Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

[KittyBlobQueen]

Here's a story from about a month ago.

Twitter user @ashiinu (an SJW tranny tf fag) made a comment about their shark fursona transforming into a vaporeon. This interested me quite a bit, so I decided to draw it. When I presented the pic to them, they legit called me a Nazi for not asking for permission (which makes no sense, considering that I'm also trans). They then proceeded to block me, and send all their friends after me to call me a Nazi. I left Twitter because of this bullshit. I would post chat logs, but it's been over a month since I deactivated. I can also post the image I drew if any of you would be interestedinterested.

It's amazong how some trans leople get so easily offended lately. It makes those who have an acrual backbone look bad and like every trans person is gonna bjte your face off for just looking at them the wrong way. In the past I had one call me a trans-phobic person yet i helped support my friend in coming out and transition for 4+ years.

Had another one get mad at me because i posted a FtM YCH and used the term "c-boy' and "count boy" in the tags and apparently overly offended them as a result. I was just using tags i know people type into the search to look for with that type of art to get it to show up more during searches and have it sell faster.

A furry came to my work once and started talking about furries to my 60 year old co worker
She said "Furries don't fuck animals, I'd defend a furry with my life" and I was like "She... she doesn't need to know about this" the woman left and my co worker was like wtf.

She came in another time and complained to me about the fact that Tom from Tom and Jerry doesn't have his legs drawn digigrade and I'm like "cool" and go back to work

Eh!? Did anyone even mention furries or was she just high on something and going on a rant?

 

[Bugaboo]

Eh!? Did anyone even mention furries or was she just high on something and going on a rant?

No one mentioned furries at all

 

[EternalLilium]

Was digging around in my Furry Drama screencap folder and found more Dauxy Drama under my Kammymau folder. (Sorry for the fuck-ton of spoilers in advance.)

Spoiler: Dauxy and Kammymau arguing over closed species.

Dauxy has had run-ins with Kammy in the past and has even admitted she despises her. (Which granted, is hilarious given they both pretty much do the exact same stuff given closed species. Although I would say Kammy is the worse of the two)

Kammymau has this species called "Kaijukuma"'s (Which she has recently shortened to Kaiju) They're a special snowflake species which are a mixture of red-panda and panda bear, along with some random monster (I.e Zombie, Vampire, Tentacle monster, whatever)

The main trait these species have are large rounded ears that are overly fluffy. Kammymau is very proud of these 100% ears and will defend them with all of her being. (Which is even more fucking stupid because I've seen plenty of these types of ears/ sets with these type of ears on IMVU back in the day, and I'm pretty fucking sure that's where Kammy got them from as the first versions of her sona didn't even have rounded ears.)

Spoiler: Examples of the Kaiju species and her own sona. (NSFW)

Better image of the ears she claims is (c) her. (That tail tunnel gets me every time)

Evidence that the rounded ears weren't even something she started with.

More can be found here http://www.furaffinity.net/search/@keywords Kaijukuma along with the old versions of Kammy that she has sold to other users (which makes her freaking out over people have similar characters even more hilarious as she really hasn't changed much over the years.)

Ever since Kammymau made her claim over this species she will attack everyone and anyone who has a character that looks anything like a red panda/ cat with round ears that have fur hanging off of them. Kaiju's where originally a closed species that she only had a sona of but she realized quickly that she could make bank of selling them. At first, she would only auction off a custom slot for them once per year but recently I've noticed a lot more of these things floating around.

So, when Dauxy made a character that looked like/ had the same ears as one of Kammy's "100% original closed species" Kammymau's whiteknight's alerted it to her and she came to blow up at Dauxy while Dauxy swore up and down she had "no idea about Kammy's species."

Spoiler: Screenshots of the debacle

"Offending" character in question.

Kammymau flipping her lid.

After coming to a "peaceful" resolution. Dauxy had later sold the base on which she had made Ginger on, which included the rounded ears and cat/ red panda like tail which made Kammymau start up all over again, writing passive aggressive journals and shit talking Dauxy. (Didn't catch it for screens in time)

This caused Dauxy to flip her lid and right passive-aggressive journals in return, but of course, everyone knew who the hell she was talking about.

Spoiler: Dauxy journal screencap

Screencap of the link in said journal. (Sorry for low rez, Dauxy uploaded it like that)

Dauxy also wrote a lot of passive-aggressive journals about how Kammymau "couldn't just mix two species together and call it a closed species." and "Attack people who have characters with certain traits" which is even more hilarious since she did exactly fucking that with her "Willows" (Sadly don't have the screencaps for this, sorry boys.)

She later just sold Ginger completely.

