حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[Jaded Optimist]

Is nobody going to point out that her fursona has junk food (monster munch) for its cutie mark? Seriously @LagoonaBlue? You think a shitty corn snack defines you as a person?

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

You guys might've triggered her with the bra thing. She's been known to have a vendetta against breasts.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Guys I think we're jumping the gun here, I mean come on it was 5 years ago. Certainly they've changed and for the better. @LagoonaBlue even said so herself, is there a better source? I think not. Good work everyone but I think its time to lock the thread. Lets all move onto more productive things.

 

[trannyfucker]

Always remember to wash in between your boobs.

Nobody ever regrets joining Kiwi Farms.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Ladies and gentlemen, her rebuttal:

I'd post some more but it's more of "I'm not funny and just cringy" types of post.

>abusive parents
>lives with them 6 years after turning 18

Oh ok

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

Guys I think we're jumping the gun here, I mean come on it was 5 years ago. Certainly they've changed and for the better. @LagoonaBlue even said so herself, is there a better source? I think not. Good work everyone but I think its time to lock the thread. Lets all move onto more productive things.

No. Her behavior on this thread shows she still thinks her behavior is fine. Hell, she even pulled the old "What is normal? It is a social construct." bull only a few hours ago. I tell you what isn't normal: Telling yourself that getting hot and bothered by pony/JonTron erotic fanfic still doesn't make you as bad as Chris. Set your aims higher in life @LagoonaBlue .

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Guys I think we're jumping the gun here, I mean come on it was 5 years ago. Certainly they've changed and for the better. @LagoonaBlue even said so herself, is there a better source? I think not. Good work everyone but I think its time to lock the thread. Lets all move onto more productive things.

Actually, she's been up to a lot more these past few years that allows this thread to remain open. A lot of people have said she has tried getting some people fired from their jobs because she was obsessed with this one artist on Deviantart and didn't like them having other friends besides her.

 

[Lez]

Guys I think we're jumping the gun here, I mean come on it was 5 years ago. Certainly they've changed and for the better. @LagoonaBlue even said so herself, is there a better source? I think not. Good work everyone but I think its time to lock the thread. Lets all move onto more productive things.

You're right. She is a twenty-four year old minor, guys, and some of this stuff is from when she was 22. That's only a decade off being a preteen.

 

[KE 521]

She’s still a-logging OPL lmfao

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I dunno she seems pretty easy to be honest.

Just tell her youre pickle rick and she'll drop her MLP panties faster than you could write a tumblr post.

Or dress up as JonTron. She'll be dripping like a fucked fridge in short order.

(Fuck me with an anchor, why are we even contemplating this.)

 

[trannyfucker]

Mmm, dildos.

Spoiler: dildos

Spoiler: strap-on anal dildos

Spoiler: deviance

 

[AnOminous]

I would actually like to see how a cat in a pet carrier orders food. I guess they point at the menu or something. NGL, I never eat at McDonald’s, but I probably would if there were cats ordering food.

Why does she hate cats? Poor kitties.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Dollars to doughnuts her dildo is named "Billie".

 

[Ginger Piglet]

And here she proves the Sid the Sexist hypothesis, to wit, the people who sperg on and on about how much sex they are having are probably still virgins.

Also, as a great man once said, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU VOLUNTEER THAT INFORMATION.

 

[OG 666]

Incredible.

 

[Monika H.]

There's a quantity of a-logging and trollshielding in this thread that it practically oozes through the screen.

 

[trannyfucker]

Camwhore confirmed.

(spoiler: Donna Summer: Hot Stuff)

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

The sexual deviancy posts can't be real, right? It's just her LARPing her sex fantasies on Twitter.

Because I know some people have low standards, but I hope no one wants to see her strip on Skype.

 

[RatManStan]

Because I know some people have low standards, but I hope no one wants to see her strip on Skype.

This is the Internet, man. There's a fetish for everything.

 

[wes]

Tumblr posts

Spoiler

"I often lie awake at night and wonder if Jon Jafari owns a fidget spinner."
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"If someone wrote smut about me I’d be fucking honoured that someone finds me sexually desirable"
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Spoiler: "long leggy"

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Was nearly killed by a brony
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"Kinda bad Jon x reader NSFW. PUSSY EATING"
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Dedicated Thomas the Tank Engine tag
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Correcting someone on Thomas the Tank Engine lore
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"Even though your sister is severely disabled, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NORMAL!!"
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Not Lagoona, but reblogging someone suicidal in hopes of Markiplier noticing them
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"This shit [JonTron fandom drama] sends me into a fucking blind panic DAILY. I cry myself to sleep most nights over it. I do not like feeling like that.

Imagine carrying that guilt around and it slowly fucking consuming you every day?

I’m not shedding crocodile tears, I am genuinely fucking sorry."
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