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[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Some publication, maybe NPR, did a series of interviews with FTM and what their experience going on testosterone was like. It more or less confirmed every gender stereotype imaginable,; one went from taking forever to pick out which yogurt to buy to just tossing shit in the cart, another became way more assertive and stopped crying at work.

If someone is regularly crying at work, no matter their gender, they got issues or need a new job

 

[break these cuffs]

Because men are too stupid to think about what they buy. They just throw food into the cart like idiots.

It's more like these women on steroids do what they think a man does.

The only believable thing are the emotional issues since hormones play a role in it. But even then their experiences are that of women who have way too much testosterone in their bodies and not of men.

Male bodies are made to have higher testosterone. It's not natural for female bodies.

I don't see it as saying men are stupid and just eat whatever, it's that we're decisive. I don't spend a lot of time shopping for food. I know what I like. On a regular basis I might look at a different flavor, brand, or something totally new, but the deliberation is quick. "Do I feel like trying something new this week?' It takes maybe a few seconds at the absolute longest to know the answer. The only time I bother to make a list is if I'm trying a totally new recipe. Otherwise I already have what I need in the house, or will most likely be buying it as part of the routine. When I go to the fish market, butcher, or farmers market I generally get what looks freshest/known favorites and figure out what I want to do with it when I get it home. I have to do the same thing when I decide something looks interesting and choose to try it.

It's like trying to figure out where to go out to eat with your gf when they don't know what they want. If you rattle off 6 restaurants with different types of food they'll say no to each one. I'd just give two choices that we both liked and hadn't been to in a while. If they said no to both without giving their own suggestion, we'd go somewhere I wanted (that I knew they liked of course). It's difficult for me to understand indecisiveness in mundane shit like food. It just doesn't compute. You know what you like, just go for it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I don't see it as saying men are stupid and just eat whatever, it's that we're decisive. I don't spend a lot of time shopping for food. I know what I like. On a regular basis I might look at a different flavor, brand, or something totally new, but the deliberation is quick. "Do I feel like trying something new this week?' It takes maybe a few seconds at the absolute longest to know the answer. The only time I bother to make a list is if I'm trying a totally new recipe. Otherwise I already have what I need in the house, or will most likely be buying it as part of the routine. When I go to the fish market, butcher, or farmers market I generally get what looks freshest/known favorites and figure out what I want to do with it when I get it home. I have to do the same thing when I decide something looks interesting and choose to try it.

It's like trying to figure out where to go out to eat with your gf when they don't know what they want. If you rattle off 6 restaurants with different types of food they'll say no to each one. I'd just give two choices that we both liked and hadn't been to in a while. If they said no to both without giving their own suggestion, we'd go somewhere I wanted (that I knew they liked of course). It's difficult for me to understand indecisiveness in mundane shit like food. It just doesn't compute. You know what you like, just go for it.

If I am buying something new or something I have not bought in a while (like if I haven't bought yogurt in a while) it might take me a bit to decide which one I want, but generally I know what I like and just throw it in the cart.

Meat and fish I do usually buy the one that looks best

 

[one_time_user]

I am very decisive but most of my women friends can be indecisive. it's not an inability to make a decision it's 'I need to count my calories, if I get this I have to get the low fat blah blah but I am not crazy about the low fat blah blah but I can add some extra fruit to that and have a bit less of this to compensate for the sugar in the fruit but do I really want to walk extra on tonight's walk? my jeans were feeling tight wnd what wull the wine club girls say?

also : can this be fed to little timmy who's got a gluten sensitivity and little susie who can't eat milk or eggs but STIIL satisfy darling hubby who's vegetarian tgis week but running a marathon? '

I have those conversations literally weekly with the women I work with. ordering lunch is a fucking nightmare and I had to tell a woman no, we're not pigging out, we're literally just having lunch.

what trans don't understand is, there's deep reasons why women act the way they do (even if they are ridiculous reasons) and if you don't get the reasons you just look like an asshole.