Spoiler: Kammymau begging/ guilt tripping for donations just to turn around and buy art

I'll go ahead and preface this with I do not have any of the screencaps of her begging for donations, as back then I didn't screenshot her stuff frequently but user @Dahmer has some screenshots that he's taken of her blowups. Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition

Now, Kammymau is known for begging for donations. She loves to claim that she had to make emergency hospital trips almost monthly and likes to use her kid as a guilt trip card. Furries will flock to donate to her in hopes she'll doodle them something. She will also sometimes take "Emergency commissions" that just get added onto her long as hell backlog.

She later was caught bidding on and outright buying artwork and if caught out would cry that she had a friend "buy it for her" and she was just marking it down but could never provide proof of these claims. One of the incidents I did happen to get screenshots of, She had begged in a journal with a sob story a few days before she was caught bidding on things.

(There were a lot more but again, didn't get to screencap them before she started hiding her comments after paying/ taking over the discussion to notes.)

A couple of people that were waiting on commissions from her found out and ended up doing Paypal chargebacks to get their money back and she wrote a journal complaining about how she just wanted to drink herself till she passes out (But after Jey is in bed though, because she's still a good mom guys, just an alcoholic one) because no-one wanted to help her out and that she was working so hard her wrist was hurting and that people were being unfair to her by doing chargebacks for commissions that were "outstanding and commissioned months if not years ago." (Which if you look at the dates on the previous screenshots, that was a blatant lie.)

(Cut into two pieces because I didn't know how to screenshot a full-page back then.)

And journal was later deleted because Kammymau wants to be "drama free"

 

[KittyBlobQueen]

All these new facts add even more to my not liking Dauxy. Damn girl has too many whitenights and supporters of her BS and bad attitude towards people who dare call her out. She likes to use her followers as her safe guard, her friends as her mob to do her dirty work, and recently I read a post on her FB stating she gets ENJOYMENT out of someone else's misery. Yeah the person is an avid tracer of their art, but fuck don't post that shit publicly. Just makes her look like an utterly heartless vendictive bitch.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=515478948883491&id=353053771792677

 

[Mama]

https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/teaparties/

Wanted to post to this thread and tell a story my friend told me about a month back so its recent. I'll try to remember all the details they told me.

My friend is a furry (I'll call them pea) but hates the fandom and a lot of people in it and they're chill, its only a really small subsection of their life, they're trying to I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME out of it as well but they get a lot of money through commissions.

Pea had participated in a closed species (their first mistake) from a money whore named rissy. The species were essentially from what they described: vintage rubber face characters with lockets on their stomach which my friend was all in for because they love vintage things and collect a lot of rubber face items. Pea had about four of them, the most expensive being 70$ and their friend (ill call them nut) had 3.

Pea was in the telegram chat for those abominations. Esentially the whole chat was basically grown ass women obsessing over these characters, some had more than 20, one had over 100 of the fuckers from what I heard and the bitch didn't even use any of them. It was wild hearing my friend tell me this over a call. Pea said how most of the people didn't talk to you unless you had a certain amount of the fuckers and if you had artwork or the money to get shit from Rissy. All of the bitches were pretentious assholes who were white knights and just sucked on the nipple of rissy.

Most of them were the typical cutesy Lolita bitches who were uwu so kawaii. If you didn't have your character cutesy and Lolita you were basically shunned.

There are so many rules and regulations to this species it is autistic.

Rissy, the Creator, plays favorites and essentially only liked the :autism: who gave her money and paid 300+ for the fuckers. (No joke, some autistic bitch literally paid 300$ for one of these fuckers, and its not even worth it). Browsing her FA and her species it seems she just created one base and recolors it, resulting in carbon copies. Each box of those fuckers costs 25$ for one. She's getting rich off this shit.

Pea and nut had enough with the species and how much it was a pain to even be a part of the autistic mess. So Pea sent nuts grievences in the general chat since nut wasn't part of the telegram, and pea got shit on basically the bitches called them a horrible person and unessential. Rissy of course was silent through out the whole thing. Then when they deleted the post the fuckers moved to another chat they were in and started shaming and making fun of them, so pea had enough and sold all of the fuckers they had. One girl pitching a fit because pea was selling one that was traded.

Best part was they showed me a screenshot of an apology they wrote to rissy and basically Rissy said they're blacklisted from the species and can't participate in anything anymore, but they can still buy her merch.

Happy ending, Pea got their 150$ back from all the shit they bought and they're happy with being blacklisted.

Pea is a fucking idiot, but they're cool.

Tl;Dr : a furry named rissy is money hungry and my friend got effected by it.

