Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[TheClorax]

Welp, Jerry's Steven Universe video is up and running for the whole world to see. I knew we wouldn't have to wait until December, but this is still a little earlier than expected. I'm really tempted to watch it and do the same thing I did for Jerry's last Glass of Water, but it's so long and it's for a show I really don't like that much. So will it be Steven Universe fanbase to respond, me, or noone? Suggestions I guess.

https://invidio.us/watch?v=flLEr_sYC-k
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If you speed it up to 2x, you go from 2 hours of stupid shit being said, to only 1.
Jokes aside, there is tons of shit Jerry gets either blatantly wrong, or puts words into Sugar’s mouth.

• He claims that Nicki Minaj hasn’t returned to voice Sugilite because she was unaware of her “racist” portrayal, and asserts this point with no sources to cite. It’s been made clear plenty of times that the Crewniverse hasn’t brought her back because she was expensive. A better point would be criticizing the Crewniverse for using Nicki in the first place.
• He brings up the Concrete Controversy. A long dead topic that was stupid when it was new. Enough said.
• He gets upset that Pearl and Rose’s relationship is unhealthy, when that is the entire point of the relationship. Sugar and Ian have said that Pearl is a heavily flawed character, and her existence is to show that people (particularly girls) shouldn’t need to be in a relationship or devote themselves to someone in order to feel complete. Pearl’s arc was about escaping her unhealthy obsession.
• He insists that Rebecca has said that Jasper was the abuser in Malachite, when in reality, Rebecca said that Malachite was mutually toxic and brought out the worst in both Jasper and Lapis. She has said that Lapis’ part in it was having complete control over Jasper and uses her as a scapegoat to vent out all of her anger from being trapped in the mirror. Jasper was meant to depict someone making self-destructive decisions due to a deep rooted shame and self loathing from the huge standards set upon her by being the only good thing that Homeworld got out of Earth, and Rebecca summed her role up as appealing to Lapis’ anger and desire to vent out on someone.
• Rebecca never said Rose was supposed to be a good person. If anything, the show seemed pretty dedicated to taking Rose off of the pedestal characters had her placed upon. Rebecca said that Rose is a very morally grey character and was a horrible person who struggled with feeling empathy (though I will agree that PD twist felt rushed as fuck).
• Jerry insists that fascists can’t be nuanced characters. Kylo Ren called. He said to go fuck yourself with a bayonet.
• Talks about racial coding.
• Jumps on the “Steven is trans” theory as a means of understanding why Stevonnie appears so feminine, when it’s been said plenty of times that the Fusion designs are made to look cool. Not to actually mean something.
• Complains about Steven treating the Diamonds like they aren’t genocidal dictators, when he hasn’t. He’s the one forcing them to fix the corrupted gems. He cannot physically mess with the Diamonds on their level or “punish”them for their actions. All he can really do is tell them that they’re assholes and to fix the shit they made.
• He complains about Homewold some more, when the show has stated that they don’t just destroy planets for no reason, they need resources, and Earth had resources.

And the rest is shit we’ve already heard before from much better videos. It’s like E;R’s video (in that both of them are shit) except Jerry’s is way longer than it should have been, and doesn’t have the comical appeal E;R’s had (I think that his humor is garbage, but that’s just my opinion).

 

[The Iconoclast]

Jerry insists that fascists can’t be nuanced characters. Kylo Ren called. He said to go fuck yourself with a bayonet.

How can he say that and yet still put Avatar: The Last Airbender on a pedestal?

How can he say "we shouldn't humanize the fascist villains" or "we shouldn't add depth to fascist villains" and still put Avatar and even fucking Star Wars on a pedestal?

Again, if Jerry had his way, then Aang would have killed Ozai, leveled the Fire Nation, and, just a little bonus, The Promise would have been over in 10 pages, because Aang would've just leveled the Fire Nation loyalists as well. After all, if you're a fash, you get turned to ash!

None of his ideas for "good entertainment" are compelling. Just look at Tales of the Valkyr, the same story that he touts around for not having any straight characters, and completely removing a punishment because it was done to slaves in the 1800's. He thinks that having a "culturally sensitive" story where fascists are black and white villains is the pinnacle of storytelling.