 

[Lezbean]

Because men are too stupid to think about what they buy. They just throw food into the cart like idiots.

It's more like these women on steroids do what they think a man does.

Unless they were raised as the gender they transitioned to, their entire presentation is just stereotypes. Some women with PCOS have so much testosterone in their body that they have to shave their face every morning and will have stubble by sunset, but they still act like women.

Guess this is what you guys call powerleveling, but whatever. I’ve watched the number of trans people skyrocket in my LGB sphere over the last few years and an atypically high number are various degrees of mental. Gay men kind of tolerate their presence with slight amusement or annoyance and lesbians have pretty much just said fuck it and gone incognito.

There’s this thing getting popular with MTF where they demand their doc give them progesterone so they can purposely cycle their hormones to “have a period.” If they can’t get an Rx, they order wild yam lotion online. They drop their estradiol and start popping large amounts of prog around day 14.

Then they put on this wild show that is the cringiest, most stereotypical “having a period” bullshit ever. Acting hysterical, throwing themselves around crying, eating ungodly amounts of chocolate, watching sappy Lifetime movies, clutching their stomach and moaning about cramps, feeling the need to tell everyone that they have period shits.

They constantly seek validation about it from real women, insist that bleeding is a tiny inconsequential aspect of periods, get really upset if you tell them that everything they claim to experience is very atypical, and also you’re supposed to listen to them complain about how much they hate their “periods” but never suggest that they stop needlessly cycling their hormones.

One MTF insisted that his science and math knowledge had started disappearing after he started taking estrogen. He didn’t like it when someone said, “But, I thought you were born with a female brain and had one this whole time....”

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Some publication, maybe NPR, did a series of interviews with FTM and what their experience going on testosterone was like. It more or less confirmed every gender stereotype imaginable,; one went from taking forever to pick out which yogurt to buy to just tossing shit in the cart, another became way more assertive and stopped crying at work.

if they were really conforming to gender stereotypes they wouldn't be eating yogurt, would they?

all yogurt is terrible so there's no reason to care about which one you're buying

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

Because men are too stupid to think about what they buy. They just throw food into the cart like idiots.

I don't see it as saying men are stupid and just eat whatever, it's that we're decisive. I don't spend a lot of time shopping for food. I know what I like. On a regular basis I might look at a different flavor, brand, or something totally new, but the deliberation is quick. "Do I feel like trying something new this week?' It takes maybe a few seconds at the absolute longest to know the answer. The only time I bother to make a list is if I'm trying a totally new recipe. Otherwise I already have what I need in the house, or will most likely be buying it as part of the routine. When I go to the fish market, butcher, or farmers market I generally get what looks freshest/known favorites and figure out what I want to do with it when I get it home. I have to do the same thing when I decide something looks interesting and choose to try it.

Interestingly this is why there is an increasing push to market to women; men tend to make up their minds and stick with what's worked in the past resulting in brand loyalty, while women change their minds more frequently and can be more easily influenced by new information making marketing more effective.
This also means men don't tend to dally on such trivial decisions.

 

[trigger warning]

Man, /r/TransDIY has some looney troons.

Here, somebody who is already taking estrogen tablets and seeing an endocrinologist for HRT goes asking about how to acquire more pills, because they just aren't "feminizing" quickly enough. And how will they ever be a real wimminz if they don't take progesterone?

A fellow troon criticizes OP and gets chewed out:

Now, they're not wrong, and put OP in their place, but it is interesting to see someone saying "clearly you don't want advice, you just want an excuse to do what you already plan to do", on a forum that's dedicated to exactly that: Ignoring your doctor's advice and trooning out with HRT because that's what you've already decided on.

 

[CaptainuWu]

Man, /r/TransDIY has some looney troons.

Here, somebody who is already taking estrogen tablets and seeing an endocrinologist for HRT goes asking about how to acquire more pills, because they just aren't "feminizing" quickly enough. And how will they ever be a real wimminz if they don't take progesterone?

