Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

The problem is abortion is one of the most vexing moral quandaries facing society today and it has been for decades, if not centuries. It's likely an increasing number of people will shift, if not to a pro-life view, then a more hesitantly pro-choice one as microsurgery on younger and younger fetuses becomes more widespread, and as premature births of earlier and earlier dates survive as normal children.

Because Bob is an angry simpleton with a chip on his shoulder who is totally incapable of grasping nuance, he seizes on the most simplistic, black and white view of the abortion issue, so he can comfortably pour his hatred on all the God-botherers and conservatives he despises anyway.

It could easily be argued that Bob's stance is already pro-life as he's insisting abortion should be allowed on the basis of it not currently being "alive". That's not trying to invoke horseshoe theory, he is drawing the line on "Is it alive?" rather then a more rational "last resort" stance. It leaves the implication that had Bob consider it alive than it won't be okay and if that's not his intent then it makes no sense to focus on that particular detail.

Either way, it goes without saying that he's a loud moron who doesn't have philosophical debates with themselves on the toilet like a normal person.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

A "clump of cells" is still living matter no matter how you want to go about it or argue that it won't feel anything.

The "clump of cells" argument is especially funny coming from this diabeetus-ridden clump of adipose tissue. (The argument is fallacious, because it hinges on the listener not noticing the Sorites paradox. This being Bob, of course, he probably doesn't even notice said paradox.)

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

The simple reason is Bob is truly unhappy and believe in some way or another the world or a certain group has wronged him.

I'm guessing that's why Bob gravitates towards late-night comedy news jesters. He desperately needs funny smart looking men in suits to convince him that he's not one of the stereotypical ignorant white trash doofuses he constantly tries to ridicule.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'm guessing that's why Bob gravitates towards late-night comedy news jesters. He desperately needs funny smart looking men in suits to convince him that he's not one of the stereotypical ignorant white trash doofuses he constantly tries to ridicule.

If he were to continue to live in isolation, would be better off letting go of the negative shit and the past? I know several people that are happy let live in isolation that put the past behind them.

 

[Rathkor]

You know, it raises a curious point about Bob. Obviously abortion is one of those incredibly bitter, nigh-intractable debates among much more normal people than Bob, but his unwavering stance and typical smugness isn't dissimilar from most of his opinions, be they political or cultural or completely trivial. Why is he so fucking hateful and angry about everything? I've probably asked this before, but it's like one of those unsolved mysteries I just can't let go.

My pet theory is never got over being bullied by jocks in high school, coupled with literal actual impotent rage. He started spiralling out of control around gamergate. At that same time, or shortly thereafter, he got diagnosed with the beetus. One of the symptoms is impotence. So my thinking is bobbo can't get it up anymore, and is lashing out in other ways.

 

[LaughingJoke]

My pet theory is never got over being bullied by jocks in high school, coupled with literal actual impotent rage. He started spiralling out of control around gamergate. At that same time, or shortly thereafter, he got diagnosed with the beetus. One of the symptoms is impotence. So my thinking is bobbo can't get it up anymore, and is lashing out in other ways.

I agree with this and also think Bob thought all his Virtue Signaling during Gamergate would get him some female attention but I've said it before when you look like Jabba the Hutts and Paul Bearer's bastard love child no amount of Virtue Signaling on Earth is getting you laid.

 

[Red Hood]

Super Mario is on record as thinking MovieBob is a faggot.

If Mario is from Brooklyn, as Bob believes, this definitely checks out. Probably the nicest thing a blue collar New York Italian would call some Bostonian milquetoast.

... Damnit, Linkara. I just kinda-sorta defended you.

I always figured he was out of touch with reality a bit, he had that vibe. I didn't realize just how badly he was out of touch with things.

A bit? Have you seen what was dug up on his porn habits?

 

[Judge Dredd]

You know, it raises a curious point about Bob. Obviously abortion is one of those incredibly bitter, nigh-intractable debates among much more normal people than Bob, but his unwavering stance and typical smugness isn't dissimilar from most of his opinions, be they political or cultural or completely trivial. Why is he so fucking hateful and angry about everything? I've probably asked this before, but it's like one of those unsolved mysteries I just can't let go.

I have 2 theories. The Dunning Kruger Effect. ie. Bob is to stupid to realise how stupid he is, to ignorant to realise how little he knows. Or he has some kind of mental disorder. I keep forgetting this, but didn't Bob has mentioned that a doctor wanted to put him in therapy but his parents refused?

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

A bit? Have you seen what was dug up on his porn habits?

If it's legal, I don't care what someone smacks their sausage to.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I have 2 theories. The Dunning Kruger Effect. ie. Bob is to stupid to realise how stupid he is, to ignorant to realise how little he knows. Or he has some kind of mental disorder. I keep forgetting this, but didn't Bob has mentioned that a doctor wanted to put him in therapy but his parents refused?

