Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AmpleApricots]

Oh yes, that's exactly what this gibberish-spewing idiot needs, a collection of nonsensical words.

Why is he so interested in board games anyways? They're a social thing you do with other people and he hates that and has no friends to begin with.

 

[Trainwreck]

He sure is going to town with the beauty blender.

 

[AmpleApricots]

He couldn't smooth over his crow's feet and he's got quite a bunch for a dude who isn't even that old. His forehead must look like a relief map, which is quite an accomplishment considering he's also a fat fuck who usually don't get that many wrinkles because of all the filling material.

 

[Puta Bruja]

That game looks like the complete opposite of a fun game.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Oh yes, that's exactly what this gibberish-spewing idiot needs, a collection of nonsensical words.

Why is he so interested in board games anyways? They're a social thing you do with other people and he hates that and has no friends to begin with.

I think he started hoarding them to get nubile young women into bed (somehow). Possibly he's always been interested but kept blowing too much money on sushi to buy them, who knows.

I'm curious where this board game designer phase came from though. It seems like it just came out of nowhere over the summer, but maybe I'm missing something?

 

[mothman96]

He sure is going to town with the beauty blender.

He tries so hard to make himself look young and attractive, but it backfires and gives that extra "touch" to his insanity.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

He seems to have a permanent case of rape face. This is especially noticeable around food and barely legal girls.

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas before his only successfull rape colorized 2018.

He's trying (and failing) to both Dr Seuss (his fetishist age bracket) and Lovecraft language his games in. He's just coming off more unhinged as he's not even using his weak command of English.

Lucas as said latches on to anything he thinks will get him laid and clearly moves in phases board games are multiple people and nerd as well as in his eyes for smart.

He really thinks sitting around with his paper scratch games will lure teen tail. The attraction sign but worse.

The rules remind me of "Calvin ball" but that was meant to be insane and cute from mouth of a child.

Lucas could invent the best game ever and no one would want to play with him he lacks hygiene, social skills and refuses to play with men.

When this doesn't get him laid he will move on to another angle trying to get him laid.

It's interesting to me to follow Lucas because I think we see more of his own plans than he does. Nigga is flat dumb.

Inventing a board game could make someone wealthy so he's dangling the I'll be rich angle soon. Much like he claimed his parents will leave "his" land and his brothers will tend it while we know he's barred from visiting let alone being sole trustee.

Said before but this season of Lucas dies alone is possibly best yet.

 

[MG 620]

He sure is going to town with the beauty blender.

It makes him look like a very homely woman that is caked in makeup. Such an alpha male!

 

[Rescuetoast]

In which Lucas thinks that this is a product that hot young teenagers want.

 

[Particle Bored]

In which Lucas thinks that this is a product that hot young teenagers want.
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I was going to rate this post "winner," but I don't think it has enough Plrf units to qualify.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Reading that garble actually made me think of something. Samantha Bushart is within Lucas’ age range of womanfolk, and she’s just as unintelligible. They should totally get together to play board games and make babies every other day.

 

[Mike Hunt]

I think he started hoarding them to get nubile young women into bed (somehow). Possibly he's always been interested but kept blowing too much money on sushi to buy them, who knows.

I'm curious where this board game designer phase came from though. It seems like it just came out of nowhere over the summer, but maybe I'm missing something?

Maybe he saw people in his college playing stuff like Cards Against Humanity and such so he figured he'd dive into game design so he can be a success and get himself some of that sweet, sweet college coed action? Honestly, I find this phase more entertaining than the science-based approach to try hooking up with a millenial. There are only so many times Lucas can point at telomeres without actually providing scientific proof of why he's alpha male before it gets boring. At least with games, it looks like he's throwing multiple ideas and trying to see which one sticks, so there's more variety to the content.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Maybe he saw people in his college playing stuff like Cards Against Humanity and such so he figured he'd dive into game design so he can be a success and get himself some of that sweet, sweet college coed action? Honestly, I find this phase more entertaining than the science-based approach to try hooking up with a millenial. There are only so many times Lucas can point at telomeres without actually providing scientific proof of why he's alpha male before it gets boring. At least with games, it looks like he's throwing multiple ideas and trying to see which one sticks, so there's more variety to the content.

Plus he has no concept of either game design or art, so it's all just absolutely terrible. I'm really enjoying the "concept art".

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

All these made up gibberish words, it's almost like Lucas has some schizo aphasia.

That's not possible, is it?

 

[Aristophanes]

Let's be thankful that Lucas is only obsessed with board games for now, and hasn't taken an interest in "escape rooms" yet.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Looks like Lucas fully intends to actually publish Word Salad: The Board Game through a third party website that creates and prints indie games (the website looks like it's from 2007). He seems to think this website is partnering with him instead of just taking his money.
He also remains incapable of dressing himself.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Looks like Lucas fully intends to actually publish Word Salad: The Board Game through a third party website that creates and prints indie games (the website looks like it's from 2007). He seems to think this website is partnering with him instead of just taking his money.View attachment 564507 View attachment 564508
He also remains incapable of dressing himself.

I will be shocked if he completes his “game” within 2018, let alone in time for Black Friday. Lucas doesn’t have a very good attention span if it doesn’t have to do with banging women under the age of 25.

 

[coldcatsammich]

Looks like Lucas fully intends to actually publish Word Salad: The Board Game through a third party website that creates and prints indie games (the website looks like it's from 2007). He seems to think this website is partnering with him instead of just taking his money.View attachment 564507 View attachment 564508
He also remains incapable of dressing himself.

He could have at least covered up that nasty mattress

 

[mothman96]

Looks like Lucas fully intends to actually publish Word Salad: The Board Game through a third party website that creates and prints indie games (the website looks like it's from 2007). He seems to think this website is partnering with him instead of just taking his money.View attachment 564507 View attachment 564508
He also remains incapable of dressing himself.

He's back to greasing,telomering his bare mattress.