Ryan J. White / RWhiteGoose - Speedrunner, "The Goose is Loose!", Sockpuppet extraordinaire, Booger Eater, Cheater/Splicer, Psycho

[Bryan Dunn]

wait, hes running a fundraiser to buy him a million dollar home? lol. Goodluck there Goose

 

[Lunete]

In the US the average cost of a home is 200k. Where the fuck does this dude live?

 

[Treesapsoda]

In the US the average cost of a home is 200k. Where the fuck does this dude live?

In his parent's basement in Toronto. He's 28/29. College drop out. Acts like he is above mere service jobs so won't get one. Claims he scored 150 IQ on IQtest.com. Has a persecution complex. He's a DSP type.

 

[LN 910]

Happy (early) "chocolate for breakfast" day everyone!

 

[LN 910]

It still perplexes me how this thread isn't more popular. I blame KoP.

Anyway, sorry for the doublepost but there's a wealth of Rwhitegoss to share here. First up, here's him bragging about his supposed sexual prowess:

Context is, in his SM64 video he posted, he tells a story of how he turned down a chick to watch a speedrun of the game. If I remember right, he has another (suspiciously similar) story of turning down a woman to speedrun during a party then everyone came in and clapped because it was such a well-paced.

He likes to compare losing a record to "getting cucked". He's used this terminology before when justifying his cheating incidents.
What makes this funnier is he's DMCAing all reuploads and mentions of him using "alt right" language.

Here he is using Tinder to message women to ask about their speedrun PBs:

He's also decided to describe himself as a "volcel," a voluntary (lol) celibate. Also claims he's going to expose the subreddit r/SamandTolki, where most of this drama is sourced, which is the biggest meme of all.

His teeth are fucking disgusting.

Spoiler: His coke-infused wisdom tooth

Spoiler: Seriously, there's no turning back now

His discord can be found @ https://discord.gg/rwhitegoose.

 

[Frogasm]

That wisdom tooth is foul. he must have not brushed it in literal years.

Like him I used to be addicted to coca cola (I've since quit and lost tons of weight, best decision of my life) and clinical depression. The coca cola thing went on for close to two decades. stupid of me I know. I was also an idiot who didn't brush my teeth often back then. i had about four or five cavities in that time, and my enamel is thin. But none of my problems were REMOTELY as bad as in that image. i tell you this to stress that the level of negligence he has displayed is even worse than it seems

I get that unmedicated and even medicated clinical depression can make it hard to do basic self care because I lived through it, but this is NEXT LEVEL FUCKED UP.

 

[Total Fucking Moron]

Goose is definitely a lolcow but not nearly as bad as some of his most vocal critics.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

I remember this guy from his Splatoon streams a long time ago. Super autistic but somewhat entertaining.

edit: lol there is still some of his Splatoon salt on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vFD7HCKllc

 

[Slap47]

Goose is definitely a lolcow but not nearly as bad as some of his most vocal critics.

It'll be interesting to see if this unique strain of concentrated autism survives the troon invasion. Seems like its only him now that Apollo is in the woods.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

Had no idea about all this shit. I only had ever seen what he's uploaded to YouTube. His content is pretty decent in all honesty.

That RNG rant in the OP is really something. Has he ever stated any other mental issues besides depression? That might explain a lot of his shenanigans.

480p vs 1080p

Spoiler: His coke-infused wisdom tooth

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Geez that tooth is fucking horrible.

I mean you can't throw stones at cavities and root canals. Most of us have had at least one or will have one some time in our lives. But he's on his third tooth that just crumbled away. That's really disgusting.

 

[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]

Anyone who has been following this cow have any info on these happenings? https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolk...itenet_officially_kills_the_integrity_of_its/

It would appear Goose and his little discord hugbox conspired to ban "Ohrami" they don't like from the online rankings of a n64 game. Ryan is so petty be intentionally ommitted Ohrami's name from his "speedlore" series. Which is an autistic youtube "series" where goose tries desperately to make as much money as Apollo Legend did from youtube by talking about the history of lonely spergs reseting terrible, technically inept N64 games until they get the AI to behave in a specific way that allows them to have 100+ people tied for 1st place.

 

[IwemduWarrior]

Anyone who has been following this cow have any info on these happenings? https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolk...itenet_officially_kills_the_integrity_of_its/

It would appear Goose and his little discord hugbox conspired to ban "Ohrami" they don't like from the online rankings of a n64 game. Ryan is so petty be intentionally ommitted Ohrami's name from his "speedlore" series. Which is an autistic youtube "series" where goose tries desperately to make as much money as Apollo Legend did from youtube by talking about the history of lonely spergs reseting terrible, technically inept N64 games until they get the AI to behave in a specific way that allows them to have 100+ people tied for 1st place.

tbf, this ohrami fellow sounds like a closet pedo, sorry quite literally is pro possessing child porn, theres a special kind of hell for madthad niggas like him.

 

[Treesapsoda]

Someone by the name of /u/goosenewsnetwork posted this screenshot of whitegoose praising the founder of the American Nazi Party

This NEET should stop worrying about how masculine he appears and focus on moving out of his parents' basement.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Deleting someone's times because they are a creepy weirdo is awful (and from the sound of it, he might not even be a pedophile, though he probably is.) If he were to do it on your forum then ban him from that, but banning someone for off-site, non-site related stuff is always bad.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Goose has been banned from Games Done Quick

 

[Treesapsoda]

Massive leak of RWhiteGoose screenshots circulating on reddit (reupped up for KF).

https://imgur.com/a/6Uy2Wo8

Gourmet cringe porn and likely to cause a stir.

Mod edit: Added zip of the images for backup. Contains over 130 images.

 

[Colonel J]

That tooth is disgusting, but i do like their videos and I hope they will do one on (possibly) being banned from GDQ.

It is a little funny they seemed very critical of Apollo Legend's protest of GDQ and even defended GDQ turning on sub-only mode for that chat and banned the DanSexy emote for being transphobic. I can't seem to find their video defending Twitch/GDQ. Anyone wanna help me out?

Goose informing his Discord of how he "totally owned" someone over Twitch chat.
https://www.reddit.com/r/whiteknigh...edrunner_rwhitegoose_jumps_to_the_defence_of/

 

[BE 911]

My friends... It just keeps happening.
GDQ first delivered a "non-guilty" verdict because they couldn't verify the screenshots provided by our friend Cyberdemon but after the collective majority of trannies on twitter massively screaming "nazi" long enough, he received the hammer and cannot speedrun at the event. Unsure if he is allowed to simply attend.

 

[asterisk]

My friends... It just keeps happening.
GDQ first delivered a "non-guilty" verdict because they couldn't verify the screenshots provided by our friend Cyberdemon but after the collective majority of trannies on twitter massively screaming "nazi" long enough, he received the hammer and cannot speedrun at the event. Unsure if he is allowed to simply attend.

honestly surprised about the initial verdict. the higher-ups at GDQ events will ban you for breathing in the direction of minorities.

 

[LN 910]

This is good for dramacoin.