say what he has so his dickriders can try to find him.

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

Shamefully, it took around the turn of this year to realize the shameful incestuousness of the Skeptic artistocracy

To be fair, the YT SJW community were a pile of autism that would make any of its detractors look like saints in comparison. It is just that now that the main detractors, the skeptics, are being judged on their own merit and have no one to trollshield with is that people are beginning to what a hot mess they are.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

My guess is that he's trying to get Jim to say what he has so his dickriders can try to find him.

Yeah I mean people are claiming its drug resistant TB (which i doubt because that is curable AND contagious), he probably has something much more long-term and degenerative. Probably can't be cured whatever it is.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Every time someone attacks Jim they use the same formula. Attack his anonymity, his audience, and his lack of empathy for the people he trolls. As if that's something his audience cares about. We could build a giant-ass bingo board out of this shit.

Pretty much. The pedo shit surprised me though I can't believe a public political figure would make those claims with no evidence. And then follow them up on a 20 min video doubling down.

 

[chinkachong]

probably should draw a panel of him shoot himself in the foot with boomer tech and pedo accusations

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Pretty much. The pedo shit surprised me though I can't believe a public political figure would make those claims with no evidence. And then follow them up on a 20 min video doubling down.

What if he actually does hate being the leader so much that he's purposely ruining his own reputation by being a total moron?

...It could be possible, but I doubt it because he's definitely not a 4d chess master.

 

[MilkAddict]

In all fairness if Jim did get doxxed one day, I have a feeling the internet history will be underwhelming compared to the hype. Unless he was a closet diaperfur.

I totally want to make a JoJo reference and ask if Sargon, MundaneMatt, and Kraut are now the Pillar men?

eh I guess I just did. But wow fam and people said that it was a conspiracy theory that Sargon had a grudge against Jim. "He's too busy doing big boy stuff."

So Kraut would be Esidisi because of the boiling blood rage and intense emotions.
Matt would be Warmuu because of his "honor". (Faulty)
Sargone would be Kars since he would be willing to sacrifice all of his followers for power.

Two questions:
How can Sargone become the ultimate lifeform? UKIP? Does he need to be sent to the vacuum of space?
Since Matt collects rocks, does that mean he would get Santana?

 

[shekelshoah666]

What if he actually does hate being the leader so much that he's purposely ruining his own reputation by being a total moron?

...It could be possible, but I doubt it because he's definitely not a 4d chess master.

I wouldn't put anything past him. The way he responded to TL DR was really weird to me his voice kept going up and down and his smug chuckle was on overdrive. He just keeps repeating "facts" and "evidence" as if the stuff he showed had any of that.

I would almost say he is just a useful idiot for someone else at this rate. I know he's always been a sperg but hes heading towards Kraut territory.

 

[Kamatsubu]

In all fairness if Jim did get doxxed one day, I have a feeling the internet history will be underwhelming compared to the hype. Unless he was a closet diaperfur.



So Kraut would be Esidisi because of the boiling blood rage and intense emotions.
Matt would be Warmuu because of his "honor". (Faulty)
Sargone would be Kars since he would be willing to sacrifice all of his followers for power.

Two questions:
How can Sargone become the ultimate lifeform? UKIP? Does he need to be sent to the vacuum of space?
Since Matt collects rocks, does that mean he would get Santana?

Sargone basically becomes the ultimate lifeform through a mixture of soy and Jim's blood. Of course when he becomes the ultimate life form he will also be part dinosaur by that point.

 

[northstar747]

I dont get it why does sargon give a fuck about jim?

Why not just ignore jim and do his public speaking etc

 

[Corinth]

I dont get it why does sargon give a fuck about jim?

Why not just ignore jim and do his public speaking etc

That would be too easy. It's what I love about the Skeptics.
They claim to be above the drama, more mature than those who indulge in it, but as soon as someone pokes fun at them, they sperg out marvelously.

