Lost (or unavailable) media

Would love to see James Nguyen's unreleased scifi drama Replica (made in 2005). James Nguyen has said that he will not be releasing it and is planning a remake. Currently, the only available footage is this trailer.
As a major fan of Birdemic, I'd like to see this too.

One piece of unavailable work I'd love to see is the episode of Sesame Street where Snuffy's parents get divorced. Apparently it was fully completed, but there was such an overwhelmingly negative reaction from the children it was test-screened to that they decided against airing it. As silly as it probably sounds, I'm genuinely curious about that episode.

There's also an Invader Zim fanfic I read when I was a preteen (and thus, of course, obsessed with the series) that seems to have been erased from the internet, that I'd love to find solely because I want to see if it was really as awful as I remember it.

It was called The Probing Of Eva Membrane, and it was horrible--it basically centered around Professor Membrane (who is heavily implied in this fic to be Johnny The Homicidal Maniac) adopting a young (as in twelve years old) runaway girl (the titular Eva) and repeatedly raping her and brutalizing her, and she gets pregnant with Dib and later Gaz, and I'm pretty sure she dies at the end. It was an incredibly horrible fic in terms of not just content, but writing and research (Membrane, at one point, forces another girl to abort the fetus she's carrying by tricking her into eating birth control pills--seriously), and really it's probably for the best that it seems to be gone forever.

I'd still like to find it, though, just because it did leave an impression on little preteen me.

And finally...Imma Wiserd, a Harry Potter fanfic that's been described as a gangsta version of the infamous My Immortal. I was able to read a few chapters ages ago, and it was unbelievably bad--and as a connoisseur of notoriously terrible media, I'd really love to finish it. Unfortunately I've had no luck finding it, and the link TVTropes gives seems to have expired...
 
I really want to see the concept art for Saban's version of Sailor Moon or at least know what they planned for the general plot. They made a pilot but it was never aired, but the script is online. They also made an opening for it. It looks pretty bad but I really am interested in what they wanted to do with Sailor Moon.
http://www.moonsisters.org/moonsisters/ToonMakerS/ToonmakersSailormoon.htm

They've even got links to bits of the script at the bottom of the page. You're welcome.
 
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Apologies for the necro, but I've got a couple of pieces of unavailable media that I'd be interested in seeing.

Groupie (Marilyn Manson, Date Unknown)
Filmed on an unknown night between 1996 and 1998, Groupie has only two extant sources for its contents. The first comes from a five minute discussion held between Manson and the comedian Andy Dick, and the second comes from an edited forty-second snippet which served as a disturbing closer for the 1998 documentary 'Dead to the World'.


According to the Manson wiki, the plot of Groupie centres on a parry who arrives at Manson's home which sees the arrival of a young groupie who is degraded, tied, and then tortured by Manson and his bandmates. During filming, many bandmates were not aware that the woman was - according to Manson - an actress.

From the transcript between Manson and Dick:

Dick: This girl shows up and he lures her in and she's excited to be there. She's like "I'm such a big fan, I'm really excited, then slowly, over time, he starts to get her to do certain things and those are the things that maybe we shouldn't discuss.
Manson: It gets really scary because not everyone in the room knew if it was a joke or not.
Dick: He tries to get her to drink Pogo's urine. He pees in the wine glass and she's like "You do it," and he drinks it, and then she finally does.
Manson: Then I introduce a gun into the situation and it becomes really scary.
Dick: I was disturbed. People started bleeding at some point and not good things are happening.
Manson: A fight breaks out.
Dick: That girl is tied up at the end and crying.
Manson: When I showed it to my manager he said "Please hide the masters. If anyone sees this you'll go to jail and your career will be over. It was called Groupie.

Manson is and was known for being transgressive and provocative, and has always sought to disturb both fans and the moral majority. All of this makes the pulling of Groupie all the more interesting: if the woman in Groupie was an actress who fully consented and was in on it (as Manson seems to maintain), then why did Manson's manager see this as being such a fundamental risk? I can think of three reasons:
  1. The actress may have been unreliable or difficult to contact, with a risk of her not backing up the events of the night through either being impossible to contact or willing to contort the truth for publicity/lawsuit money.
  2. The actress may not have fully consented to what she was subject to, especially as the film escalated. Thus there is a risk of charges for what happened later on in the film.
  3. She wasn't an actress.
Game in the Sand (Werner Herzog, 1964)
One of Herzog's earlier films, the plot of Game has not received much elaboration from Herzog. We only have scant mentions by Herzog of what the contents of the film were in interviews and biographical snippets: all boil down to effectively stating the following:

His next short was a documentary called Spiel im Sand, about four children and a rooster in a cardboard box, but he has never publicly shown the film.