He's a lunatic.

Anyway, from the looks of it, particularly these bullet points...

He gets upset that Pearl and Rose’s relationship is unhealthy, when that is the entire point of the relationship. Sugar and Ian have said that Pearl is a heavily flawed character, and her existence is to show that people (particularly girls) shouldn’t need to be in a relationship or devote themselves to someone in order to feel complete. Pearl’s arc was about escaping her unhealthy obsession.

Complains about Steven treating the Diamonds like they aren’t genocidal dictators, when he hasn’t. He’s the one forcing them to fix the corrupted gems. He cannot physically mess with the Diamonds on their level or “punish”them for their actions. All he can really do is tell them that they’re assholes and to fix the shit they made.

Jumps on the “Steven is trans” theory as a means of understanding why Stevonnie appears so feminine, when it’s been said plenty of times that the Fusion designs are made to look cool. Not to actually mean something.

He complains about Homewold some more, when the show has stated that they don’t just destroy planets for no reason, they need resources, and Earth had resources.

...it seems like he has a very general and basic understanding of the show and is being "selectively nuanced", if you will. He's choosing the things that he wants to read into, and the things that he doesn't, he'll take it at face value and deliberately (or maybe accidentally) misrepresent it. Whatever suits the overall message.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

About halfway through the video now, and the way Lily keeps screaming insults at Sugar is giving me Mr. Enter flashbacks.

Not surprised she doesn't realize that Pearl's relationship with Rose is supposed to be unhealthy and toxic. That's the whole point.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Did he talk about how the show has white supremacy undertones?

It's mostly about how the homeworld gems are facists, nazis are facists, therefore any attempt to make the homeworld gems look sympathetic is an attempt to make nazis sympathetic and any nazi trope left out is an attempt to whitewash nazism. Also he grouped Steven's Republican uncle in with the homeworld gems at one point, which is funny in its own right.

 

[peQueño_Ardilla+5131]

Watch it until the liquor runs out!

Then you can stop and respond.

This tranist makes moviebob look like a professional critic. For the recor d I ran out of jack.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

The massive tangent he goes on about that Star Wars game was physically painful.

 

[The Iconoclast]

It's mostly about how the homeworld gems are facists, nazis are facists, therefore any attempt to make the homeworld gems look sympathetic is an attempt to make nazis sympathetic and any nazi trope left out is an attempt to whitewash nazism. Also he grouped Steven's Republican uncle in with the homeworld gems at one point, which is funny in its own right.

My point still stands then, Avatar does the same thing with the fire nation. I guess Bryan and Mike are both Nazis, just like Rebecca.

 

[fartsnstuf]

Lily autistically spergs about Steven Universe, compares on its elements to SW:TOR (Star Wars: The Old Republic) and calling others big poopy meanie heads that hurt her feefees for 2 hours:

Spoiler: Autism inbound!

EDIT: duly noted that I was late

 

[Gingervitis]

Also he grouped Steven's Republican uncle in with the homeworld gems at one point, which is funny in its own right.

Steven has a Republican uncle now? Explain.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

I just stumbled on that video and was Googling around trying to figure out why this man has a female character for an avatar. Shoulda guessed troon. They don't even try anymore.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

So Lily (a) complains about Rebecca Sugar's insularity making her incapable of writing believable relationships.

(b) thinks anyone with far right beliefs should be shit-canned and given no chance to redeem themselves.

(c) thinks shit-canning everyone on the opposite end of the political spectrum from her won't result in her growing more insular and out of touch with reality.

Okay...

Also, concerning the SU show: even if you come across someone who's committed Genocide, what use is it to antagonize them if they're powerful enough to vaporize your home planet? It's not like you can subdue them and cart them off to jail for war crimes. The best you can do is express your disapproval and ask them to undo what they've done (and maybe if you're real nice to them or make a good argument, they'll listen to you.) The Diamonds were established as superpowerful and capable of killing everybody. How are you going to create a narrative where Steven confronts them and kills them for their filthy Fascism, unless you give him Deus Ex Machina powers and the will to use said powers (which creates a conflict with his pacifist nature?) The best Steven could hope for under the circumstances was to appeal to them and give them an incentive to NOT destroy everybody.

