DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Draza]

phil is a more realistic depiction of randian philosophy than bioshock


he got a single one dollar tip... as far as i know

Reminds of this:

 

[samovski]

phil is a more realistic depiction of randian philosophy than bioshock


he got a single one dollar tip... as far as i know

Quite quickly after I posted that comment. Makes ya wonder how many in that chat are browsing this forum at any given time.

Or it was a coincidence.

A very well-timed coincidence.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I've seen him do this seemingly more and more often. IDK if it's just me seeing the worst in him or if he just is getting worse though. It seems like the very slight pretense he has of interacting with his chat is becoming too much for him to uphold. If this does become common place, I wonder how long before he openly starts mocking mods. We've seen him mock them with a thin veil but openly can't be too far off.

This is what happens when you take the "us vs them" seriously. He says he's above the drama and everything but he constantly does things to attract the attention he claims is unwarranted. Mocking them will only lead to a net loss.

He can't afford to lose more than he already has.

I noticed that too. I was baffled that he managed to type a paragraph worth of garbage to his viewers during the SC6 story mode, when usually he will outright call people out. He probably feels he's on thin ice and that's why he is being silent but openly being a cunt in his chat. That's why he doesn't keep vods up, because you can see how the current chat was during the recording.
What an asshole.

 

[actually]

So has he not received a tip at all tonight? If not has this ever happened before? I've personally never seen it happen, he usually seems to have someone donate something.

Quite quickly after I posted that comment. Makes ya wonder how many in that chat are browsing this forum at any given time.

Or it was a coincidence.

A very well-timed coincidence.

As noted, Phil got a single $1 tip at the very end of the 1st stream. It's not unusual for that to happen in streams where he's gotten no tips the whole night, as some moron will throw a pity dollar his way just so he doesn't feel like a complete loser (moreso than usual). As for 2nd stream, he appears to have only another $1 tip from CMFool.

 

[thebonesauce]

As noted, Phil got a single $1 tip at the very end of the 1st stream. It's not unusual for that to happen in streams where he's gotten no tips the whole night, as some moron will throw a pity dollar his way just so he doesn't feel like a complete loser (moreso than usual). As for 2nd stream, he appears to have only another $1 tip from CMFool.

Well, CMFoil seems to have a very appropriate name!

 

[Coin Ops]

So he's playing Assassin's Creed and keeps mentioning how Kat is playing the game, has been playing it much more than he has, and is farther along in the game then he is. Tevin with the hot take: "How come Kat has so much time to play video games for no money?"

 

[TurboSwine]

So he's playing Assassin's Creed and keeps mentioning how Kat is playing the game, has been playing it much more than he has, and is farther along in the game then he is. Tevin with the hot take: "How come Kat has so much time to play video games for no money?"

Because Kat works a regular 8 hour job instead of 12 hour workdays. She also goes to the gym and stays healthy which gives her more energy so she probably needs less sleep. Also she hasn't cocked up her life by making her hobby her work so she actually has fun playing games on her downtime.

 

[thebonesauce]

Cmon guys. You heard him earlier... He works his ass off every day for our entertainment! He works so hard and has no free time to do anything! It’s a tough job, sitting in front of a television playing video games, but you know that SOMEONE’S gotta do it!

 

[Slander Man]

I wonder if Dave will let Kat take over the controls during the halloween marathon or is she just going to sit on the couch like a prop ala bonemeal and potion?

 

[Dragoonism]

So now the devs of the game a complet idiots because he cant see a icon that is right infront of him!

He scanned the area more than once without seeing it and start bitching about how the devs are idiot because they probably put it outside the base!
Decides to sneak out of the base through the center.

"THERE IT IS!!! It was on the ground!"

Edit:
Starts bitching about the following sea battle, gets upset that 2 boats are ramming him as he chases the 3rd and wonders how it is plausible.

Compares it to Black Flag, accidently says Black Fag!

Cannons in ancient Greece?

 

[Coin Ops]

One last good one from Tevin on Dave's hangover: "Yeah he got drunk staying up late and watching my stream."

ETA: Last one I promise. Dave read a cheer talking about AC: Black Flag and it kinda sounded like he said "Black Fag" on accident. Hot Tevin Take: "Now you know what he calls me in private."

 

[actually]

Phil just claimed, in successive sentences, that he 1) watched Kat play a particular required naval battle (she was mad too, dood) and then 2) she told him about the shitty naval battle.

Lying to cover up his incompetence (he's lost like 4 times in a row now without getting even remotely close to winning), or lying about Kat?

 

[FallGout]

So now the devs of the game a complet idiots because he cant see a icon that is right infront of him!
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He scanned the area more than once without seeing it and start bitching about how the devs are idiot because they probably put it outside the base!
Decides to sneak out of the base through the center.
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"THERE IT IS!!! It was on the ground!"
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Guy should just man up and put his glasses on, he could always beg his viewers for some designer frames if he thinks his ones look stupid, I'm sure they'd pay up.