 

[Kirito]

I dont get it why does sargon give a fuck about jim?

Why not just ignore jim and do his public speaking etc

Jim makes fun of him for being a sperg, and in turn he spergs out and feeds the cycle.

Yeah I mean people are claiming its drug resistant TB (which i doubt because that is curable AND contagious), he probably has something much more long-term and degenerative. Probably can't be cured whatever it is.

My guess is crohns disease, which would also work with the thing someone said earlier claiming he said he's not supposed to be smoking.

 

[Not even once]

Trust Sargon to give the term lolsuit a whole new meaning.

 

[admiral]

Jim makes fun of him for being a sperg, and in turn he spergs out and feeds the cycle.


My guess is crohns disease, which would also work with the thing someone said earlier claiming he said he's not supposed to be smoking.

That could explain that time he got sick from eating tacos or whatever a few months ago too.

Sargon's stream was truly embarrassing to listen too. Not to beat a dead point, but he is a grown-ass man and he's acting like a schoolgirl bitch with all this passive aggressive bullshit. 'I have more important things to do'- what a load of rubbish! This was the highlight of his whole week. He should just get it over with and ask Jim for the hate-filled butt fuck that we all know he craves.

 

[Miller]

I think what people really aren't touching on is that Sargon has more than insinuated at this point, and has outright stated that he doesn't think Jim is sick and that Jim is using that to get sympathy from viewers and get more money
Which is really fucked up from Don Sargone

True. That was one of the two moments when he really showed his true self. The other moment was at the end of the TL;DR video response: "no one watches your videos because you're boring as fuck" (fun fact: he said the same thing on a livestream with his buddies after TL;DR left the Skeptics).

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

The reason any Jim cow thread will rely on dox is because right now, he controls all the info about his personal life

And? As far as I know, people discover cows through their bizzare internet activity and then bring their personal lifes to the table. If Jim will call his audience toxic or go apeshit on Twitter, then fine, you were right about him. Again, I don't think he is invincible, but right now I don't see the point in convincing people to consider him a cow.

Spoony is a bad example here

Ok, then show me a good example.

 

[NotCobalt]

Did anyone notice how much Carl praised ED, and how ED coincidentally has added a lot of old shit on Jim. Really makes you think.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

calling jim a child groomer and suggesting that his illness might be fake is beyond reproach. the other stuff was just incompetent, like when he complained that jim thinks too much of himself and is just a youtuber nobody knows about outside of this little online community? talk about un-self-awareness.

the frustrating thing though is that there is a good way to make that point, because in a way he really did prove jim wrong with his trip to parliament. if jim really thinks no youtuber can ever matter beyond his or her little sphere, then he's wrong. jim said he could never make a difference or get involved with politics and actual activism, but there sargon is with nigel farage.

sargon is really making two mistakes though. the first is engaging with jim in the first place, when he should just ignore him and continue to be an "activist" and be living proof that jim is wrong. the second mistake is not engaging in a smarter and less self-important way. he should have just made a jim style video overlaying jim's comments pooh poohing his political aspirations with video and caps of him in parliament. point made, done. might convince some people, might not. but at least he doesnt lose fans, slander someone, and provoke a public execution by some shitposter like jim.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

So Kraut would be Esidisi because of the boiling blood rage and intense emotions.
Matt would be Warmuu because of his "honor". (Faulty)
Sargone would be Kars since he would be willing to sacrifice all of his followers for power.

Two questions:
How can Sargone become the ultimate lifeform? UKIP? Does he need to be sent to the vacuum of space?
Since Matt collects rocks, does that mean he would get Santana?

"Unable to return the banter, CARZ eventually stopped thinking..."

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

As so often I'm reminded of the Proto-Indo-European religion. In the same way that Sargon rose to power slaying Anita, thus re-enacting the Chasokampf, Jim is rising to power slaying Sargon mirroring the Olympian Gods superseding the Titans, or Thor's supercession of the Ice Giants.