I'm guessing Lily isn't a real fan of Undertale, what with its "you only get the best ending if you don't kill anyone" option. What with it having a villain character (Asgore) who's killed kids and all. The game also has an option for the player character to commit genocide, so there's that too.

 

[Ben Laden]

So Lily (a) complains about Rebecca Sugar's insularity making her incapable of writing believable relationships.

(b) thinks anyone with far right beliefs should be shit-canned and given no chance to redeem themselves.

(c) thinks shit-canning everyone on the opposite end of the political spectrum from her won't result in her growing more insular and out of touch with reality.

Okay...

Also, concerning the SU show: even if you come across someone who's committed Genocide, what use is it to antagonize them if they're powerful enough to vaporize your home planet? It's not like you can subdue them and cart them off to jail for war crimes. The best you can do is express your disapproval and ask them to undo what they've done (and maybe if you're real nice to them or make a good argument, they'll listen to you.) The Diamonds were established as superpowerful and capable of killing everybody. How are you going to create a narrative where Steven confronts them and kills them for their filthy Fascism, unless you give him Deus Ex Machina powers and the will to use said powers (which creates a conflict with his pacifist nature?) The best Steven could hope for under the circumstances was to appeal to them and give them an incentive to NOT destroy everybody.

I'm guessing Lily isn't a real fan of Undertale, what with its "you only get the best ending if you don't kill anyone" option. What with it having a villain character (Asgore) who's killed kids and all. The game also has an option for the player character to commit genocide, so there's that too.

I think a big part of that is just based on whom Jerry considers worth killing. He doesn’t think the diamonds are worth living, so he doesn’t see a reason Steven should spare them (even though we’ve established they are stronger than everyone and Steven doesn’t like fighting, so killing them seems out of the question) while in Undertale I would imagine Jerry might consider pacifism more because most every monster in the underground isn’t actually evil?

But I’m also not Jerry. He seems to have missed the whole point of SU so who knows? He’d probably hate Undertale for encouraging pacifism at all.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

He likes to reference obscure twitter and interview quotes from Sugar everywhere else in the video except for the really famous one where she outright says "Rose was a terrible person" as he's accusing her of not understanding that Pearl and Rose's relationship is unhealthy and not understanding she "ruined the hero" when it was revealed Rose was a member of the ruling class slumming it and orchestrating an entire revolution of people she didn't really see as her equals to get out of her own responsibilities. Which as far as I can see is the point cause shit suddenly makes more sense after that.

He's right about some of the writing being unbalanced and some of it being a direct retconned response to criticism and some of it having unfortunate implications (like the one character who is an explicit representative of a black woman being characterized as too violent and unreasonable by the viewpoint of the show for wanting to bring revolution to her oppressed people and it turns out her leader who jailed her for it was secretly a member of the ruling class oppressing them and yeah), but that's shit people already knew.

He's also right about Steven turning into a sanctimonious little shit and that becoming how he solves every conflict, but do you also expect a 14 year old boy to start tearing down the ideology of the space fascists the moment he meets them? Also in a show where they try to cram all this world building, character development and plot into 11 minute chunks (seriously 20 minute episodes would solve so many of the show's goddamn problems.)

But then the last half hour of the video is just a confused tangent about barely anything.

 

[Emperor Julian]

He's right about Rose/pink diamond being a total fuck up but A lot of his anger appears to be misdirected from his barely controlled rage about IRL facists, homophobes and such. He even slips up and almost shifts into full blown rants about the Conservative elements in the US. Their's a differance about feeling hate and letting it cloud your decisions to the point you're ranting about a complete pussy such as steven not being willing to smash the fash in a childrens cartoon.

For two hours.

Also I know I'm late to the party but that voice, I'd been told He's trans? The fucks going on with his total lack of effort to pass?

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

The fucks going on with his total lack of effort to pass?

The leading theory is that he simply went Trans to try and get in the pants of one of his former friends, something the person in question even agrees with. Now that the plan failed, he backtracked to say he always felt Trans and now actively plays the pity card because of it.

