DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[FallGout]

The PS4Pro has the option to connect the dualshock 4 to the console with a charge cable and disable the bluetooth. But of course he won't do that because then he wouldn't have an excuse for sucking.

He has an excuse to not do that also. None of the cables he has will reach to his PS4 so he has to use Bluetooth.

5 Meter Micro USB cable $8 on Amazon. Cheap and long enough to reach his sofa with extra cable for him to flail around like a tard and not yank it out.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

He has an excuse to not do that also. None of the cables he has will reach to his PS4 so he has to use Bluetooth.

5 Meter Micro USB cable $8 on Amazon. Cheap and long enough to reach his sofa with extra cable for him to flail around like a tard and not yank it out.

He'd make some shit excuse regardless "ack ack it's a crappy third party cable dood *snort* made outta non gold plated connectors".

 

[PenisMuncher23]

He has an excuse to not do that also. None of the cables he has will reach to his PS4 so he has to use Bluetooth.

5 Meter Micro USB cable $8 on Amazon. Cheap and long enough to reach his sofa with extra cable for him to flail around like a tard and not yank it out.

"Uh... my sofa is only 3 meters from the monitor, what am I supposed to do with these extra 2 meters? Fuck Amazon dood."

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Apparently EVERYDAY from now on can be his 10th year anniversary day coz nobody knows and nobody cares....

Keep Mi1king that horse(cow) Phil, see how much you can mi1k out of it

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

Not really sure if this is the right place to ask, but has anyone got a copy of Tevin's "Back in Time" tech stream from a few days ago? Unfortunately it's not on his channel like the rest of his streams.

 

[FallGout]

Staff in his chat again, has he done anything going against the ToS tonight?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

“Every game has a crutch now”

Yeah dave and it’s fat, lazy, gold fish brained losers like you that are causing games to have more crutch’s.

You think acknowledging a game has an easy mode crutch makes it okay to use it? You’re just a middle aged loser who’s dick shrivels up at any sort of challenge. It’s why you went from blaming a fucking controllers lag to buying items and smiling like a school boy, it’s why you’re stupid enough to waste time on mobile games, you don’t want a challenge and need that surge in your brain when the game says you won and makes funny noises or flashes with pretty lights.

Someone should nominate cookie clicker next time he does Patreons choice and watch him nut himself.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Not really sure if this is the right place to ask, but has anyone got a copy of Tevin's "Back in Time" tech stream from a few days ago? Unfortunately it's not on his channel like the rest of his streams.

Did he say he’s not going to upload it for some reason? It was long as shit so it might just be taking him awhile to get on the channel

 

[thebonesauce]

View attachment 557152

Staff in his chat again, has he done anything going against the ToS tonight?

Are people flipping out about it? Is Dave playing the whole, “ALRIGHT GUYS ITS COOL, ACT NATURAL!”

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

Did he say he’s not going to upload it for some reason? It was long as shit so it might just be taking him awhile to get on the channel

His 10 year legacy reaction one was nearly 10 hours long but it was uploaded the day after I think?

 

[Sid]

He been milking that 10 legacy from his birthday i think

 

[notquiteaperson]

I've been sensing a lot of hostility regarding Dave's insistence that his "10 year legacy" is an accomplishment to be proud of and brag about. Maybe people are just jealous or maybe they don't understand how much effort, dedication and hard work it took for dave to get to this point.
On an unrelated note I'll soon be releasing a line of tshirts to celebrate my 10 year legacy of managing to remember and take my dick out of my pants first before taking a piss. Just like Dave's legacy of gaming though I fail at it constantly but I'm still really proud of myself.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

He's acting like being able to buy energy tanks and extra lives is something JUST for MM11. Now i'm not a MM guy i've only played like 3 of the games but i'm 99.99999999% sure that previous games have given you the ability to gather currency and use it on powerups or gear so again he's talking out his ass.

Onto the controller bullshit, Phil assumes that when Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft test their controllers its just done in a massive room with JUST the controller and no other frequencies. In truth every controller goes though extensive testing to enure that the wireless frequencies do not overlap with common household items because to release a controller that fucks up whenever a phone is nearby would be the height of retardation. Just as an aside he said that teh NES controller was the best controller, no..just no. The NES controller is tiny, the buttons jammed easily and the worst thing is that teh damned thing is a perfect rectangle causing it to dig into your hands, very uncomfortable controller.

