Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I corrected that for you. You still need to learn how to use the comma. Google: grammar clauses comma.

Ok, so in the last six months, your oldest illegitimate child hasn't had a birthday and is still six. 6 & 4 - got it. And yet, you act like the Planet Nestor being built64 with the mathematical model of FOD=6_4 is ridiculous and there are coincidences.

9:33 "Since 1947" - some ad on TBS

Insulting someone's children is a very un-Christlike thing to do, Brad.
 
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Ok, so in the last six months, your oldest illegitimate child hasn't had a birthday and is still six. 6 & 4 - got it. And yet, you act like the Planet Nestor being built64 with the mathematical model of FOD=6_4 is ridiculous and there are coincidences.
This might be the dumbest thing I've read in a very long time tbh.
 
@GethN7 - EVIL HITLER BITCH (you really should change that),

Technically, I AM not Jesus son of Joseph. He died sometime in the 40 years after he was crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD. A year later, the bones of God-incarnate were put in an ossuary which was placed in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com . The eternal7 soul4 of the Christ had been reincarnated countless times BC and many times since. Kaballists believe in reincarnation and that the soul of Moses is reincarnated in every generation.
 
@GethN7 - EVIL HITLER BITCH (you really should change that),

Technically, I AM not Jesus son of Joseph. He died sometime in the 40 years after he was crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD. A year later, the bones of God-incarnate were put in an ossuary which was placed in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com . The eternal7 soul4 of the Christ had been reincarnated countless times BC and many times since. Kaballists believe in reincarnation and that the soul of Moses is reincarnated in every generation.

I do not recognize your claims of deity, nor will I ever, and what I choose to adorn my profile with is my business.

I instead suggest you realize you are preaching to an audience that does not believe you and spend your remaining time on this planet (which is all you have left, as the Bible says it's only appointed unto Man only once to die, divine intervention notwithstanding) finding something better to do with your time.
 
@GethN7 - EVIL HITLER BITCH (you really should change that),

Technically, I AM not Jesus son of Joseph. He died sometime in the 40 years after he was crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD. A year later, the bones of God-incarnate were put in an ossuary which was placed in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com . The eternal7 soul4 of the Christ had been reincarnated countless times BC and many times since. Kaballists believe in reincarnation and that the soul of Moses is reincarnated in every generation.
Technically, you're Richard Bradshaw Watson II, nothing more, nothing less. If you don't find that agreeable, that's unfortunate for you, but it's still true.
 
I just sent the following to https://discoveringthejewishjesus.com/ ...

I AM the returned Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated. I've fulfilled the prophecy of Revelation 5:1 by producing the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"/'Beyond Einstein Theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I've revealed secrets hidden since the founding of this world.

Are you guys good at math & science? I can answer your questions.

You'll need to send me an audited fiscal report from last year. Do you guys have a financial plan for the Messiah/Christ's return? We need to discuss this.
 
I just sent the following to https://discoveringthejewishjesus.com/ ...

I AM the returned Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated. I've fulfilled the prophecy of Revelation 5:1 by producing the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"/'Beyond Einstein Theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I've revealed secrets hidden since the founding of this world.

Are you guys good at math & science? I can answer your questions.

You'll need to send me an audited fiscal report from last year. Do you guys have a financial plan for the Messiah/Christ's return? We need to discuss this.
Now, be honest for once, has anyone ever reacted to this positively and asked you questions about the universe and all the supposed secrets that you hold? Has anyone ever said "Wow, I truly believe you are the incarnation of Jesus and Einstein and this is in no way the regular MO of a crazy person not taking their pills."?
 
Is Brad unique in that he he actually LIKES having his thread? Every other cow rallies to get theirs removed... Brad is under the delusion that his serves as an autism archive.
He loves and hates his thread. Dick loves it because it's currently his best platform to play autistic number games and write his unreadable manifesto; not just in terms of people reading his trash (a whole 4 - 7 of them too!) but also just in terms of SEO. He's using this place to dump his screeds due to knowing this on some level. Lastly, this is probably where the majority of his interaction with people comes from now, which means we're effectively his only social circle outside of Siva, who apparently is a cunt who sees his brain disorder as funny rather than sad.