Jerry himself will tell you multiple reasons; His girlfriend asked him not to, it's too expensive to transition, he doesn't think you need dysphoria to be Trans, he doesn't do his Trans voice because it sucks...a lot of bullshit really.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Jerry himself will tell you multiple reasons; His girlfriend asked him not to, it's too expensive to transition, he doesn't think you need dysphoria to be Trans, he doesn't do his Trans voice because it sucks...a lot of bullshit really.

Doing femme or masculine voices is hard, I run VTM and D&D so have to try and do a vaguely femmine voice for da wimmen and after about 10 years of practice I just sound like I'm camp guy with a cold. From other trans people I've seen you've got to effectively practice and practice you know some actual fucking commitment. I personally consider it a dead giveway for a transtrender vs truscum (aka actual trans people).

 

[Lurk Jurk]

Also I know I'm late to the party but that voice, I'd been told He's trans? The fucks going on with his total lack of effort to pass?

Yeah but he represents himself like this!

Uncanny resemblance right?

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

I will never ever fucking get over how pasty-ass, pale-ass Jerry Peet who seems to live in a place with no natural light constantly commissions drawings of himself as a fucking brown-ass woman.

Fucking hilarious, the delusions here.

 

[The Iconoclast]

He's right about Rose/pink diamond being a total fuck up but A lot of his anger appears to be misdirected from his barely controlled rage about IRL facists, homophobes and such. He even slips up and almost shifts into full blown rants about the Conservative elements in the US. Their's a differance about feeling hate and letting it cloud your decisions to the point you're ranting about a complete pussy such as steven not being willing to smash the fash in a childrens cartoon.

For two hours.

I know I'm sounding like a broken record when I keep bringing this up, but why is he targeting Steven Universe specifically for his holy rage against fascism and "white supremacist themes" (read: fascist villains) when there are plenty of other things out there like Avatar: The Last Airbender that have fascist villains and actively tries to make you feel sorry for some of the fascists/fascist sympathizers in the show?

Once again, I direct you to the Fire Nation citizens that were terrorized by Hama, the citizens of the Fire Nation Colonies in the Promise, the kids in "The Headband" and I'll take it a step further: Zuko and Iroh in Season 1, Liu Ten (Iroh's deceased son, who was fighting for a fascist regime), Mai and Ty Lee, and even Azula to a small extent. The Fire Nation Governors of Omashu in the Mai/Ty Lee debut episode, (the ones with the baby who got "kidnapped", who Aang returned to them at the end of the episode). These are all fascists or fascist sympathizers, these are all people that we, to some extent, are being made to feel sorry for.

All of those characters are characters that do mandated salutes, were okay with genocide and imprisoning of inferior people, and all followed a ruthless leader who preached about his divine right to rule, four points that all apply to the villains of SU (according to Jerry) and Avatar.

Jerry's so autistic that if we applied his standards to Avatar, he'd push the narrative that every character I mentioned above should be black and white evil, shouldn't have any depth, and should be murdered by the end of the series because they're all fascists. Yet, I know that he's fond of Avatar.

WHY DO YOU SUPPORT FASCISM, JERRY?

I'm sorry, I can't get over how utterly ridiculous Jerry's "we shouldn't feel sorry for fascist characters" point is. Nobody who watches or produces entertainment would say that just because a character is a fascist or lives under a fascist regime (and follows the law of said regime) is automatically an unsympathetic character and should be killed. In fact, and this might be pushing it a little bit, but I don't even think Moviebob is this fucking stupid.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

I will never ever fucking get over how pasty-ass, pale-ass Jerry Peet who seems to live in a place with no natural light constantly commissions drawings of himself as a fucking brown-ass woman.

Fucking hilarious, the delusions here.

Part way through the SU video he complained about white boy Steven being a messianic special who is the arbiter of the show's objective morality among all these supposed strong female characters. And then later he went on to call the actually female show runner of a pretty acclaimed cartoon a stupid piece of shit and implied he could do better than her.

Either he's got the complete lack of self awareness troons always do or he's only trooned for extra e-bucks cause certain people will just throw money at anyone who calls themselves trans for any reason.