Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[Twinkie]

Wonder what he is going to draw over it when she is dead in five years.

There are options

 

[Furiosa]

Egg Gorl and her fucked up looking boyfriend are potential cows. Trying to get people to Venmo her money for a Amber coloring book and now a tattoo? Talk about trying too hard to get YT fame off the back of a rotting bag of trash.

The best hater vids are the one offs, like the Alexa video or the one where the guy talks about Becky's fashion choices. The rest of them are a joke.

Everything "Haydur nation" including this forum is pretty cringey considering. I personally can't fault them for capitalizing on it.

 

[WY 434]

Wonder what he is going to draw over it when she is dead in five years.

Since the exceptional tattoo resembles Amber in the final stages of rigor mortis, he can just add RIP.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Implying people with "deep, meaningful" tattoos aren't just the fucking cringiest. A la the Hartley goblin tattoo.

Lolz I know. But that's the advice everything throws out so you don't regret it or whatever. Most portraits are horrorshows.

Everything "Haydur nation" including this forum is pretty cringey considering. I personally can't fault them for capitalizing on it.

Nah, the forums are full of autists.

Since the exceptional tattoo resembles Amber in the final stages of rigor mortis, he can just add RIP.

That would be an ode to her horrid poetry even. Struggles being me, RIP.

 

[Strine]

He should have gone with a more subtle design, like maybe a fatter version of the Queen of Hearts playing card made to hold a leg of chicken and with M instead of hearts since she's the Queen of Moderation. Something like that. Not an internet meme deathfat's face. The guy clearly thinks it's cool to ruin your body like that though so whatever. There are worse Amber-exploiting YTers out there, that's for sure; at least Egg Girl et al aren't sanctimonious and don't self-exonerate with harebrained postmodern privilege economics. I think a select few of the YT crowd are pretty cringeworthy but the silly videos just roasting her for being fat and stupid will always get a click from me.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

The fact that people who spend time in a forum dedicated to analyzing and dissecting the life of amberlynn pass judgement on other people doing the exact same thing on a different platform is hilarious.

 

[Strine]

The fact that people who spend time in a forum dedicated to analyzing and dissecting the life of amberlynn pass judgement on other people doing the exact same thing on a different platform is hilarious.

Yes, imagine Kiwi Farms discoursing about amusing or eccentric inviduals on the internet. It beggars belief.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I actually like the Amberlynn haydur nation. Michael, Zach, Potato, et. al. help bring a measure of sanity to Amberlynn's inane videos. They say the stuff some of us would like to blurt when we watch them. They are reasonably intelligent and amusing. I don't find them cringey, although I acknowledge that others might; let's face it, Amberlynn is an acquired taste as it is. I think Zach's Foodie Beauty Puppet videos are pretty funny; like Mr. Roger's Neighborhood through a warped, niche-YouTube lens. I don't know the guy who got the tattoo and think that was a little silly, but I can see how it could be amusing to his viewers. They are useful for providing a rebuttal to Amberlynn's videos that she can't ignore. Without them, she would blithely skip over some of the pressing issues we need to know... It was Michael who got her to admit she was 540 after all. That has value.

 

[NervousSideEye]

I actually like the Amberlynn haydur nation. Michael, Zach, Potato, et. al. help bring a measure of sanity to Amberlynn's inane videos. They say the stuff some of us would like to blurt when we watch them. They are reasonably intelligent and amusing. I don't find them cringey, although I acknowledge that others might; let's face it, Amberlynn is an acquired taste as it is. I think Zach's Foodie Beauty Puppet videos are pretty funny; like Mr. Roger's Neighborhood through a warped, niche-YouTube lens. I don't know the guy who got the tattoo and think that was a little silly, but I can see how it could be amusing to his viewers. They are useful for providing a rebuttal to Amberlynn's videos that she can't ignore. Without them, she would blithely skip over some of the pressing issues we need to know... It was Michael who got her to admit she was 540 after all. That has value.

