Plagued Nice Guys

[Porker LeVance]

When a gentleman forgets to walk on the outside of his date.

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I TAKE BIG STEPS.

Fuck that guy. There’s no chance this date was going well if she was chasing after him on a public street. She didn’t blame him but it’s absolutely his fault.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yeah, there's definitely more to the story. And the way she appears to have associated him with the accident indicates to me he has something to do with it.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Maybe it was one of those faux kidnapping kind of things. He pays some guy to barrel towards them in his car so he can heroically shove her out of the way. But then he froze up and let her get hit because he's a turbo-vag.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Maybe it was one of those faux kidnapping kind of things. He pays some guy to barrel towards them in his car so he can heroically shove her out of the way. But then he froze up and let her get hit because he's a turbo-vag.

Or worse, he wanted her to get run over so he could nurse her back to health.

 

[SpecialSpuds]

When your date is going so well the girl doesn't even look both ways because you cbf to match her pace...

 

[0 0]

I would say this is apropos of nothing, but I'm pretty sure this is apropos of a situation where you should specifically not say this.

 

[trashbat]

I would say this is apropos of nothing, but I'm pretty sure this is apropos of a situation where you should specifically not say this.

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"where other guys would make obscene comments, i would get my tongue all up in your bleeding vag"

 

[The Valeyard]

So background:

Matched with this dude on okc. Convo was good enough to meet, at least I thought. We met at a coffee shop and I immediately knew I wasn’t vibing with this guy. Not a bad looking guy but was very loud and was saying super obnoxious and just plain stupid things to the point that I was actually embarrassed to be seen with him. He immediately started to give the barista advice on how to run their open mic night (which is actually one of the most well known ones in our city) and then proceeded to tell me about totaling his car on Xanax and name dropping every rapper he could while also trash talking them (he sold them weed supposedly) I wasn’t able to get much in speaking wise but I did mention that I’m writing a tv show but didn’t go into any more detail than that cause he was clearly monopolizing the conversation and also I wasn’t interested. After about an hour and some change of politely enduring his bullshit I found a way to make a break for it and was able to leave in a very friendly way, gave him a hug and everything. I hadn’t even parked my car in my driveway before these messages started coming

 

[JaneThough]

I assumed she was an actress with all his BS advice, but he thinks this is appropriate advice for a writer? He's salty af

 

[wateryketchup]

I would say this is apropos of nothing, but I'm pretty sure this is apropos of a situation where you should specifically not say this.

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Dude looks like a toe

 

[trashbat]

Nice Guy™ basically plays the most complicated mental gymnastics ever to explain why he thinks being raped isn't so bad:

I advocate not blocking this guy's name. He deserves to stand by his opinion unanonymously.

his name is shawn, he goes by hubris on twitter. he's trolling and you're retarded

:late:dunno how i ended up on that page, didn't look at the timestamps.:late: still stand by the content of this post

 

[You Can't Sit With Us]

"Hey sexy! Might I say you're looking fat and ugly today "

 

[AnOminous]

"Hey sexy! Might I say you're looking fat and ugly today "

You get the impression these speds just sit around on tinder all day harassing people. I assume they're also somehow paypigs and the site makes money off them, because any legitimate site would just immediately kick off anyone who acted like this to other members.

 

[Brother Wind]

I would say this is apropos of nothing, but I'm pretty sure this is apropos of a situation where you should specifically not say this.

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I will never get over how these dick heads hear a woman make a complaint about her boyfriend, and then figure they can use that thing to try to attract every woman they meet

 

[Vorhtbame]

I will never get over how these dick heads hear a woman make a complaint about her boyfriend, and then figure they can use that thing to try to attract every woman they meet

Is that where they get it from? I may have to start complaining about Mr. Bame's worst moments. It'd be hilarious to see "I never leave my socks under the sofa" as a Nice Guy line.

 

[Brother Wind]

Is that where they get it from? I may have to start complaining about Mr. Bame's worst moments. It'd be hilarious to see "I never leave my socks under the sofa" as a Nice Guy line.

Its just a theory, but I had said awhile ago, the name "nice guys" comes from guys being told "ahhh you're such a nice guy, but I'm not interested in dating you."

Now I've had this happen in High School, and I can't be the only one. But I promise you, these folks here haven't. They've only heard about happening, and decide they're already nice. Quite frankly a lot the things they say Chads do, sound like women they've overheard bitching about. They figure they are everything Chad is, plus this one particular thing a girl complains about. Like going to romantic comedies, or leaving the toilet seat down or not teasing their girlfriends.

This fucking period thing just seals it. Period blood's gross yo. Most guys don't wanna get that on them. But not Mr. Nice Guy. He'll fucking do the job. He'll gladly take a messy bloody vagina, because god forbid if someone isn't using that vagina, he will!

 

[Cosmos]

Yeah, how rude that she refused to cheat on her boyfriend with him!!

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Somehow emojis always manage to make these types of messages appear even more aggressive

 

[trashbat]

"it took a lot of courage." like she'll hand him a participation ribbon, or recognize his bravery and agree to get nasty in the starbucks bathroom lunch

Somehow emojis always manage to make these types of messages appear even more aggressive

it's weird and cloying. he didn't ragequit as hard as this thread taught me to expect, but "goodbye my lover" says he hasn't fully grasped the rejection yet. it's like the bit at the end of friday the 13th where they establish that the murders aren't over

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

it's weird and cloying. he didn't ragequit as hard as this thread taught me to expect, but "goodbye my lover" says he hasn't fully grasped the rejection yet. it's like the bit at the end of friday the 13th where they establish that the murders aren't over

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