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A fellow troon criticizes OP and gets chewed out:
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Now, they're not wrong, and put OP in their place, but it is interesting to see someone saying "clearly you don't want advice, you just want an excuse to do what you already plan to do", on a forum that's dedicated to exactly that: Ignoring your doctor's advice and trooning out with HRT because that's what you've already decided on.

Plastic surgery was a mistake.

 

[aquariumwater]

Man, /r/TransDIY has some looney troons.

Forget mental gymnastics, that dude is gold medaling in the tranny mental olympics. Between his reddit profile and his blog there's an avalanche of material.

Despite being dead broke with no health insurance, rather than save money for a rainy day, he opts to purchase "panties" (who the fuck actually calls them "panties"??) but it definitely doesn't turn him on to wear them, or to know that no one else knows he wears them, or to feel the way they cradle his balls, or to run home and post about buying and wearing them on the internet... #justgirlthings




Did he mention that, despite being a 60 year old man, he's a girl?

or maybe even a princess

ladies, don't you hate it when your ovaries give you an attack of the sillies?

or when your estrogen makes you start to glide around effortlessly for no reason?

and for some unknowable reason, being a girl is somehow interconnected in his mind with being naked... I can't hope to figure out what makes him feel this way


We know that he's definitely not some run of the mill pervert, because his attraction to women is deeper than yucky male lust


Speaking of men, they can barely keep their hands off him, despite the fact that he is emphatically a lesbian. He's decided the most reasonable explanation is that rejecting their numerous advances must be incredibly destabilizing to their manly confidence, and certainly not the much less plausible explanation that trannies have long been a free and plentiful source of blowjobs for truckers and old dudes at the local motel.


No pictures, but you're a Kiwi, you already know exactly what this dude looks like.


Sparkly bra stuffed with falsies AND a pair of socks for good measure, hairy chest, tangled wig and covered in sores. No wonder then men won't leave him alone.

Also, fucking LOL at the visual of him figuring out how the fuck he gets into a bra. Goddamn.

If I wanted to create a troll account that makes trannies look like horny yet pathetic sexual predators, on the verge of jizzing themselves every moment they spend outside in their XXXL Hanes Her Way bikini briefs, I could not have done a better job than this dude already has by just being himself.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Yeah they totally behave like every woman I've ever known. They're not a bunch of crazy perverts at all, no sir. This is healthy and completely normal.

The funny/sad thing is you could give these wackos sugar pills and they'd have the same effect while being vastly less damaging.

 

[NerdShamer]

Seriously, why do they wear panties if they still have their junk?

Doesn't it get uncomfortable having something that's constantly cutting into you down there?

 

[dingle]

Seriously, why do they wear panties if they still have their junk?

Doesn't get uncomfortable having something that's constantly cutting into you down there?

because they get off on wearing them, dude

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Seriously, why do they wear panties if they still have their junk

Because they are disgusting fetishists who get a boner from wearing panties. Also you can't jerk off without a penis.

Some fetishists eventually get rid of their dick (then they will claim their gross inverted penishole is more real and better than actual female sex organs) but most don't.

 

[NerdShamer]

Gross.

Too bad they'll never admit this...

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Speaking of men, they can barely keep their hands off him, despite the fact that he is emphatically a lesbian. He's decided the most reasonable explanation is that rejecting their numerous advances must be incredibly destabilizing to their manly confidence, and certainly not the much less plausible explanation that trannies have long been a free and plentiful source of blowjobs for truckers and old dudes at the local motel.
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No pictures, but you're a Kiwi, you already know exactly what this dude looks like.
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Sparkly bra stuffed with falsies AND a pair of socks for good measure, hairy chest, tangled wig and covered in sores. No wonder then men won't leave him alone.

Also, fucking LOL at the visual of him figuring out how the fuck he gets into a bra. Goddamn.

