Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

flipper said:
"They" in this case is the gamers. Harsh, because I love my tabletop and computer gaming friends, but kind of true in this case.
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Nah, I read that as him implying Jake's mother's and her family "ruined" him. Much more likely he's blaming the people who raised Jake instead of a bunch of random nerds that play games. Sounds like there's a few screwy women in the family. Grandma is crazy, his mom was doing some real woo shit and posts shit about indigo children...and lets her grown ass unemployed son live in the attic on a permanent basis. Dad is probably right to an extent, but didn't seem like he was ready to put in much effort either. Does he have other children? I don't think Jake has ever mentioned half-siblings but I could be wrong.

Kosher Dill said:
And let us be clear, this is before he even trooned out. Papa Alley's tears were purely for Jake's unrelenting failure.
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I don't believe for a second he dad knows anything about him being a true and honest woman. I think he's only vaguely hinted at it with his mom, doing cowardly "what if" scenarios.

AnOminous said:
He was just trying to find out whether his son had any chance of having children. Also no matter what he did, just being Jake is a fucking embarrassing scene. Nothing his dad could have done would have made being Jake any more embarrassing. Any crying he did would have been after realizing his son was a completely fucking worthless loser and maybe he should have done more to try to stop that.
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His biggest worry was probably Jake being gay. From the looks at of his Dad he probably would the type of guy terrified to discover his son was gay. Trying to get him to comment on hot girls was his way of getting an indicator that he was even interested in women or found them attractive.

I can't imagine even his own father wants to see Jake reproduce. But it's pretty funny is Dad got laid at the convention and left Jake to weep in the basement all night alone. Go Jake's Dad, at least the dude knows how to party, even at a nerdy game convention. Add "knows how to get laid and have a good time just about anywhere" to the list of things Jake didn't inherit from dad.
 
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neural said:
I think that a lot of Jake's issues stem from the lack of a prominent male figure in his upbringing, you look at his family, and it feels like the vast majority of the authority figures in his life are female,
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They are. He even wrote a rant about it once. He and his cousins were raised by single women as were his mother and his aunts. It wasn't just a father who was absent from Jake's life, but adult male relatives in general.
 
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repentance said:
They are. He even wrote a rant about it once. He and his cousins were raised by single women as were his mother and his aunts. It wasn't just a father who was absent from Jake's life. There were no uncles or grandfather's around either.
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Speaks to their being a problem with the women. If two generations comprising several women couldn’t keep a single guy around it means they either had shitty taste in men or even decent guys couldn’t tolerate being in relationships with them, either way there’s a problem with them.

I feel sorry for Jono. Sounds like he’s the raging success of the bunch and they all have their hands out demanding he give, give, give. I love how Jake describes how happy Jono is to give everyone his money. Another delusion of Jake’s.
 
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flipper said:
I had the impression he claimed Romani heritage, but it seems he was just white-knighting over the use of the term “gypsy” when someone used it metaphorically.

Still he claims merely white-passing privilege. At best he may qualify has “swamp yankee”, the Connecticut/southern New England version of a “red neck”
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He claimed he has a "mixed heritage" with both Roma and Native American, but is too dumb to know how to spell the tribe's name or know "when to use Roma vs. Romani" so he "can't in good fair[sic] claim either as [his] background." http://archive.li/HHrxQ#selection-8859.0-8858.1
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Blue Jerkop said:
Jake's dad sounds like the most interesting man in the world. I'd be a bit put off by the 'racist new worldview' except about 50% of the US population likely falls into that grouping according to Jake (conservatively). He's now up there with Mami (ReeeeEbecca's mom) for people I'd love to sit and have a beer\margarita with and chat about their disappointing offspring.
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There, that's what we Kiwis should do to give back to the community. We should throw a "sorry your children are failures, you seem nice" banquet for the few moms and dads of cows who seem to have been reasonable people (and often raised other kids who were at least semi-normal).

You might say, "hey, they'd never come to something like that, especially from a group that trashes their kid," but I don't know, when's the last time one of these cows threw a party for anyone? They don't exactly inspire loyalty from friends and family.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
His biggest worry was probably Jake being gay. From the looks at of his Dad he probably would the type of guy terrified to discover his son was gay.
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I imagine him being as horrified as the protagonist in a Lovecraft story driven to madness by an eldritch revelation, when he realized there are things far, far worse than being gay.
 
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AnOminous said:
I imagine him being as horrified as the protagonist in a Lovecraft story driven to madness by an eldritch revelation, when he realized there are things far, far worse than being gay.
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If Jake ever told his dad he was a true and honest woman he’d laugh uncontrollably, just like we do.

When he’d pause and try to recover from the hysterics Jake would angrily insist he’s quite serious. His dad would tell him he’s uglier than a stomped opossum and then literally ROTFLing all over again.

Once he recovered he’d again tell Jake all the crazy bitches from his maternal side did ruin him but at least he can just laugh about it now rather than sob. Absurdity is the cure for tragedy afterall.
 
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AnOminous said:
I imagine him being as horrified as the protagonist in a Lovecraft story driven to madness by an eldritch revelation, when he realized there are things far, far worse than being gay.
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Googleshng sounds like it could be the name of one of the Elder Gods. “In his house at N’yantic, dead Googleshng waits dreaming, when he should be looking for a job.”
 
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Been 2 days without a Jake tweet. "Suicide attempt" thwarted by SPC and then recounted at length on Twitter when?
 
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Been 2 days without a Jake tweet. "Suicide attempt" thwarted by SPC and then recounted at length on Twitter when?
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He's been RTing for the last few hours but has yet to make any tweets himself. A Twitter search on his handle shows no results since 3 October, so either no-one tweeted at him during that time or he was shadow-banned.
 
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TheBigOne said:
Who the fuck has time to post that much let alone read that much.
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My question is: does he write all of this before hand and if so, why doesn’t he use twitter multiple tweet function to post it all at once as a thread rather than each one several minutes apart?
 
lol. I was going to half-jokingly say that I miss his insane, endless rants but now that they're back I just wish his twitter break lasted longer because fuck this shit.

I get that what it essentially boils done into is "whisper networks are transphobic" so people shouldn't listen when someone says that SGG is a creepy, stalkery weirdo. And I guess we should ignore that some of the people who "abandoned" SGG are trannies themselves. But it's just so sad.

I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't such an insufferable, arrogant, self-absorbed cock all of the time.
 
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