TL;DR: Phil is a moron.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I've been sensing a lot of hostility regarding Dave's insistence that his "10 year legacy" is an accomplishment to be proud of and brag about. Maybe people are just jealous or maybe they don't understand how much effort, dedication and hard work it took for dave to get to this point.
On an unrelated note I'll soon be releasing a line of tshirts to celebrate my 10 year legacy of managing to remember and take my dick out of my pants first before taking a piss. Just like Dave's legacy of gaming though I fail at it constantly but I'm still really proud of myself.

i don't know what's sadder
the fact that dave celebrates 4th place
or the fact that dave celebrates having a hobby for 10 years

i wonder if kat has to give him celebratory words everytime he eats something without choking.
the guy admits he's too retarded to keep a sleeping schedule, i wonder if he needs to remind himself that when he closes his eyes that doesn't mean everything disappears.

Just as an aside he said that teh NES controller was the best controller, no..just no. The NES controller is tiny, the buttons jammed easily and the worst thing is that teh damned thing is a perfect rectangle causing it to dig into your hands, very uncomfortable controller.

TL;DR: Phil is a moron.

willing to bet money that phil only said NES because HARDCORE REALIST GAMER!!! ONLY THE REALIST OF REALIST GAMERS TALK ABOUT NES.
also willing to bet he thinks the NES was the first gaming console ever.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I'm too lazy to go back and find it but I just wanted to say our discussion (as in people in this thread 500 pages back or so) pointed out Swaggins was entirely motivated by attention and wouldn't keep donating once they had the banhammer to waggle around.

Now that Tut flexed some true whale cash I'd be surprised if Swaggins donates much of anything again. Especially not his supposed 1k christmas bit cheer (which I hope Phil holds against him).

Phil just can't help but bite the hand that feeds, if Swaggins was never modded he'd be tossing Phil singles every day to be noticed.

 

[Dragoonism]

Pre-stream 2/10-18

• Starts out with claming his playthrough of Mega Man 10 become epic on YT, so epic that people made music remixes of it, which in turn also became huge on YT.
  • Huge...
• Claim he did his first PL on a whim and started recording in the middle of the game Star Wars: The Forced Unleashed after saying "Im so angry at this. i want to record this!". Supposedly only got a few thousands views in a few days.
• Claim that after filming highlights of Dead Space and glitches and stupid things going on in Mercenaries 2, while drunk, and it took off from there.
• Claims he got huge by messing around with gameplay, having fun with it, being reverent with his commentary, but only some times was he immature with his commentary!
• Claims that he probably put out more videos a day than any other single person on the internet.
• Claims that he is a holdout of his generation, the generation that does raw gameplay and that he feels good that he stays true to himself after 10 years of doing it and daily put out daily entertaining content, covering all the hot new releases and people still comes and hangs out with him and have fun.
  • So tell us Phil how you covered eg Monster Hunter World? Super Meat boy and Binding of Issac:Afterbirth/+? Kingdom Hearts?
  • There are still a large number of people who does raw gameplay with impromptu commentary over it and some gets more views on a single video than Phil does on a entire week.
• He will play Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise on the late stream!
  • Who can forget such great moments such as
    
    PhiL: "I dont know what that means!"
• Thinks people are interested in P7 again because he showed it when watching his old content and someone made a new remote with Deathface.
• 
  The 4 new emotes might not be permanent if he finds someone better or more fun, but if you are a skilled artist or grapichdesigner you can go to his forum and jump in on the fun.
  • What fun? Last time i checked his forum it is like the same 10 people posting in there and most parts of the forum is barely used.
• No one is critizising his now much longer YT videos, but they are making him way less money than before.
• If you like him playing Max Payne, watching his old videos, if you are into indie games or if you like Halloween? Give him money on Patreon, because then you get access to "forming" these events eg you get special forum access and you get to vote on what games he might play in event if you give him $5 or more.
  • Yes, give him $5 and you get to vote on a game... sorry, you get to form the event!
• Later this year any patreon that have given him $5 will be working on the christmas event he plans on doing.
  • Great another event where people will vote on a game and he will put some christmas lights in his "office", dress up stupidly and tell people that he is much better of with their money than they are.
• If you give him money on Patreon you will get unprecedented control over his event and the stuff he does.
  • Thats why he havent done DSP Tries It yet, despite people asking for it? Thats why he has refused to play the games patreons have chosen for him to play?
• Let's not forget the awesome perk of paying $20 for a private Q&A video and all the other massive awesome stuff you can get, but he wont say what it is.

