Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread - Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

[kinglordsupreme19]

Where's the fire ants thing coming from and is it confirmed they're actually fire ants? Because most people usually assume all red ants are fire ants or all fire ants are red and that's not the case.

Woof himself claims they are fire ants.

You are right to notice that he may be wrong in identifying them thusly. If someone could check the species of ant it would be appreciated.

Bottom pic looks like Philodendron gloriosum, but I might be wrong. Looks really similar.
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I just realised there was one omission, and it happened to be what I think is an alt angle on the plant. Still think it's Philodendron gloriosum?

Spoiler: SFW, Flora

 

[Samoyed]

And it looks like there's a reason why his @ isn't in the leaks

He also mentions something about how he has two step verification on every account he has, meaning it could be inferring that he has more than just one TG account. I'll look into more of the logs later to see if any of them mention anything about Woof.

 

[DapperShark]

Is there a bigger picture of the ants? I'm far from an expert but I'll ask around.

 

[kinglordsupreme19]

Is there a bigger picture of the ants? I'm far from an expert but I'll ask around.

 

[jebsurge]

If this is Woof--

Fwiw, the snake is definitely a colubrid and not a species typically found in pet stores (corn snake, king snake, tard cum snake, bull snake, or garter snake). It looks like it has lighter colored ventral scales, reddish/rust/orangeish bands, and a black-gray or gray-green color and along with the heavy body leads me to guess it's a banded watersnake (Nerodia fasciata) which are endemic to the southeastern US. And you guessed it, prevalent on the North Carolina coastal plain. It looks a little big, but some of that might be forced perspective, and they can get over 3ft anyways. Their colors are pretty variable but here is some close examples.

Spoiler

https://www.discoverlife.org/IM/I_WBO/0010/320/Nerodia_fasciata,I_WBO1092.jpg
http://www.snake-removal.com/bandedwatersnake.jpg
http://ufwildlife.ifas.ufl.edu/snakes/images/bandedwatersnake_Jensen.jpg
http://www.jeffpippen.com/herps/bandedwatersnake060813-4132brnswckz.jpg (this one looks remarkably similar)

My second guesses are some other water snake subspecies or maybe Eastern indigo, which is a stretch. It just looks too heavy bodied to be any kind of racer or rat snake imho, and the eyes look too forward set for a rat snake.

We currently believe that isn't Woof in the picture, but thanks anyway. Every bit counts. What exactly are we currently focusing on, anyway? Are we still on the ice cream?

 

[kinglordsupreme19]

We currently believe that isn't Woof in the picture, but thanks anyway. Every bit counts. What exactly are we currently focusing on, anyway? Are we still on the ice cream?

Trying to leverage that and botanical knowledge, yeah. I think botany may reduce the size of the region and then we may be able to find the exact ice cream place (because the large chunk of the SE US we're focusing on rn is too big to really cover fully).

 

[The Great Chandler]

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Fire ants are common through the Deep South and Southeast. It's been no surprise given we suspect he's around the Carolinas.

 

[MontyC]

Yo this is awkward,

But you doxxed me man.

And I had nothing to do with any of this. You know how common a generic name like Monty is?

You go on my telegram, find my phone number and look up my facebook....

And now my picture is on here of me walking my dog.

I repeat... I have nothing to do with any of this shit. I didnt even know this was a thing.

 

[Yutyrannus]

We currently believe that isn't Woof in the picture, but thanks anyway. Every bit counts. What exactly are we currently focusing on, anyway? Are we still on the ice cream?

Oh my bad lol, I haven't caught up yet. Do we know if the photo is anyone in the chat?

 

[JB 236]

Yo this is awkward,

But you doxxed me man.

And I had nothing to do with any of this. You know how common a generic name like Monty is?

You go on my telegram, find my phone number and look up my facebook....

And now my picture is on here of me walking my dog.

I repeat... I have nothing to do with any of this shit. I didnt even know this was a thing.

Do you have any ice cream stores near you or have you or anyone you closely interact with put your foot in either a bush or fire ant nest in the past few months?

 

[Tranhuviya]

We did it, Reddit!

 

[bearycool]

LET ME PREFACE THIS BY SAYING I LIKE THE IDEA OF WALKING MY DOG

 

[jebsurge]

Yo this is awkward,

But you doxxed me man.

And I had nothing to do with any of this. You know how common a generic name like Monty is?

You go on my telegram, find my phone number and look up my facebook....

And now my picture is on here of me walking my dog.

I repeat... I have nothing to do with any of this shit. I didnt even know this was a thing.

I can believe that you had nothing to do with the chat, and if anything about the people in the chat rings a bell, we could really use some help.

 

[MontyC]

Do you have any ice cream stores near you or have you or anyone you closely interact with put your foot in either a bush or fire ant nest in the past few months?

I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

Nearest ice cream place is a Cold Stone about a mile away.

To answer your second follow up question... No.

Doesn't ring a bell.

 

[bearycool]

I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

Nearest ice cream place is a Cold Stone about a mile away.

To answer your second follow up question... No.

Doesn't ring a bell.

you should stay here; you would enjoy the comedy when the W.E.E.N.S. aren't picking fights with the wrong people

 

[SamSong]

The fox fursona of Woof is mentioned another time by SnakeThing ("red fox").



This is only mentioned twice, so I'd assume SnakeThing knows this from some external source and did not pick up this detail previously from Woof. Especially the "red" detail is mentioned nowhere in their conversation before this point, but of course that might just be random and not mean anything. But maybe it's possible that's how (as a red fox fursona) Kero's dead boyfriend also knew him?

It also seems like Woof does not own a Fursuit, but this is just interpretation from that being part of a "fantasy" for him (NSFW).



So, we can probably lock down the profile a bit more. There can't be that many furfags on the east coast with hispanic descent that have a """"normal"""" red fox fursona, even less so that work as an electrician and have connections to Kero's boyfriend.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Thought you could walk your dog and get away with it motherfucker

 

[MontyC]

I am for pitchforking folks.

Just watch your aim.

 

[D.Va]

Who would have thought trying to dox someone through fire ants and ice cream parlors could have gone so wrong

 

[jebsurge]

I am for pitchforking folks.

Just watch your aim.

We currently believe that Woof works as an electrician, lives in Florida, Georgia, or the Carolinas, is of hispanic descent, and may have a red fox fursona. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks for coming and clearing this up.