But he hates this place because he keeps getting his shit slapped by the two or three people who bother to continue to actually refute his garbage. He also tantrums privately because he can't just block people and turn this thread into an echo chamber where he gibbers into the void and keeps the benefits that keep him coming. I am honest when I say that this thread should have been closed one week after November 9th, 2016, as that was the last time that anything of value was squeezed out of this garbage fire.
You see yourself as balancing good with evil? That's sick. It's not too late for you to turn your life around. Check out the nearest church. Whatever you think about me, read some Jesus son of Joseph.
It's Halloween Dick. This as well as the horrid avatar I have on right now is all a part of the theme; it's not literally me believing you need to cause misery around the world to make it better you sped. Hell, if I believed that I'd have applauded you by proving that Hitler and Mussolini did nothing wrong, given you had them reincarnated as Dubya and Grumpf respectively, which were vast improvements over what their original lives were. As for reading the many parables of Jesus, I can say this: I've certainly read more of them and can happily state I've read more of the Bible than you ever bothered to do. Mainly because if you actually bothered to read these parables, you'd see yourself as the Pharisee in the parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector. I'll let you try and piece that one out yourself given it'd be the first thing you've read outside of Dan Brown in a dog's age. To get back into this though, you'd also be willing to pay taxes given that Jesus himself did so... oh wait, you refuse that part since it doesn't fit your standards.

Actually that just applies in general for your method:

Dickie's "Scientific" Method
  • Come to conclusion first
  • This conclusion is absolutely correct
  • Ignore contradicting evidence when it's presented
  • Tantrum when there's too much of it to ignore
  • Block the stupids to save ego and pretend to have control over anything in life
  • Restate claim later on, hoping that it won't be called out as rehashed garbage

Honestly, this is why I don't seriously try anymore with you; you arguments are staler than Colbert's screeching on the Late Show. They're so piss poor intellectually that they're not even on par with Geocentrism or Flat-Earth 'Theory' in terms of proof. You suck so much at teaching and rhetoric that this thread should've been closed over a year ago, since double downing and screaming the lie more doesn't work and make it true.
 
I corrected that for you. You still need to learn how to use the comma. Google: grammar clauses comma.

Ok, so in the last six months, your oldest illegitimate child hasn't had a birthday and is still six. 6 & 4 - got it. And yet, you act like the Planet Nestor being built64 with the mathematical model of FOD=6_4 is ridiculous and there are coincidences.

9:33 "Since 1947" - some ad on TBS. 10:48 "Shumaker car dealership - for over 47 years." - Weather Ch.
Actually, you're wrong Richard. "I mentioned back in April I believe how old my eldest was. I can see Richard has less of an attention span than a goldfish." is correct. You really need to go back to school. Even when you attempt to correct someone's grammar you fail, but that's all your life is about isn't it Richard? Being a complete failure.

By the way Richard, this site has a handy search feature learn to use it. From April 20/2018
This old man doesn't have a clue when it comes to simple math. Even my 9 year old son can do simple multiplication. Therefore Richard is dumber than a 9 year old since we have never seen him do anything other than simple addition.

Insulting someone's children is a very un-Christlike thing to do, Brad.
He's also wrong and doesn't know how this country works, but this is Richard after all. He's a fucking idiot.
 
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I sent this at 19:26 last night to http://WhiteHouse.gov ...

Donald Trump 666 (using the Evil=48 Code of A=49, B50...Z74),

It's incredibly evil - even for you - to hold a political rally while Americans are dying and having their lives ruined by Hurricane Michael. History will record that you're the BIGGEST asshole ever to be President of the US! Maybe the BIGGEST asshole to ever be an American.

- Brad Watson
 
I sent this at 19:26 last night to http://WhiteHouse.gov ...

Donald Trump 666 (using the Evil=48 Code of A=49, B50...Z74),

It's incredibly evil - even for you - to hold a political rally while Americans are dying and having their lives ruined by Hurricane Michael. History will record that you're the BIGGEST asshole ever to be President of the US! Maybe the BIGGEST asshole to ever be an American.