If I wanted to create a troll account that makes trannies look like horny yet pathetic sexual predators, on the verge of jizzing themselves every moment they spend outside in their XXXL Hanes Her Way bikini briefs, I could not have done a better job than this dude already has by just being himself.

Size 44D means he's a fat fuck and I am guessing he never got hit on except by a troon chaser

 

[SnarkySperg]

Size 44D means he's a fat fuck and I am guessing he never got hit on except by a troon chaser

Any band size over a 40 guarantees you're probably over 200 pounds. Even if he's 6 feet tall that's not good.

 

[aquariumwater]

He might be fatter, I think plus size bras max out at 44, and it was apparently tight enough (or he was fat enough) that he couldn't clasp it behind his back, or do it up in front and just spin it around.

It's tedious to archive it all since he's a Stefoknee-caliber mtf who's obsessed with being (and probably molesting) an 8 year old girl, but I never stop being impressed by how easy it is run across trannies who are completely incapable of obscuring the nature of their fetish. It's a shame that Reddit's vast archive of troonism isn't being used to bring back gatekeeping for sex changes.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Forget mental gymnastics, that dude is gold medaling in the tranny mental olympics. Between his reddit profile and his blog there's an avalanche of material.

Despite being dead broke with no health insurance, rather than save money for a rainy day, he opts to purchase "panties" (who the fuck actually calls them "panties"??) but it definitely doesn't turn him on to wear them, or to know that no one else knows he wears them, or to feel the way they cradle his balls, or to run home and post about buying and wearing them on the internet... #justgirlthings
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Did he mention that, despite being a 60 year old man, he's a girl?
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or maybe even a princess
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ladies, don't you hate it when your ovaries give you an attack of the sillies?
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or when your estrogen makes you start to glide around effortlessly for no reason?
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and for some unknowable reason, being a girl is somehow interconnected in his mind with being naked... I can't hope to figure out what makes him feel this way
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We know that he's definitely not some run of the mill pervert, because his attraction to women is deeper than yucky male lust
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Speaking of men, they can barely keep their hands off him, despite the fact that he is emphatically a lesbian. He's decided the most reasonable explanation is that rejecting their numerous advances must be incredibly destabilizing to their manly confidence, and certainly not the much less plausible explanation that trannies have long been a free and plentiful source of blowjobs for truckers and old dudes at the local motel.
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No pictures, but you're a Kiwi, you already know exactly what this dude looks like.
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Sparkly bra stuffed with falsies AND a pair of socks for good measure, hairy chest, tangled wig and covered in sores. No wonder then men won't leave him alone.

Also, fucking LOL at the visual of him figuring out how the fuck he gets into a bra. Goddamn.

If I wanted to create a troll account that makes trannies look like horny yet pathetic sexual predators, on the verge of jizzing themselves every moment they spend outside in their XXXL Hanes Her Way bikini briefs, I could not have done a better job than this dude already has by just being himself.

God I can picture him in my head when I read he wore size 10 in women's underwear. He is well over 300 pounds. For you dudes who don't understand women's underwear size; a size 10 is like a 3X. He's a 350+ pound elderly man who calls himself a "girl".

He might be fatter, I think plus size bras max out at 44, and it was apparently tight enough (or he was fat enough) that he couldn't clasp it behind his back, or do it up in front and just spin it around.

Fatty bras go up to 50, actually. 44 is the max for gigantic cup sizes like F-M.

 

[sperginity]

He might be fatter, I think plus size bras max out at 44, and it was apparently tight enough (or he was fat enough) that he couldn't clasp it behind his back, or do it up in front and just spin it around.

It's tedious to archive it all since he's a Stefoknee-caliber mtf who's obsessed with being (and probably molesting) an 8 year old girl, but I never stop being impressed by how easy it is run across trannies who are completely incapable of obscuring the nature of their fetish. It's a shame that Reddit's vast archive of troonism isn't being used to bring back gatekeeping for sex changes.

Transgender Reality has archived a shitload of asktransgender insanity. No one is doing anything, but the damning evidence is there when shit hits the fan.