Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Hellfire]

Cow crossover.


Cow crossover. "millions"

"Sitting here, looking at a pile of potentially life-ending problems, it's really depressing to realize how many would be instantly solved if I had just one good friend or caring family member willing to take a day or a few days to swing by and just lend me some emotional support." http://archive.fo/virCK

"I think I might need some kind of proper legal help for some Trans Stuff, but I'm absolutely not in any fit state of mind to try and work out exactly who I'd need to explain my situation to and I don't have any money." http://archive.li/xGuIu

 

[AnOminous]

Jake says he has multiple life-ending problems. What does he do about them?

He shits himself and does nothing. Useless fat bastard.

 

[Water-T]

It must be a day that ends in Y, since Jake is once again begging people to solve his problems for him for free.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder if his "murky trans stuff" issue is that he wants to officially change his name but he has no form of identification whatsoever. No driver's license, no passport, no student ID, no bills in his name, no pay stubs, no anything. Probably the only thing he has connected to his name is his bank account plus all the e-begging apps plugged into it. He might as well be a ghost.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

It might be the same bs where he can't get certain treatments while presenting with a fucking gnome beard but is afraid to shave it off without being a true presenting woman.

Imagine being so sad that you think all your problems could be fixed by some friend or family member helping you out for a day or two yet you've been such a dumbass that literally no one is willing to put up with your shit anymore.

 

[Arachnomatricide]

I just want everyone to know that my life is going fantastic. If you hear someone say I died of blissful happiness, don't act like I didn't warn you.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So are his problems specific or murky?

 

[lecher]

It must be a day that ends in Y, since Jake is once again begging people to solve his problems for him for free.

It's what makes him such an asshole. He's been creeping on Becky for a while now, so now he's part of their "ohana". And now Jackson has to come over to help him with "legal" stuff, such as driving his fat ass around town and holding his hand while he clicks the "Send" button.

 

[The I Scream Man]

There's no such thing as a life ending problem that is solved by fucking emotional support lol

I know we harp on it, I do anyway, but if anyone is reading this thread and wondering why we drag this fat fuck through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids on the daily, its because his scales are all warped and twisted. He lives in a world where life ending problems are things like "I am lonely" and "I am sad", and thus has no sense of what the entire rest of the world, 1st 2nd and 3rd, considers to be a serious emergency.

No one wants to come help Jake or to hand hold Jake because when your senses are distorted in that fashion you become dangerous and difficult to interact with and deal with. You become a real burden, more so than the rest of the troon crew, because if "I don't have any friends waaaa" is something that could kill him, a family member saying "you know I think it would help you to get some perspective there pal" is assault with a deadly weapon, and how do you know for sure that the cops won't show up and bug you about it? You don't, because they are obligated to take such things seriously, even when worthless losers are using them to describe things that hurt their poor defenseless feelers

Fuck you Jake lol

 

[repentance]

I wonder if his "murky trans stuff" issue is that he wants to officially change his name but he has no form of identification whatsoever. No driver's license, no passport, no student ID, no bills in his name, no pay stubs, no anything. Probably the only thing he has connected to his name is his bank account plus all the e-begging apps plugged into it. He might as well be a ghost.

This is almost certainly the case. He's complained about no-one being willing to help him with the name change stuff in the past. He knows very well that a couple of organisations will pay the fees for trans people. The "emotional support" he wants is for someone else to do all the work for him (he claims to have put together all the necessary documents to get a passport in the past, but didn't proceed because reasons).

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

Jake forgets that he makes posts like the one above--and how these posts are received. He can't keep a straight narrative. He is friendless and has alienated his relatives and wants to pretend he's some sort of hub for online troon activity and he throws out insults like "friendless loser".

This is an old one but a good one. Jake here claims he has friends and that these friends tell him he is a talented writer and researcher. None of this is true.

 

[repentance]

Nobody is going to "swing by" Niantic. If Jake wants his hand held, he's going to have to travel to someone willing to do it. If he can travel to cons, he can sure as shit travel to get whatever help he needs with life changing shit.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

What does Jake's tweet mean? This is Jake imagining himself to be some sort of leader of online troons: "formal permission", "granted". Notice that Zach didn't like Jake's tweet. I don't think Zach was waiting for permission from anyone to do whatever it is he intends to do.

 

[OG 666]

"I've personally been living in hell for the last month or so."

 

[Next Task]

He's been creeping on Becky for a while now, so now he's part of their "ohana". And now Jackson has to come over to help him with "legal" stuff, such as driving his fat ass around town and holding his hand while he clicks the "Send" button.

Problem being, Jake takes this seriously, and thinks being part of Becky's 'ohana' means what family means to Jake, which is 'people who can do all the shit I won't do on my own'.
But what it really means for Becky is 'someone who gives me asspats on Twitter and I can use to pull my bullshit'. Guaranteed there will be no actual help arriving from either Becky or her bitches, and if she ever were to actually meet Jake in person she'd just cut him off, because she doesn't want anyone more pathetic than her as an orbiter.

I suspect, at some level, he knows this. But like most of reality, instead of confronting it he just googleshngs at it until he can ignore it again.

Like a lot of things with Jake, it would be sad - if he weren't such a piece of shit that being repeatedly used as a receptacle for psychos he projects onto and creeps after is exactly the sort of thing he deserves.

Edit: 'this industry' (that I'm implying I'm part of, even though that's a clear lie). Fuck off, Jake. Try telling the truth once, about anything from outside your basement.

 

[Kosher Dill]

This is an old one but a good one. Jake here claims he has friends and that these friends tell him he is a talented writer and researcher.

... AND that those selfsame friends exploit him shamelessly. Guess what, if they really were your friends, they won't be after they read that.

 

[Hellfire]

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"I've personally been living in hell for the last month or so."

This is about the time Luke Lockhart made a stupid Medium post where he proclaimed Night in the Woods to be "Trumpian propaganda" and rightfully got laughed at by everyone including the developer, bombsfall, who is part of SOHA's alt games movement Jake uses this as an opportunity to attack SOHA and her friends yet again. http://archive.li/BJK4Q


SOHA!

GAMERGATE! GOG!




@Jaimas http://archive.li/lbEHn

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Nobody is going to "swing by" Niantic. If Jake wants his hand held, he's going to have to travel to someone willing to do it. If he can travel to cons, he can sure as shit travel to get whatever help he needs with life changing shit.

or instead of depending on twitter randos actually make a friend somewhere nearby. Oh, but that person would never think of him as "Violet Hargrave, gamer-gurl". Right.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

"[G]reatly admire" Jake for what exactly? Being a NEET that wastes his time on Twitter posting bullshit and harassing people?

You can help Jake by (1) giving him money; (2) giving him toys; or (3) harassing people that don't like him. Jake is a vindictive asshole.

"[D]oing so much" of what? What is amazing about Jake Alley is
--his lack of personal hygiene
--his consistent ignorance about pretty much every topic he posts about, including transsexualism
--the patience of his mother Rachel
--his infantile state
--his inability to learn from his mistakes and to subsequently repeat them over and over
--how closely he resembles the neckbeard NEET stereotype

To those that were wondering who would give Jake Alley money there is your answer: people like Jordan P Dunsmore, who like Jake obsess about online Nazis.