1. All you have to do is give him $1 on stream and he will answer your question!
2. He wont say what awesome stuff because there is none!

• Since it is his official 10 year anniversary day please visit his Teespring store and see if you find something you like *hint* *hint*!
• Same old rules as before regarding cheers and tips so he can have a fun and chill stream.
• Mention all the subs he got last month, but doesn't mention Tut.
• Claims that if you sub to his channel you get a number of benefits, you get to use his cool emotes, no advertisment and you get a "cool" crown next to your name.
• 
  Spoiler: Phils spirit animal!

  

  
  The Elephant Shrew! Because of its ability to run fast from predators, it's incredible ferocity and desire to persevere in the harshest of conditions.
• Refuses to buy and play Assassin's Creed a few days early for $40 extra because there are other games he have to play and he dont like the season pass.
• 
  Phil: He is not called the King of Hate because he hates on games, but people hate on him and he uses it to become stronger, but most people dont know that since they are lazy and wont do 5 sec of reasearch.
  
• 
  Yes, when he streamed, took pictures of everything, filmed everything he ate and so on he felt like Jim Carrey in the Truman Show and it was nice until nasty people took this information and twisted it to half truths about him and spread them all over the internet, since he stoped sharing private information a year ago, people have stopped stalking him and Kat. Took him 9+ years to learn that you cant put out your entire life on the internet and everyone will be nice towards you.
  
• 
  Reads the comment with a ridiculing tone and then claim it is ok since he didnt make the emot himself and continues on mocking the guy with yet again a ridiculing tone about how a emote will now make the mods ban happy and ends it with making childish sounds.
  
• 
  
  
• 
  He did have a passport, over 10 years ago, that expired about 1-2 years ago. He needed it when he worked for Helicopter Supports who sent him to Newfoundland to help a customer with their consignment inventory woes.Claims that in order to get it he needed to bring 4 different ids, birth certificate, social security number and more and took months to get, despite the company paid to get it faster. Goes on about how it is a nice document you bring with you to other countries and they stamp it with the countries!
  
• 
  He is unsure if the things he have read in the news about Amazon employees are true, brings up that he dont know how it will effect Twitch.
  • Your not a employee of Amazon Phil, so no worry!
• Claim he is always happy to see companies treat their employees more fairly and more human since big companies now days dont treat their employess as humans, just numbers.
  • How did you treat Respect the Pact, Howard and Rambo Phil?
• 
  He didnt do a thing, Kat just started her work earlier than before, some days she works day and other days she works night and when she works night he dont know what to do by himself. Since she work night he can run his late stream a little longer than earlier, but it wont happen every day.
  • So if she works night, how does she sleep with him sitting in the next room screaming about how stupid games and it developers are?
• Claims he been successful for the last 10 years.
• Claims people wonder how he can continue on doing a lenghty JRPG stream if only 200 people show up for it and he claims they support him enough for it.
  • He dont pull much more on other streams and they support him after he begs them to.
• Claims that Mega Man was created by Keiji Inafune.
  • Mega Man was created by Akira Kitamura and Keiji Inafune is just the artist who designed a more artistic Mega Man based on Kitamuras pixelated art.
• Pre-stream 1 h 3 min with "music", 43 min with out "music".

Edit:
Swaps to his live stream and i hear him saying how he happily cheated to beat a Mega Man boss because he dont have the time or wants to learn the boss moves to beat him because he dont wanna go through such a badly designed level again.

He didnt use codes or anything, just E-tanks.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

View attachment 557152

Staff in his chat again, has he done anything going against the ToS tonight?

MajinBoo5 was complaining in chat about how Phil was playing the game. Phil got tired of it and banned MajinBoo5, and then went on a 2-3 minute rant calling MajinBoo5 names and stuff.

 

[Meech]

I wouldnt be surprised if he was pissed off because he has bought loads of overly expensive and unneccesary shit and he cant brag about it because he has no friends.

I cant imagine Khet wants to hear about his new fan every night over their wax tart melt lit microwave meals.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

MajinBoo5 was complaining in chat about how Phil was playing the game. Phil got tired of it and banned MajinBoo5, and then went on a 2-3 minute rant calling MajinBoo5 names and stuff.

isn't that the wannabe hard man who acts like he could kick the ass of every hater easily?

 

[Dragoonism]

Phil finally beat Acid Man after thinking he should use either fire or electricity, neither worked, decided to try blocks which he had forgot that he had and it worked.