- Brad Watson
"I reward genocide by reincarnating monsters like Mussolini as a billionaire's son who then goes on to become a billionaire-tv star-president in his own right. Fascism is the way." ~ Dick on why he worships Satan
 
@Brad Watson_Miami, just something I think it might not hurt for you to look at:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

See this guy?

Like you, he was certainly crazy in some way, but the reason why you should pay attention is that he was the GOOD kind of crazy.

San Francisco loved the man because he gave a damn about the people there, and he was even so beloved he stopped a race riot (which would have been hard for anyone else to do) by simply reciting the Lord's Prayer in front of rioters until they were so ashamed they dispersed peaceably.

Hell, they even honored custom currency issued in his name like legit money and when his self appointed emperor outfit got messed up, the city bought him a new one because they liked him that much.

His funeral prompted the business community of the city to upgrade him from a pauper's grave to a full blown funeral with the best casket money could buy, and the entire city mourned his passing.

He died in poverty, but was celebrated like the Emperor he declared himself because he understood that his "subjects" deserved the same loyalty he demanded.

Lunatic he may have been, but if he were alive today, I'd honor him as the regal personage he truly was, title or not.

When your brand of lunacy is that beloved, then your claims of deity will mean something. Until then, I suggest you follow Norton's example and show some selfless love to others before demanding it for your own assumed status.
 
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The Milwaukee Brewers play the Los Angeles Dodgers in Game 1 of the National League Championship tonight. Tomorrow, the Houston Astros (defending champions) play the Boston Red Sox in Game 1 of the American League Championship. Like the World Series, these are best 4-of-7 games. Basebol, hockey, and basketbol have best 4-of-7 series.

@hood LOLCOW - Der Furher,

Hooded Lolcow, why not consider changing your life around? There's nothing cool about being ignorant and evil. You and @trombonista are not 'beyond help'. Do the right thing and restore my privileges here.

Now, be honest for once
I've always been honest here - always.
has anyone ever reacted to this positively and asked you questions about the universe and all the supposed secrets that you hold?
Yes, it happens all the time. Not so much here because most of the Kiwi Farmers are evil Internet bullies - mostly atheists - that come here to circle-jerk.
Has anyone ever said "Wow, I truly believe you are the incarnation of Jesus and Einstein..."?
Yes, but it rarely happens on first becoming aware of my discoveries and teachings. And someone has to be at least open-minded to reincarnation. Those that are convinced of reincarnation being real are the ones who will possibly believe my claims. But even they are usually not real well-educated in the latest science, math, history, linguistics, and comparative religion.

@Mr. X (XXX),

What will you do when NASA announces that the nearest Earthlike planet (and others) where intelligent life could live is announced and it (they) have a bunch of 6 & 4 (or 7 & 4) characteristics? This could happen anytime. I need to publish a paper predicting it. Atheist scientists will fight it hard!

All 'True Earthlike Plan-its' Are Built64 With GOD=7_4 Or FOD=6_4

Ya, atheist scientists hate that premise and will fight my proving it. I've gotten alot of that already both in person and online. But physical discoveries can't be denied.
 
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@hood LOLCOW - Der Furher,

Hooded Lolcow, why not consider changing your life around? There's nothing cool about being ignorant and evil. You and @trombonista are not 'beyond help'. Do the right thing and restore my privileges here.
To what privileges do you refer? You are free to come and go as you please.
 
"7 hooded figures sitting on thrones" - the 4th in the middle is elevated above the others. - History Channel, Ancient Aliens, Shiva the Destroyer (S11/E15, 2016)
 
Oh, sweet fruit and nuts! How have I managed to miss ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FIFTY EIGHT pages of divine madness??

I have alot of catching up to do. Here is your chance, @Brad Watson_Miami to convince a Kiwi new to your story of your TRUE and HONEST identity as the re-incarnated soul of both a brilliant German Jew physicist and the original huckster Jew himself, Jeshua the Hebrew who called himself the Son of God.
 
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