Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat - Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

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'.. that are contrary to the laws of Nature that God embedded into our very being.'

Who in the hell is this chump and why are they a furry if they are against people going against the natural order of things as determined by a magic ghost in the sky? I am relatively certain they had some strong words in the bible for people laying with animals and worshipping false idols.

I suppose I must have missed the Book of Majira.
 
Can confirm Dogpatch is blocking things, but he's not just blocking stuff that agrees with the article or shows interest in it- he's actively blocking all comments that don't openly attack David's article and all comments from people on his twitter block-list, saying that 'he's not going to let trolls tell lies on his page.'

Dude's a fuckin quack.
 
Anyone got more of those furry theocrats arguing? I wanna read more about Christian Furry Sharia future.
Dogpatch published another long ass editors note at the end, accusing altfurry of concern trolling and posting curated tweets from his friends.

Unsurprisingly, there's also only 3 approved comments on it, as he brags about deleting comments.

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Circlejerking and editorializing to the max? The article must have given him hell of a time if he's being such a sensitive bitch. It's funny. He continually whipped his followers into most zealous of frenzies, and now they're lashing back at him.
 
"Thanks to certain furs at Twitter HQ"
Way to go Patrick for admitting you have connections. That's probably the other reason people notice him besides his tendency to start drama.
 
"Thanks to certain furs at Twitter HQ"
Way to go Patrick for admitting you have connections. That's probably the other reason people notice him besides his tendency to start drama.

is it just me or does anyone want to see this guy ruin the wrong person's life and get himself in a lawsuit or killed.
 
Dogpatch doesn't give a shit about the fandom and community at large. He only cares about his own self-interests and biases, hence why he'll go to the effort of setting up the AltFurry blocker, but do next to nothing when these revelations come to light.

Even fucking Deo seems distraught about this shit.

Holding himself up as the wishy-washy Niemoller of the Furries. First, they came for the dogfuckers... And I didn't quite not-stand-up, since that's kind of hot (don't take away my fortune cookies and red rockets uwu).

Jumping at vaguely swastika-shaped shadows while ignoring blatantly awful shit, that's our Patch.
 
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