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You're not "known", you're not a woman, and you're not a politician, John. You're only going to make the news when you go on a mass shooting because your mailman delivered a letter addressed to John Flynt.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Actually, that won't happen because Wu hates the republicans. You know what the republicans hate according to a highly genericised and warped blanket view which Wu has? Anything threatening the second amendment because they LOVE guns.
So unless it was Wu trying to shoot up as many republican senators as they could, they wouldn't dare touch something the republicans liked.
smackpops
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But Wu has repeatedly bragged about how fast he can field strip a glock lmao.
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Yeah, so he must be talking about the rash of bisexual girls that got murdered in Mississippi which definitely happened in 198never.
Wouldn't it be fun for a trans-activist to call Wu out on trying to appropriate victimhood from transpeople and use it as a (bisexual) white women?
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Not much of a boast; Glocks are easy to field strip.
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No, see, what happened is that John's iPhone autocorrected him. What he meant to say was "I stripped off my cock".
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Oh John you're inching so close to being a fake comic grrrl my cock is so erect
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That isn't fucking impressive when you're on the Internet and have access to Google, John.
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Any politician with common sense would say "what does that matter, it's just a comparison" but of course Brianna took the bait and went full "FIGHT ME 1 ON 1 I KNOW THE X-MEN". That's a good look for a politician to have.
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Especially a supposedly female politician who is claiming Godlike knowledge of an area that is almost exclusively within the purview of teenage boys and basement-dwelling, twenty-something neckbeards.
Next, John The Bisexual Woman will be telling us about all the cars he rebuilt as a teenage woman. Or his feminine fascination with guns. Or his girly creation and sale of fake IDs. Oh wait . . .
He's just inexcusably bad at this passing-as-a-woman scam.
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John thinks knowing Marvel trivia and having a roomful of collectible plastic figurines -- that are better cared for than the dogs he owns-- constitutes deep sociopolitical knowledge.
In his mind's eye, he sees himself among his fellow legislators, and when challenged on some arcane point regarding infrastructure and how it affects the poor (his people), he rebuts by simply saying "I've played Pokemon Go; you are mansplaining to me." Whereupon a momentary hush falls over the assembly, followed by everyone standing up and explosively applauding the sheer brilliance of his argument.
Immediately afterward a ceremony is held where he is given a certificate proclaiming him to the the Womanest Woman of the Year. There is talk of an OBE and of him being the first recipient of the Nobel Prize for Gamer Girling.
Then he snaps out of his daydream, remembering it's time to dilate, and is away from Twitter for the next hour. Just girl things.
In his mind's eye, he sees himself among his fellow legislators, and when challenged on some arcane point regarding infrastructure and how it affects the poor (his people), he rebuts by simply saying "I've played Pokemon Go; you are mansplaining to me." Whereupon a momentary hush falls over the assembly, followed by everyone standing up and explosively applauding the sheer brilliance of his argument.
Immediately afterward a ceremony is held where he is given a certificate proclaiming him to the the Womanest Woman of the Year. There is talk of an OBE and of him being the first recipient of the Nobel Prize for Gamer Girling.
Then he snaps out of his daydream, remembering it's time to dilate, and is away from Twitter for the next hour. Just girl things.
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And actually doesn't even have said trivia knowledge, and if you got him away from Google, probably couldn't answer the most basic questions about what he claims to be an expert in.
It's pathetic that only once has this fake ever even been asked softball questions about anything, and immediately melted down and started screeching about hit jobs and persecution.
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Even though this post is tongue-in-cheek the reality is even worse than this. By being the coolest girl in middle school, he will snatch power away from disconnected grumpy old white men who waste their waning days by talking about laws and economic policy instead of comics and video games. When John is in Congress, he will pass legislation to make recess six hours long and everyone in homeroom will stand up and clap.
Also it's definitely completely normal that a forty year old man wants to be popular among legions of preteen girls.
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The dude in the tweet should have said that the Hulk can beat the X-men, Wu would pounce on that and start googling trivia to prove that his favorites are the bestest.
Brianna's eternal battlefield will always be a schoolyard slap-fight about toys, realistically that's also the only place he ever stands a chance to get a win. Even then that's mostly because he's arguing with adults that have other obligations than one-upping strangers on twitter. If he ever started shit like that with a child he would get reckt.
Brianna's eternal battlefield will always be a schoolyard slap-fight about toys, realistically that's also the only place he ever stands a chance to get a win. Even then that's mostly because he's arguing with adults that have other obligations than one-upping strangers on twitter. If he ever started shit like that with a child he would get reckt.
RandomNobody
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haah what accomplishments?
Paying someone to mutilate your penis? Failing at everything you've ever attempted?
An emotionally stunted man playing card games with his husband. Still waiting for that protest to bus to Maine.
Paying someone to mutilate your penis? Failing at everything you've ever attempted?
An emotionally stunted man playing card games with his husband. Still waiting for that protest to bus to Maine.
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haah what accomplishments?
Paying someone to mutilate your penis? Failing at everything you've ever attempted?
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An emotionally stunted man playing card games with his husband. Still waiting for that protest to bus to Maine.
"Please, Frank, use your inside voice. We've talked about this."
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Gee, what are the chances John whipped out his phone and took a picture of the exact second Frank was screaming, pumping his fist, and holding up his perfectly fanned cards like he was ripped from a 90s advert? What super-authentic game enthusiasts.haah what accomplishments?
Paying someone to mutilate your penis? Failing at everything you've ever attempted?
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An emotionally stunted man playing card games with his husband. Still waiting for that protest to bus to Maine.
He sure seems excited for someone with just a single tapped card in play. Also, you can tell it was a real serious game by the way John laid his hand face-up on the table.
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John "as an engineer" why don't you try and put strobe lights on the damn thing before using it, that would be so dope when you blow your head off using it