According to Bob, he was put in therapy, but he intentionally sabotaged the therapist, and his parents refused to put him on meds.

Then again Bob's never had the greatest relationship with the truth, so take with a grain of salt that's as big as he is.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Just curious, did Bob tweet about Doom Eternal mocking SJWs ever?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Just curious, did Bob tweet about Doom Eternal mocking SJWs ever?

Probably not, considering he considers Doom to be dudebro. Be right back, booting up Doom with Super Mayhem 17 and Super Mario Agilities.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

According to Bob, he was put in therapy, but he intentionally sabotaged the therapist, and his parents refused to put him on meds.

Then again Bob's never had the greatest relationship with the truth, so take with a grain of salt that's as big as he is.

If we take Bob at his word, he read the DSM-IV and other scientific literature as an elementary school student to sabotage the therapist. Something about that claim is suspect, and I am understating that, because a child that age is highly unlikely to comprehend it. Plus, one would have to assume that L'il Bob would know what the DSM-IV even was. May I remind you that this was the late 80s/early 90s before the Internet became as ubiquitous as it was. I seriously doubt that L'il Bob was motivated enough to do that. This was a kid who was obsessed with SMB3 and viewed Sega's rise to challenge Nintendo's dominance was a traumatic event on par with the Vietnam War.

In all likelihood, I posit that Bob attempted to take "control" of his sessions (he admits that he had issues with authority at that age) and the therapist had none of it. It takes eight years to earn a doctorate degree, and Bob expects us to believe that he outsmarted a University-educated adult when he was at an age where he was sniffing glue during art class? Give me a break. The therapist took notes and wrote a prescription. It was his parents' refusal to put him on medication that made him into the socially and emotionally maladjusted adult who lives in his brother's basement underground suite.

 

[Mola Ram]

thing about that claim is suspect, and I am understating that, because a child that age is highly unlikely to comprehend it. Plus, one would have to assume that L'il Bob would know what the DSM-IV even was. May I remind you that this was the late 80s/early 90s before the Internet became as ubiquitous as it was.

This is a very good point, but there is one scenario where this might actually be true: if someone in Bob's immediate or near family worked in healthcare. When I was Bob's age, my mom's copy of the DSM-IV was easily available, along with piles of back issues of the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report. Great for science projects. It doesn't mean he had the faintest idea what to do with such literature, but it is possible he at least had access to it.

It was his parents' refusal to put him on medication that made him into the socially and emotionally maladjusted adult who lives in his brother's basement underground suite.

This is admittedly more likely by several orders of magnitude.

 

[LaughingJoke]

I'm starting to get a picture of Bob in elementary school harassing kids for owning Sega Products and this just followed him his entire childhood and teens where he became known as the weird Nintendo kid who harassed people and in his mind that translates to "Jocks Bullied Me" instead of the reality of he was a asshole and no one was taking his shit.

 

[Rei is shit]

This is a very good point, but there is one scenario where this might actually be true: if someone in Bob's immediate or near family worked in healthcare. When I was Bob's age, my mom's copy of the DSM-IV was easily available, along with piles of back issues of the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report. Great for science projects. It doesn't mean he had the faintest idea what to do with such literature, but it is possible he at least had access to it.

This is admittedly more likely by several orders of magnitude.

The problem with this is the DSM-IV was published in 1994. Maybe bob meant the DSM-III, otherwise he was being sent to a therapist in his early teens which doesnt really jive with his story but would make more sense.

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I'd like to point out that originally the public did not vote for Senators. Maybe Bob should read some of those founding documents rather then post about them on twitter.

 

[Mola Ram]

The problem with this is the DSM-IV was published in 1994. Maybe bob meant the DSM-III, otherwise he was being sent to a therapist in his early teens which doesnt really jive with his story but would make more sense.

Well ... could be false memory, because I'm older than Bob, which means the one in my house must have been the III. Then again, I didn't invent this outrageous story, and I'm inclined to think most of it is bullshit anyway.

We also had stacks of the Journal of the American Medical Association, which had pictures that were great for grossing out girls.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Marvel Studios hired Chloe Zhao to Direct their Eternals Movie get ready for Bob to practically cum on Twitter Female, Asian, MCU it hits all his boxes.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Marvel Studios hired Chloe Zhao to Direct their Eternals Movie get ready for Bob to practically cum on Twitter Female, Asian, MCU it hits all his boxes.

What has Chloe Zhao made before?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

What has Chloe Zhao made before?

Very little. She's only been on the independent circuit so far, with only two films under her belt. However, both have received good reviews and have seen some award nominations.