I'm extremely late to this post but I only recently stumbled upon it. Having first-hand experience in the community I can assure you that this is one of the most toxic communities with a money hungry species creator as well. One of the most notorious members of this community is a thirty-year-old woman who goes by "Cookie" aka Lolita, Esmerine, Madeleine, and Ballerina on FurAffinity. Cookie has the most Plush Babies at the moment totaling over sixty but now hides her extensive collection via Toyhou.se due to backlash. This member is known to attack both new and veteran members of the community for various reasons. One example I found of this was Cookie attacking someone publicly in the Plush Baby Telegram chat because "Ross The Femboy Lord" bought a Plush Baby before she could get her greedy selfish hands on this. Here and here are the only two chat logs I was able to dig up due to how long ago the incident was. Nothing makes me laugh harder than someone with over sixty of these telling someone with only a handful to "give others a chance too". Anyways, to make a long story short this member has been harassing, publicly attacking, and defaming numerous members since I can remember. When Rissy aka Teaparties, the creator, received complaints about this behavior she turned a blind eye because Cookie has given her hundreds of dollars. When Cookie decided to fabricate a story on a member who spoke out on this nasty behavior of her's, Teaparties believed it no questions asked and removed the member from the community. TL;DR the owner of this species couldn't care less about what happens to the community members as long as the ones who are giving her hundreds are happy. Absolutely disgusting behavior and no one should support a species that is run under a money hungry creator.

 

[Oni_boltie]

I'm extremely late to this post but I only recently stumbled upon it. Having first-hand experience in the community I can assure you that this is one of the most toxic communities with a money hungry species creator as well. One of the most notorious members of this community is a thirty-year-old woman who goes by "Cookie" aka Lolita, Esmerine, Madeleine, and Ballerina on FurAffinity. Cookie has the most Plush Babies at the moment totaling over sixty but now hides her extensive collection via Toyhou.se due to backlash. This member is known to attack both new and veteran members of the community for various reasons. One example I found of this was Cookie attacking someone publicly in the Plush Baby Telegram chat because "Ross The Femboy Lord" bought a Plush Baby before she could get her greedy selfish hands on this. Here and here are the only two chat logs I was able to dig up due to how long ago the incident was. Nothing makes me laugh harder than someone with over sixty of these telling someone with only a handful to "give others a chance too". Anyways, to make a long story short this member has been harassing, publicly attacking, and defaming numerous members since I can remember. When Rissy aka Teaparties, the creator, received complaints about this behavior she turned a blind eye because Cookie has given her hundreds of dollars. When Cookie decided to fabricate a story on a member who spoke out on this nasty behavior of her's, Teaparties believed it no questions asked and removed the member from the community. TL;DR the owner of this species couldn't care less about what happens to the community members as long as the ones who are giving her hundreds are happy. Absolutely disgusting behavior and no one should support a species that is run under a money hungry creator.

Cookie is a cunt. I remember pea (for reference they were my friend effected by this species) telling me a person was waiting in the group chat for a plush baby to be for sale and when one did they wanted it but cookies message came up first and everyone sided that cookie should have it when this person had none and was waiting months for one.

This community is fucked up so badly. Especially if you try to sell a PB that you traded. That's when people guilt you.

That weird sticker is also called a "kiba sticker" those are what gives you status, if you give kiba money to give you those weird stickers.

 

[0 0]

I was working on writing a thread for somebody I discovered a while back, but I came across this gem that I couldn't help but share early.

I actually spoke with this person before. He's an annoying dork and self-admitted NEET (which he was inclined to share in our brief three minute conversation) so I didn't speak with him again. Apparently he turned furry just a single year later. But that's not the important bit, it's this: his Steam profile:

"So what," you're thinking, "it's just a typical furry Steam profile with cropped porn as their avatar, who cares?" Normally, I'd be inclined to agree, except for this particular comment:

He died. Which lead to both his family making Steam accounts just to leave a comment on his profile, and his Steam friends dropping their final goodbyes.

Also the "Kanga" moniker came from one of their earlier profile avatars, where they did erotic role plays as the kangaroo from Winnie the Pooh.

Now, I want you to just sit and imagine this. You die, and the only thing your family has left of you is your Steam profile, and they leave their comments giving you your final goodbyes, and the entire time this is happening, your profile picture is cropped furry porn of a character from a children's game. And since you were an anti-social NEET, and this is literally the only thing in your life worth mentioning.

If you ever feel depressed one day or are having a bad week, just come back to this post and remember that at least you're not this.

 

[Strine]

I believe this person still has an active online presence, so if anybody knows the cow I'm talking about, don't powerlevel him or you'll indirectly powerlevel me too.

I was forced into a voice chat server with him originally, this is about five years ago, and he spoke only in an affected foreign accent (I won't name any nationalities) in an extreme falsetto, about as high as a broken male voice can get. It wasn't a very good attempt at the accent, so I could immediately tell he was a countryman of mine trying to sound like... he was from another country.

