Twitter 10/6 - Cryzel's backstory - 15 years old, married to Chris

[Pixy]

Trying to read Chris' nonsense is an unbearable experience on itself, but he takes it to next level by adding 500 unnecessary commas to each sentence.

He's trying to make himself come off as refined with excessive commas and dated phrases, yet he still can't do an oxford comma.

 

[Apocalypso]

At this point I don't know what's worse, this or the Necronomicon.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris creates a character that is a rip-off of two kids cartoon characters.
Years later becomes internet meme.
Afterwards another autist tells him he's married to a harem of his hedgehog OCs.
Chris asks why nobody draws fanart of him and his waifus that were forced on him by someone else.
Chris realises no-one actually knows anything about his waifu and so explains an overly complicated backstory that may or may not be his.
Then he demands fanart again.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Who the hell is "Sabrina Cuca Chandler"?

At this point I don't know what's worse, this or the Necronomicon.

"No, seriously, this is some Islamic Content right here." - Abdul Alhazred

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Chris should write a series of novels, it'll be the next Song of Ice and Fire.

Spoiler

Because he'll never fucking finish it

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Lol, Cryzel has one hell of a hairy chest:

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why does she have a hairy chest? Women do not grow hair on their chests (and if they do, that's really nasty)

Edit: Ninja'd but I've been moping about this for months.

 

[4Macie]

"She is young" says Chris. Came out of the Rainbow in 2003. That makes her only 15.

Chris married a 15 year old. fucking great.

Of course pointing this out to Chris would have him making a post about how time moves different across dimensions, or maybe how evolving made her age quicker. Some bullshit to make it ok. And then he'd probably add some "proof" by saying she's over 21 because when they wed she had wine.

But KiwiFarms knows the truth.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"She is young" says Chris. Came out of the Rainbow in 2003. That makes her only 15.

Chris married a 15 year old. fucking great.

Of course pointing this out to Chris would have him making a post about how time moves different across dimensions, or maybe how evolving made her age quicker. Some bullshit to make it ok. And then he'd probably add some "proof" by saying she's over 21 because when they wed she had wine.

But KiwiFarms knows the truth.

They know the truth. If only they'd accept it.

 

[Mason Verger]

"She is young" says Chris. Came out of the Rainbow in 2003. That makes her only 15.

Chris married a 15 year old. fucking great.

Of course pointing this out to Chris would have him making a post about how time moves different across dimensions, or maybe how evolving made her age quicker. Some bullshit to make it ok. And then he'd probably add some "proof" by saying she's over 21 because when they wed she had wine.

But KiwiFarms knows the truth.

He knows it's considered creepy, that why he had that line "I expect no judgment or hate crap".

But then this is a guy who posted on Facebook that he's been sexually attracted to his fat elderly mother.

 

[MY 405]

I just wanna know if they all got thrown out of the Target Meet Up by the brown jerkops? Did they all get hugely big red straws and free drink refills? Was Magi-Chan hogtied and sat on or does he charge 20 bucks extra for that? These are the hard questions that need answering.

 

[Vendetta]

Chris actually took time to draw chest hair on his shitty cartoon.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I looked it up and it's barely even a location. I small hiking hill in a small park in a small town. Like I don't think most of the people that live in that town know about Burns hill, so it's definitely weird that Chris picked it.

Because Chris didn’t pick it, the Idea Fags did.

 

[LongtimeLurker]

I wanna know what these "disagreements" he claims he has with his Pokeharem consist of... how the hell can you disagree with your own daydreams?

 

[The Last Stand]

I wanna know what these "disagreements" he claims he has with his Pokeharem consist of... how the hell can you disagree with your own daydreams?

That makes it more realistic.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I wanna know what these "disagreements" he claims he has with his Pokeharem consist of... how the hell can you disagree with your own daydreams?

He’s either describing argument with the Idea Fags, or his daylight hallucinations are getting intense.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I miss the days when his autism was public embarrassments instead of walls of texts.

 

[MY 405]

Dear devoted fans, please draw me racy pics of my poly hedgehog/ goddess gang bangs and write some fan porn that I can fap to. Thanks, Ms. Lazy

 

[nvrwastetree]

Cryzel confirmed as Crystal. Chris married his daughter of prophecy.

Love how Chris has completely forgotten that his beloved cryzel whatever the fuck has chest hair. Also, Chris doesnt seem to understand that no one gives a fuck

 

[James Howlett]

He knows it's considered creepy, that why he had that line "I expect no judgment or hate crap".

But then this is a guy who posted on Facebook that he's been sexually attracted to his fat elderly mother.

That was my favorite line. I imagine a televangelist reading these tweets like scripture, and ending on that line.