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one of God's great mistakes

You just answered your own question. Nobody documents (at least not to this extent) 36-year-old car salesmen who just won Salesman of the Month and are going to take the wife and kids out with the little bonus they were given, and then maybe go play golf with the guys on the weekend.
 
You just answered your own question. Nobody documents (at least not to this extent) 36-year-old car salesmen who just won Salesman of the Month and are going to take the wife and kids out with the little bonus they were given, and then maybe go play golf with the guys on the weekend.
How the fuck did you get my dox
 
I know I'm heading for a :autism: here but hope it fits in under the no shit is too minor category.

Just wanted to ID the A/V device in Chris's classic room, it looks like an RCA CED player for sure perhaps an SGT250? http://cedmagic.com/museum/ced-player-guide/sgt250.html

Want to bet this was a retirement present for Bob? Also that it only ended up in the room because they had a (scratchy) Mary Poppins CED.

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I know I'm heading for a :autism: here but hope it fits in under the no shit is too minor category.

Just wanted to ID the A/V device in Chris's classic room, it looks like an RCA CED player for sure perhaps an SGT250? http://cedmagic.com/museum/ced-player-guide/sgt250.html

Want to bet this was a retirement present for Bob? Also that it only ended up in the room because they had a (scratchy) Mary Poppins CED.

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Not to shit on your insight but I just now noticed the goddamn Sonic Happy Meal box. For fuck's sake.
 
Honestly, the amount of documentation of every facet of this guy's life is fascinating and terrifying. Like why is this guy so fascinating to the point where he's likely the most well-documented individual human being in history? Why would you dedicate yourself to going all David Attenborough on one of God's great mistakes?

Chris is a microcosm of the prototypical Internet user's worst qualities. He is the Platonic sperg.
 
I'm surprised there aren't stories about how terrible Chris smells and various diseases he's contracted. Other than 'Emily' saying he smells like rotten watermelon.

We know he shits himself, refuses to wear diapers, doesn't shower regularly, doesn't do laundry regularly. He lived in a house where he was regularly stepping in cat/dog piss and shit with food laying around mountains of hoarded garbage, and cut his own vagina.
 
I'm surprised there aren't stories about how terrible Chris smells and various diseases he's contracted. Other than 'Emily' saying he smells like rotten watermelon.

We know he shits himself, refuses to wear diapers, doesn't shower regularly, doesn't do laundry regularly. He lived in a house where he was regularly stepping in cat/dog piss and shit with food laying around mountains of hoarded garbage, and cut his own vagina.
Most people who encounter him say he's got a weird smell, which he masks with Axe body spray or more recently Britney Spears perfume.
 
Thank you, I kind of had to get it out of my system.

Ben at Oddity Archive covers the format here:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v1f9J2q_fOk

And, later on, he got hold of the exact same player here:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KprfAiDHTPw

It was an also ran by the mid 80s so I'm convinced it would be the sort of thing GE would gift to Bob.
It would make sense given the circumstances of that point in time. Laserdisc players certainly would've been a better deal but again, GE didn't make those.
 
Does anyone know what kind of films Chris likes, if any?

The reason I ask this is because my older brother (who is on the autism spectrum, but I'm not sure of the extent because he's never undergone any tests or examinations) considered himself a film buff, but in spite of him watching literally hundreds of films over the years, if you asked him about such important aspects as plot, character motivation or story arcs, he'd shrug his shoulders and either say 'it was good' or 'it was shit'. That was the extent of his critical faculties.

Even films he watched over and over again (such as Porky's, which he borrowed about twenty times on VHS back in the eighties) usually got whittled down to a handful of memorable scenes - the part where the kid shoved his dong through a hole in the wall was a big favourite. Ask him about the plot, the setting, the characters - nothing. He also seemed to think that the star of the film actually made the film. He couldn't name a single writer, director or producer.

I can easily imagine CWC having this kind of attitude toward films, that's if he has the required attention span to watch something for ninety minutes or two hours - which I doubt very much. I know he said Mary Poppins was 'the greatest movie of all time' in one of his embarrassing videos, but apart from that... big empty space.
 
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