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Freshtodeath said:
the fuck is going on here?

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This could be a stock picture they put inside frames. Remember those old "When you see it..." pictures? This is one you will never solve. This is the picture that shows up in a Youtube video that tells you to look extra close just before a scary picture pops up. The levels of nothingness are hilariously off the charts. Got a good laugh out of it though.
 
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PieceofShet said:
My god these decoration pictures... and he is PROUD he put them up. Like a 5 year old.
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lol right, its sad. i thank the lucky stars everyday he doesnt have children cause holy fuck this is a disappointment. too lazy to put in any effort so children may have memories of their go happy childhood for the rest of their life.

honestly dont know why he even bothers with holidays at all. its more sad seeing him get in the "spirit" than it would be for him to just ignore it.

he probably cant remember the last time he cut a pumpkin, too much work for his fat hands
 
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Holy shit. I can see where that sub money really got spent going all out for those Halloween decorations. GodDAMN, no wonder he had to wait until tonight so Kat could help. The exertion must have been exhausting!
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It's like when someone says "the least you could do is..."
He somehow managed to do even less than that. I've been thinking about it and I cannot figure out how he could have possibly put less effort into decorating his "office". Like literally the tiniest amount less than this would be doing absolutely nothing. 2 minutes tops, stuff the ends of the Christmas lights behind the foam then toss the other lights on the back of the couch, without moving his stuffed animal and toy skeleton, plug them in, done. 2 fucking minutes... decorating done, time for gin and wrestling. It probably took longer to take the pictures and tweet them out.
 
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PieceofShet said:
My god these decoration pictures... and he is PROUD he put them up. Like a 5 year old.
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Ehm, excheese me but it's called insecure transparent interactivity, which I literally just made up? It's a common practice if you can't contain OR share your autism with local friends. Like sharing pictures of your daily series, food, reading out loud private e-mails, sharing crucial secret hospital stories of your grillfriend, tell people how important and better you are than everyone else by wasting your life for teeeeen yeeeaaaars.

Photos like these make people think he has no life outside of the Gout Mansion, which he claims he totally has, he totally goes out when his geriatric nurse grabs him by the hand, in the frightening world of fresh air and weird strangers. You see they are all stalkers who try to ruin his business.
 
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johnny5150 said:
are those the lights(on the wall) he used during his Christmas stream?
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Those most definitely appear to be the Christmas lights.
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The implication of this being that he purchased a stuffed cat, a skeleton and one string of pumpkin lights for his Halloween sub goal, and then pulled out Christmas lights to pad it out. And it took 2 weeks to add those lights after claiming they were a lot of work to set up, and that the toys were the tip of the iceberg (they were 2/3rds of the new decor). Why was Kat required to assist with this?

The hilarious part will be the next move with those lights. Does he now leave them up until Christmas, or does he go to the trouble of taking them down, just to put them up three weeks into December because it is too much work to fit into his schedule again?
 
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Surly Muppet said:
The hilarious part will be the next move with those lights. Does he now leave them up until Christmas, or does he go to the trouble of taking them down, just to put them up three weeks into December because it is too much work to fit into his schedule again?
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He will most likely drag it like his birthday and start to beg for Christmas money, because it's Christmas. In mid October. So be joyful and warm-hearted as the time of sharing moves closer, and by sharing I mean giving money to Phil and receiving nothing in return but snorts.

He should have gone for blood red holiday lights, which can be ordered for around 10 bugs from Amazon. Or is anyone already spooked by these colorful bright lights?
 
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