Halalween 2018

[Rumpled Foreskin]

@Sidon's "I HAVE TWO FEATURED THREADS" fleshlight for halalween

I remember some tism from them after their first thread was featured. What’s the scoop on them?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I nominate the man, the myth, the legend, the modern Gallelio, @Allen John Jones III. The man who halaled himself into oblivion, tried to melt our servers, spammed his thread with old, unfunny memes, failed doxed everyone, made a team of spergs to try and stop us, and was eventually hacked by @Fancy Bear. All in one month. Even @Null said he was the most autistic man to ever join the farms. Really think about that for a minute.

 

[Canned Bread]

I nominate @Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold for his sperg outs over Operation Kingsnake

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

Honestly I’d prefer anyone BUT the zoophiles to win simply because I want to point and laugh, not be horrified and disgusted.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

@Brad Watson_Miami is still attempting to countertroll, so I might as well toss his name in since he spends so much time with us.

@Brad Watson_Miami is not the ween, the autists obsessively debating him are the weens.

I remember some tism from them after their first thread was featured. What’s the scoop on them?

once bragged in a livestream that he made TWO featured threads, and making PA threads.

 

[shecameforcwc]

My votes in for Romeo rose.

 

[VoreDoggy]

@Brad Watson_Miami is not the w33n, the autists obsessively debating him are the w33ns.

That's fair. Can I just nominate the whole thread, like the furries are doing?

 

[Eryngium]

I nominate @Adolf Hitler, he could of done better with his delivery of “It’s just a prank bro”.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

@PantsFreeZone

Spoiler: spoiler'd because this almost fucking blinded me

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about some guy who applauded the orlando massacre
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constant saltiness in whatever thread he's in

Seconded, with some citing incidents:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/youth...hen-perform-hitler-salute.48462/#post-3823659
That time he talked about wanting to murder journalists while Heiling Hitler and then tried to play it off as a joke.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/social-media-star-a-former-miss-baghdad-shot-dead.48339/#post-3817409
Just one example of why him being halal is something he would ask for.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trump-derangement-syndrome.25651/page-1271#post-3606579
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trump-derangement-syndrome.25651/page-1263#post-3596020
Top Man in the TDS circlejerk.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ive-n...-trevor-noah-claims.45821/page-2#post-3591386
Assmad PLing at Trevor Noah.

Really, a stroll through his posting history makes it clear he's angry all the time about everyone. The only time he expresses anything resembling a positive emotion is when he's talking about dead non-whites or liberals.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

@PantsFreeZone

Spoiler: spoiler'd because this almost fucking blinded me

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about some guy who applauded the orlando massacre
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constant saltiness in whatever thread he's in

I'm truly honored to represent shitposters everywhere.

But you missed out on some of my biggest hits.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I nominate @Adolf Hitler, he could of done better with his delivery of “It’s just a prank bro”.

Don't recall that user

 

[Uncle Warren]

@emspex By the way, how many we allowed to nominate?

 

[Done]

I'm truly honored to represent shitposters everywhere.

But you missed out on some of my biggest hits.

>Shitposting

Nigga you chimped out for months because you got banned from a subforum.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I'm truly honored to represent shitposters everywhere.

But you missed out on some of my biggest hits.

It's not shitposting when you constantly and endlessly express that opinion and get massively assmad when it's contradicted.

 

[Near]

Another one for @MysteryWoman
You DON'T achieve 6-dimensional autism

 

[AJ 447]

@emspex By the way, how many we allowed to nominate?

I don't care, as long as you provide links/screencaps

 

[UE 558]

@unfathomable for unironically running a group where soyboys get off to giving money to fat women

 

[Haramburger]

I would nominate @FukedUrMom666 and his vocaroo antics but he hasn't embarrassed himself within the qualifying time... yet

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

@emspex one user's failure stands out to me on the zoosadism mega thread @Zeva_Adom who contacted a person of interest but didn't archive her facebook first.

Link to page of the thread (since I can't include attached flies in a quote)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/zoosadism-megathread.47973/page-12

 

[chadmuska]

-@Michael J Hirtes is going to be nominated every year that he doesn't die in the cockroach motel and for good reasons that anyone here shouldn't need explaining to them. Most people caught weening drop the act very shortly afterward, but Michael never says die. Unfortunately.

- @MysteryWoman tried to extort a livestreamer for the crime of playing games badly lol

-@Bryan Dunn because now I have to associate this song with both Tommy Wiseau and him. That alone is a grave sin. Fuck you.

-Speaking of which, and this is the person I'm mainly voting for btw, who else other than @FuckYou? The worst pursuit of becoming "epic" you can ever commit is to break the law. So when your ideal plan is to commit mass murder and you fuck up every step of the way, what more is there to say other than "I can't believe two young adults had to be brutally killed for no apparent reason by this dweeb just so they could get post-humorous nominations for biggest fuckup"?



The idea guys are exempt from halalween because they'd win by default and we need a far more scathing catagory of awards for them, I think.