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Agentsmith said:
Any good news ppl can share to ease the pain of this unfair world?
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Something seems to have happened to Youtube (as in the site's not loading for people). I guess you can take consolation in the fact that a seemingly unstoppable giant just shit the bed. It may not be the end (this can be like Youtube's Twitch suspension), but there's reminders that these things are temporary.
 
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Haunter said:
Something seems to have happened to Youtube (as in the site's not loading for people). I guess you can take consolation in the fact that a seemingly unstoppable giant just shit the bed. It may not be the end (this can be like Youtube's Twitch suspension), but there's reminders that these things are temporary.
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Even the sites that check it other sites are down won’t let me check if YouTube is functioning. I wonder what the issue is.
 
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Even the sites that check it other sites are down won’t let me check if YouTube is functioning. I wonder what the issue is.
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A Kiwi Farms thread was just made about it. I don't see any other news yet.

I just realized as I was writing this: how will Phil be getting those view$ if there's no Youtube.

@Agentsmith There's some justice for you, and at a pretty fuckn' fast turn around, at that :lol:

Edit: News is out.
 
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Commander Keen said:
I wonder how many fifths of tanqueray he goes through in a week. Or half gallons.

He shouldn’t have played the depression card. He should have played the alcoholic card.
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I speculated in the medical ailments thread that he likely is consuming north of a gallon a month, or a 1000ml bottle per week.

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I'm going to put this here too, due to Phil's recent on-air claim of having self-diagnosed "Partial Lactose Intolerance" as his cited reason for not accompanying his birthday cake with a glass of bovine beverage product and his specific and graphic depiction of his symptoms comporting exactly with recent academic research on the subject; I am calling it what it actually is: Alcoholism.

Here are links to the recent study: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3728351
https://academic.oup.com/ajcn/article-abstract/44/1/70/4691966?redirectedFrom=PDF
https://books.google.com/books?id=nRwyBwAAQBAJ&pg=PA82&lpg=PA82&dq=alcoholics+lactose&source=bl&ots=zkjY90ctDT&sig=BkqPZdApfZ005mcK20Yltrx1b2g&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjau5vx1KnaAhUH_4MKHdbFC-IQ6AEISTAJ#v=onepage&q=alcoholics lactose&f=false

The quote from the last link, "Another source of intestinal symptoms could be food intolerance due to incomplete intestinal digestion. This has been recently shown with respect to some disaccharides, mainly lactose. Because of a striking reduction in lactase activity in alcoholics, lactose administration resulted in an increased incidence of diarrhea, cramps and distension."

All these symptoms fall back in line with control groups after 8 to 10 days of abstinence from alcohol. Basically Phil probably doesn't ever go a full week without either binge drinking at least 7 or more drinks several times, or is having 3 or more drinks every single day, or some combination of the two. This likely puts Phil's Gin consumption at more than a gallon a month, or over a liter a week.
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Haunter said:
A Kiwi Farms thread was just made about it. I don't see any other news yet.

I just realized as I was writing this: how will Phil be getting those view$ if there's no Youtube.

@Agentsmith There's some justice for you, and at a pretty fuckn' fast turn around, at that :lol:

Edit: News is out.
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EMERGENREE BREAKING WORLD NEWS: MAH LEGACY IS IN DANGER...because some website named youtube is down for ME and billions of other ppl...I guess.
 
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Has Phil started crying about YouTube being down? As we all know from previous Remergency streams, Phil is in danger of losing his house with out YouTube. He needs the money, ever second it's down is a second he can't pay his bills.
 
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Cpt_Autismo said:
Has Phil started crying about YouTube being down? As we all know from previous Remergency streams, Phil is in danger of losing his house with out YouTube. He needs the money, ever second it's down is a second he can't pay his bills.
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Checked his second stream, apparently you supposed to be invisible if your next to a house in BO4...
 
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Surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet, but when i stopped by to see the stream earlier, Phil was doing the story mode--some kind of tag match where a person pinned is eliminated, but the match isn't over until both members of a team are finished.

He fucked up and his CPU teammate got pinned (Game cheated, natch), cheesed one guy by getting him counted out, and promptly got submitted. Except it credited him with having won and continued on.

I feel like that result is the perfect metaphor for Phil's "career" to date. Not actually winning, but flailing forward with no one really paying attention.
 
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So checked his next BO4 match, apparently wildly spraying bullets around your opponent is the same as hitting him 4-5 or 5-6 times.

I dont know why i torture myself watching him play F/TPS multiplayer, especially battle royale, since when ever he dies he ends up throwing excuses about how he somehow magically should have won that particallary fire fight that got him killed.

Just watched him try go after another player behind a rock by crossing open area, then take 3-4 hits before returning fire, hitting once before taking another 3-4 hits atleast and die, only to bitch about "I shot first and hit him X times and i had full health and the best armor, i should be immortal, this is bullshit!".
 
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Checked his second stream, apparently you supposed to be invisible if your next to a house in BO4...
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You are, and the enemies are supposed to stand still and politely let you kill them. What you think it's supposed to be a competitive game of survival?

He plays it exactly like he plays every single shooter, like a battered housewife afraid of moving too quickly.
 
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Holy shit Dave just gave the saltiest remarks towards Tevin when a viewer asked about detractors re streaming him.

Dave basically said he can’t re stream him becuase YouTube is down “NEENER NEENER NEENER” and said if he wasn’t so negative and toxic and re stream him he wouldn’t have gotten banned from twitch....all this while Tevin is currently re streaming him......oh dave

Also basically confirms he got Tevin banned from twitch, not like it was every really in question
 

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Kheapathic said:
Plot twist, it's really been Fred (SoK) masquerading as Phil the entire time.

"It was me all along King of Pol!"
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I just shuddered from that name.

:offtopic::offtopic:Fun fact: Bryan Dunn was in Null’s stream chat earlier today and was all, “haha, Narcissa isn’t my type of boipucci guise! ;);)“ Like I said, he’s like a dog; doesn’t matter how many times you kick him, he always comes back!
 
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Uhhh...stream's over already, and 433 "viewers" are still in chat. Seems legit.
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Anyone else I'd argue that's fairly normal. It's not unusual for even small streamers to have a lot of people hang out after stream. Some streamers even continue talking in chat afterward. But Dave barely seems to have 50 people active in chat any given day. Something definitely seems fishy about those numbers.
 
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