Twitter 10/6 - Cryzel's backstory - 15 years old, married to Chris

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ugg, this crap is becoming so passe. I'm tired hearing about Chris' imaginary hubby. If he were a Catholic, not even God would marry him.

 

[KJ 195]

Trying to read Chris' nonsense is an unbearable experience on itself, but he takes it to next level by adding 500 unnecessary commas to each sentence.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

He really should introduce his significant others to Barb during the next Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

I am starting to miss the old Chris now.
This is kind of sad that he has to resort to marrying imaginary friends.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Meanwhile in the far off magic fantasy land of...New Hampshire

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

When the new Idea Guy de jour is found, I expect him/her to be proper-tied to an F150 and drug through the streets until there is no blood left to paint the pavement.

 

[felicity]

mink link

 

[ES 148]

New Hampshire is the birthplace of many Pokemon

 

[Mason Verger]

Cryzel confirmed as Crystal. Chris married his daughter of prophecy.

 

[JULAY]

Think about how much time the fat autist spent imagining this shit up, and then typing it out... Then reflect on the fact that he is a 36 year old man.

 

[lil bitch]

just imagine a 50 year old christina weston chandler in care talking to the caretakers about a fictional husband along with all the other fictional cwcville crap that he made up for the course of over a decade
"haha, that's funny, christina, now let's get you to the mental ward, now, shall we?"

 

[NerdShamer]

I'm not sure if Gregora is an man's name...

 

[Nobunaga]

Atleast chris fanfictions arent as retarded as evangelion

 

[zap2theextreme]

Think about how much time the fat autist spent imagining this shit up, and then typing it out... Then reflect on the fact that he is a 36 year old man.

It was actually imagined up by a 26 yrd old that lives in his moms basement

 

[Monika H.]

Twitter is not made for Christine's rambling walltextes.

 

[Shick]

What's the significance of Burns Hill? Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but it seems like too obscure a location to attract Chris' attention.

edit: I accidentally a word

 

[DJAndyMD]

I swear that everytime he posts shit like this, he is turning more into a real life Junji Ito character.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Tfw Chris is not only fucking a 15-year-old, but married to her.
Muslim Saga when???

 

[Mason Verger]

What's the significance of Burns Hill? Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but it seems too obscure a location to attract Chris' attention.

I looked it up and it's barely even a location. I small hiking hill in a small park in a small town. Like I don't think most of the people that live in that town know about Burns hill, so it's definitely weird that Chris picked it.