Anyway, I loved a good freak show then as much as now so I happened upon his deviantart and youtube, where he uploaded art and videos of himself RPing as his fursona, a multi-dicked dracoid (looks like a dragon, but isn't one) creature he created in Spore. Fucking Spore, of all things; if you played Spore you may remember that the creatures were all creepy-looking and pretty ugly. He also had a ponysona, which resembled this Spore creature. He created vast amounts of content with these characters, always voice acting, always with the fake accent, always with the rabbit-scream falsetto.

I looked up him a couple of years ago and he's now expanded his hobbies to animating very graphic sissy/cuck My Little Pony porn - complete with disgusting slurping sounds that he personally recorded and inserted. Ugh. His entire life now seems to be living off tardbux from the govt (still lives at home. his parents are coddling morons) and engaging in soapish online romances with other furries. I think he is becoming estranged from reality, because I don't mean romances like "I am dating this person who is a furry", I mean "I am dating this gryphon".

He can't compete with some of the legitimately insane people talked about in this thread, but dark visions of a Shmorky-voiced two-dicked Spore monster recording saliva sounds for his pony porn have haunted me more than once.

 

[Agent 3]

(removing the link so the sick fuck doesn't get any attention.)

 

[ConcernedCitizen]

https://twitter.com/BambiVorita

Just gonna drop this person I found here. Claims to like babysitters and underage characters in roleplays or art.

These fucking pedos, man

This looks like a common case of somebody that get molested as a child , i am not a expert , but this kind of obsession with molestation seems like a defense mechanism for trauma.

In my human side, Hitler bring up some valid points to be fair.

 

[Agent 3]

This looks like a common case of somebody that get molested as a child , i am not a expert , but this kind of obsession with molestation seems like a defense mechanism for trauma.

In my human side, Hitler bring up some valid points to be fair.

Shit, y'all work fast. Props

 

[CaptainuWu]

How does Twitter allow this shit? lol

 

[LiquidKid]

whatever hippo rapist

I told you that story in confidence! You know as well as I do that I go nuts when I dip into the Khlua

 

[Pop-Tart]

How does Twitter allow this shit? lol

Its hard to single out this shit when you get literally millions of tweets a day. Even with reporting and algothrims there is just so much shit. Its hard for admins or mods to go through and nuke it all.

We are dealing with levels of data and information hitherto unseen by man.

 

[Shokew]

Should we investigate this guy??? Recent "Drama" and all that usual BS.
BTW, he's the guy who made all those Open Season and Alpha & Omega "reviews"...
Dishonored Wolf: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEJKotFmyNRpnx9QEIlNqw

 

[Applejack]

So in the Personal Lolcow thread I mentioned a janitor that dances in the parking lot and introduces himself with threats of death. We called him dragonboy and he's also a furry.

Over the course of several conversations I gathered:

1.he is "trans-species" and believes he is a dragon.

2. wants genetic engineering to get to the point where he can put a girls mind in the body of a snake.

3. Is the leader of a group of female dragons called "The Valkyries" (very original) and rides in a flaming coffin to fight ISIS.

4. Is a 1337 super haxor that plans to use his skills to steal all the world's money to fund his country of dragons, that will be more free than America, but no commies and no asian dragons.

5.Hates asian dragons because asians are too uppity.​

 

[Stock Photo James]

So in the Personal Lolcow thread I mentioned a janitor that dances in the parking lot and introduces himself with threats of death. We called him dragonboy and he's also a furry.

Over the course of several conversations I gathered:

1.he is "trans-species" and believes he is a dragon.

2. wants genetic engineering to get to the point where he can put a girls mind in the body of a snake.

3. Is the leader of a group of female dragons called "The Valkyries" (very original) and rides in a flaming coffin to fight ISIS.

4. Is a 1337 super haxor that plans to use his skills to steal all the world's money to fund his country of dragons, that will be more free than America, but no commies and no asian dragons.

5.Hates asian dragons because asians are too uppity.​

Have you tried asking for his online profile of some sort? Chatting up about art and interests?

 

[Applejack]

Have you tried asking for his online profile of some sort? Chatting up about art and interests?

Honestly, I'd only talk to the guy when I was on smoke breaks. Never held that much of an interest overall.

 

[Gus]

I have a friend on Discord who roams around the internet looking for odd communities to gawk at. While I often haven't the time to look for this sort of thing, she'll sometimes post links to servers and forums in a private server for our circle of friends, and they're always filled with the most interesting people. One such place was a furry server, and while I usually just go in to lurk before leaving during a server list wipe, I sometimes have opportunities to interact with people in these places.

One such opportunity came tonight, from a server admin in my DMs. I thought of the CWCki Forums, and wondered if you folks would appreciate it.

 

[ConcernedCitizen]

What the actual fuck