 

[Dragoonism]

Phil just claimed, in successive sentences, that he 1) watched Kat play a particular required naval battle (she was mad too, dood) and then 2) she told him about the shitty naval battle.

Lying to cover up his incompetence (he's lost like 4 times in a row now without getting even remotely close to winning), or lying about Kat?

I thought he went into every playthrought blind and didnt want anyone to spoile it?

 

[actually]

[2018-10-23 04:08:48 UTC] profighterman: bye dsp
[2018-10-23 04:08:56 UTC] profighterman: man wait
[2018-10-23 04:09:14 UTC] profighterman: dsp wait
[2018-10-23 04:09:23 UTC] profighterman: I have something to tell you
[2018-10-23 04:09:33 UTC] profighterman: they will run a ddos ops on you right now
[2018-10-23 04:09:46 UTC] profighterman: for god's sake
[2018-10-23 04:10:16 UTC] profighterman: Phil, I tried to warn you
[2018-10-23 04:10:27 UTC] profighterman: you will have issues with the internet tomorrow
[2018-10-23 04:11:06 UTC] profighterman: well you know what? you dont give a shit about me because I am not giving bits, well fuck you. Tried to help you. good riddance


FALCON SQUADRON, WE ARE A GO. *SCREEEEEEEECH*

 

[Dragoonism]

[2018-10-23 04:08:48 UTC] profighterman: bye dsp
[2018-10-23 04:08:56 UTC] profighterman: man wait
[2018-10-23 04:09:14 UTC] profighterman: dsp wait
[2018-10-23 04:09:23 UTC] profighterman: I have something to tell you
[2018-10-23 04:09:33 UTC] profighterman: they will run a ddos ops on you right now
[2018-10-23 04:09:46 UTC] profighterman: for god's sake
[2018-10-23 04:10:16 UTC] profighterman: Phil, I tried to warn you
[2018-10-23 04:10:27 UTC] profighterman: you will have issues with the internet tomorrow
[2018-10-23 04:11:06 UTC] profighterman: well you know what? you dont give a shit about me because I am not giving bits, well fuck you. Tried to help you. good riddance


FALCON SQUADRON, WE ARE A GO. *SCREEEEEEEECH*

Why did i take time to edit it togheter?

 

[samovski]

[2018-10-23 04:08:48 UTC] profighterman: bye dsp
[2018-10-23 04:08:56 UTC] profighterman: man wait
[2018-10-23 04:09:14 UTC] profighterman: dsp wait
[2018-10-23 04:09:23 UTC] profighterman: I have something to tell you
[2018-10-23 04:09:33 UTC] profighterman: they will run a ddos ops on you right now
[2018-10-23 04:09:46 UTC] profighterman: for god's sake
[2018-10-23 04:10:16 UTC] profighterman: Phil, I tried to warn you
[2018-10-23 04:10:27 UTC] profighterman: you will have issues with the internet tomorrow
[2018-10-23 04:11:06 UTC] profighterman: well you know what? you dont give a shit about me because I am not giving bits, well fuck you. Tried to help you. good riddance


FALCON SQUADRON, WE ARE A GO. *SCREEEEEEEECH*

Am I missing something? Surely if Dave does get attacked tomorrow this fag is the prime suspect.

 

[actually]

Am I missing something? Surely if Dave does get attacked tomorrow this fag is the prime suspect.

Oh, I'm putting exactly the same amount of faith in this as was placed in the Shadowbrokers who totes were going to hax DSP's forums or whatever. It's just hilarious to me.

 

[Agentsmith]

I’ve contested for a while now that if Phil just embraced his fucking meme status and just let the trolling roll off his back, he could be making fuckin Metokur money.

But that requires humility, a trait (and a word) that Phil is not familiar with in the slightest. His head is way too big, he doesn’t understand that his ten years on the Internet is NOT A BRAGGING POINT. He’s losing subs, nobody tips, people are slowly (but surely) collectively getting tired of his shit.

All he has to do is learn to laugh at himself, and I genuinely think he could be successful playing off of detractor memes and shit. But he’s far too proud. We will never see Phil admit fault or take responsibility for ANYTHING.

Old video I know... But a hilarious one in my opinion - Touching on some good points people suggested about what a RATIONAL person could/should do if they were in DSPs position / notoriety...

this is as close as I can recall to him to "accepting his failures" / "embracing the memes" - and he can barely stand it

Edit: I agree - if he did streams like this more often I think more ppl would watch; BUT I think it would be to see him get angry / the drama. I don't think he's done one like this since

 

[Coin Ops]

He did the masturbation on YouTube. The 11 year old thing is unescusable, but he was suspended for something else shortly after.

I'm so glad that only happened in VR chat and not on the mean streets, otherwise WOLFGIRL_666 would have been curb stomped into MUSH.