We have little more than what was pithily collated in a Wikipedia article on the film:

The film has never been published or publicly exhibited, and Herzog has stated that he will never give it a release in his lifetime. Herzog says that the shooting "got out of hand," in a way which caused him to abandon the project. He has likened the shoot to controversial moments in his later film Even Dwarfs Started Small, such as young piglets suckling on the corpse of a dead mother pig, and cannibalistic chickens, or when an actor was accidentally set on fire and run over by a truck. These moments were allowed a release in Dwarfs, but Herzog decided that the footage of Game in the Sand was not fit for release.

What happened? What got out of hand?

Did the rooster accidentally die on set from being crushed by being buried in the aforementioned sand, with the children left to react to it? Was there some sadism displayed by the children which would have been utterly transgressive? Was there an accident which was too disturbing for general release?

The only opportunity we will likely have to learn what happened in this 1964 film will come with Herzog's death. If so, I have the feeling we may have some of Herzog's most disturbing footage yet.
 
I’d like to see the Marx Brothers movies that were lost. It was mostly the early ones, that might not be as polished as the later ones, but it would’ve been interesting nonetheless.

The multiple fires that happened, especially through the 20s to the 50’s really caused most of the losses. Up until TV came around, nobody really thought about old films, once it was out of the theater it was more or less forgotten. It might be brought back at festivals or something if it was big enough, but otherwise was just tossed and forgotten. TV gave the studios something where they could fill in odd times with an old movie. And once VCRs came out, people began to save even random public access shows.
 
Reading about "Salome" at the start of this, I'm reminded I once went to a screening of a silent film in the 90's called "Salome" but I can't for the life of me remember if it was the same as this one or a different film altogether, but it was a great experience as they had an organist doing the music for the whole thing.
 
While not technically "lost", there are a lot of works I loved as a kid in the 90's and early 2000's that are currently unavailable outside of internet bootlegs, quickly-deleted YouTube videos, and obsolete formats such as VHS.

Some of the ones off the top of my head include Shining Time Station, The Real West, Civil War Journal, Flint The Time Detective, and the short-lived Fox Kids dub of Escaflowne

Then there's stuff that was partially released on DVD such as Cardcaptors and the 90's dub of Sailor Moon, both of which only got select episodes released on now out-of-print DVD's and VHS tapes.

Then there's the subject of out-of-print DVD's that are hard to find for various reasons. A good example would be the infamous hentai series Urotsukidoji, which introduced a whole generation to tentacle porn memes and hilariously awful English voice acting.

While the first film was recently re-issued in a limited Blu-Ray release, the sequels have not seen a release outside of VHS and out-of-print DVD's

Back in the early 2000's, all four films were released on cheap DVD's and were commonly found in places like FYE and the like, even after they went out of print. Once FYE stopped selling 18+ material in their stores and the DVD's became rarer, the prices for those films online went up and they became harder to find.

When Central Park Media folded in 2009-2010, the rights to a lot of their mainstream properties were bought up by the main companies, but the rights to a lot of their "Anime 18" material went into limbo
 
While not technically "lost", there are a lot of works I loved as a kid in the 90's and early 2000's that are currently unavailable outside of internet bootlegs, quickly-deleted YouTube videos, and obsolete formats such as VHS.

Some of the ones off the top of my head include Shining Time Station, The Real West, Civil War Journal, Flint The Time Detective, and the short-lived Fox Kids dub of Escaflowne
Interesting you would bring up Escaflowne, as I'm sure most fans would rather forget it ever existed regardless.
 
There's still something like 5-10 minutes worth of scenes missing from even the most complete restoration of Fritz Lang's Metropolis. It's not a total loss, since they still have the title cards and even some production stills for some of the missing scenes, so at least we have a pretty clear idea of what's supposed to happen in the missing bits
 
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Electric Soldier Porygon aka the seizure inducing Pokemon episode is still basically impossible to find.

Likewise the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Boston that was pulled for causing a fucking bomb scare is lost forever.
 
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I'm not sure if music counts, but as a Who fan I would love to finally be able to listen to the Concert for Kampuchea's Sister Disco without having to use low quality videos or bootlegs. Same for Det Dwiler and the army band's Scream Machine and the Blues Brother's cover of Sink the Bismark
 
There's still something like 5-10 minutes worth of scenes missing from even the most complete restoration of Fritz Lang's Metropolis. It's not a total loss, since they still have the title cards and even some production stills for some of the missing scenes, so at least we have a pretty clear idea of what's supposed to happen in the missing bits
I'm still glad for the Argentinian print that was discovered with a lot of good footage brought back to the film.

Electric Soldier Porygon aka the seizure inducing Pokemon episode is still basically impossible to find.
I still have it on tape someplace.

Likewise the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Boston that was pulled for causing a fucking bomb scare is lost forever.
I thought that was the light display thingy they hanged up in Boston that was taken down. I'm sure those cost a pretty penny nowadays for anyone who may have saved 'em.
 
I still have my VHS copies of the last home release of the pre-Special Edition Star Wars trilogy. You know, that box featuring the veiled threat from Lucas about things to come?

I wish they would just release digital copies of those movies. The new Blue Ray versions look really good but they still have those fucking autistic edits to them which I hate.
 
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