Shhh, don't disrupt the hive mind that anonymously shit talking on a forum is good, but putting yourself out on YouTube and doing it there (while also maybe making a few bucks) is bad.

 

[Twinkie]

I do have a soft spot for Egg Gorl because she's a talented artist. The content she creates isn't like the others, which is basically "look at me (while i look at amber's vides) look at me look at me"

 

[ricecake]

A lot of people being little bitches about people's content being criticized.

 

[VJ 343]

Theres footage of it being inked onto his butt at a tattoo shop

What kind of shop/artist would ink this?

Imagine you're an artist, be it an apprentice or established and a guy comes in.

"I want this super morbidly obese woman tattooed on my ass". He shows you a somewhat blurry screen grab. This tattoo will be attributed to you. Even without any further context (and probably with) this unflattering image could be construed as bullying.

I hope this dude likes hepatitis. I don't think a good, clean studio would do this, no matter how many bills the artist has to pay.

E: thankyou @SAVE TWINKIE!, Next time I'll be more attentive when I'm watching these!

Sorry for the soap boxing fellow Kiwis.

 

[dicktits]

Artists will usually create whatever you ask them to unless they have a big hangup about it, like swastikas for example. I doubt the artist batted an eye, most have seen way dumber and less thought out ideas before.

 

[Twinkie]

What kind of shop/artist would ink this?

Imagine you're an artist, be it an apprentice or established and a guy comes in.

"I want this super morbidly obese woman tattooed on my ass". He shows you a somewhat blurry screen grab. This tattoo will be attributed to you. Even without any further context (and probably with) this unflattering image could be construed as bullying.

I hope this dude likes hepatitis. I don't think a good, clean studio would do this, no matter how many bills the artist has to pay.

His gf/wife/whatever EGG GORL COMICS designed and applied the tattoo.

 

[coldcatsammich]

Why a portrait style instead of one in her comic style? Just seems like it could have been a bit more funny and less cringy that way.
I'd be more impressed if it was somewhere more obvious, maybe the back of the kneecap, her mouth open really wide so when he bent his leg it looked like her chomping. I guess having that face on your ass cheek cuts down on your chance of getting ass raped if you ever get put in prison.

 

[Xenomorph]

Why a portrait style instead of one in her comic style? Just seems like it could have been a bit more funny and less cringy that way.
I'd be more impressed if it was somewhere more obvious, maybe the back of the kneecap, her mouth open really wide so when he bent his leg it looked like her chomping. I guess having that face on your ass cheek cuts down on your chance of getting ass raped if you ever get put in prison.

He would have to pay her first to get her coloring book

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

I do have a soft spot for Egg Gorl because she's a talented artist. The content she creates isn't like the others, which is basically "look at me (while i look at amber's vides) look at me look at me"

I like her too, and as someone that works in a creative profession, I can't knock the hustle either. ALR makes thousands a month doing jack-shit. Egg Gorl actually has some discernible talent, which took a lot of time and effort to develop. Why shouldn't good work be rewarded? It's no more exploitative than what Amberlynn does, which is...what, exactly? Gain weight, prey on emotionally vulnerable people and hoard journals? At least when a tree dies for Egg Gorl, it wasn't in vain.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

"Kentuckian Zac Efron"

Had totally forgotten this vlog gem. I seriously hope there's somewhere a large framed picture of Destiny laying next to the smash cake like an autistic merman.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Came across this one in my recommended videos today. Pretty well done.
Which reminds me, in her latest YN she said she hasn't heard back yet about the "casting call". I have a feeling we're never going to hear another peep about that. Like everything else, she probably just assumes we'll forget she mentioned it.

 

[Twinkie]

Every MSHPL episode has the same underlying narrative: Fatty can't take it anymore, can't live like this anymore.

Amberlynn has been very resistant to that truth, though. She has always tried to maintain the illusion that her life is as normal as it can be for a quarter-ton queen. It's a pride thing with her.

MSHPL expects fatties to lie about their food intake that's a given, but they're not going to want someone who lies about their entire lives.