Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

SGG has never mentioned where, specifically, they live in Connecticut although they have posted information about it which matches up perfectly with Niantic in some respects (and which is utter bullshit in other respects).

For new readers: the ONLY time Jake's description of his town doesn't describe Niantic perfectly is when he's chimping about not being able to get a job or go to the doctor because everything is an hour's walk from his house.
 
For new readers: the ONLY time Jake's description of his town doesn't describe Niantic perfectly is when he's chimping about not being able to get a job or go to the doctor because everything is an hour's walk from his house.

That's not saying much as I assume it takes his fat ass an hour to walk half a mile.
 
Whenever Jake gets featured it’s for getting dunked on. We got Singal, Riot games community for dissing a woman of color, and even William Shatner once upon a time now. And still his follower count goes up as people pull their chair up to the shit show.

Also related to Singal: months ago a real ass journalist with thousands of followers who is focusing on tearing Singal a new one contacted Jake when he mentioned “years of harassment” from Singal. Jake dropped the ball and couldn’t provide him with any evidence and isolated what would be this very minute a powerful ally.
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Here’s a little more context for how bad of a fuck up Jake is
Oh no no no, it's better than that. That "rando" Noah Berlatsky is an actual journalist (or at least what passes for one in 2018 ) who's written for a lot of major online publications. Jake just had a brush with an actual professional connection and whiffed it because he's so bad at writing.
If Jake weren't so incompetent at the thing he claims to have spent most of his adult life doing, he could have parlayed this into a citation in The Atlantic, Slate, Huffington Post, or the like.

People like Berlatsky are the people Jake should be sucking up to - and then impressing with solid, professional work - if he wants to turn his internet life into a journalism career. They're adjacent to the lunatic fringe of SJW, but are not themselves too fringe for mainstream lefty publications.
this is going to be a good thing to wake up tomorrow. The salt from Jake should be good
Oh he’s awake. He literally sleeps 6am-3pm each day. He has admitted to this and several tweet analyzers also confirm this. Literally just tweeting all night.
>from Connecticut

Why does New England have such a high concentration of cows?
Vaccines in the water.
 
Because it's all he has.

He spent YEARS building his reputation LARPing under that name, he has nothing without it.

That's one of those funny things. Jake could ditch an awful lot of this alleged harrassment and start over with another account. He doesn't even have a blue check mark so it's not like he's losing anything special by starting with a clean slate.

Which, like Richard "Fire" Terra will immediately be outed as his new account because he's a disturbing little gnome that can't help but be a creep to everyone around him.
 
"He intentionally works to ruin lives and cries 'harassment' when one of his victims defends themselves from his slander. Major suicide guilt-tripper. Used to think of him as a joke, didn't pay him much mind, but his actions reveal him to be a self-pitying and vindictive creature."
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Huggles??? Huggles??? Probably just a misunderstanding but god the idea that Jake’s nickname is Huggles is creepy as fuck.
 
Also Jake complains “you have to scroll past several pages of search results full of gossip to find my board game design stuff.”
Well nothing comes up for secret gamer girl. Reviews saying his unoriginal Missle Command game is garbage do come up when searching “Violet Hargrave” pretty quickly actually but other than that he wrote about a magical worm for pathfinder and made a dice game to be played in a game that revolves around dice. He’s making mountains out of his mouse turd size accomplishments if he thinks anybody cares.
 
Did he delete the tweet where he actively called for people to retaliate against Singal?

Edit: My mistake, the current round of sperging has no *active* call for harassment, just constant claims of an innocent Twitter existence brutally invaded by transphobic bigots, who are subhuman and are dehumanising him.

So the usual victimhood narrative bullshit. I'd like to see what it would take to break through his defensive wall of ego and self-righteousness to point out that maybe he isn't secretly the monster-slaying princess he desperately thinks of himself as.
 
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STR, DEX and END are all dump stats when you're a gnome illusionist.

Wrong. Need DEX for somatic spells, bruh.

"Every so often I try to explain the very basic concept that a trans woman is just a regular ordinary boring woman who was born with one of a few rare (surprisingly easy to treat) endocrine disorders that, when not properly treated, have effects that make us look "mannish" in various ways."
"Just regular people with weird conditions that mess with hair & fat, really."

Where's your womb/cervix, tubbo?

I never played D&D in my life, but I have no idea why it's a good idea to make any game "unpalatable" to anyone?

1) Anyone who doesn't believe in "feels not reals" is a nazi and an enemy to all mankind and must have any form of hobby or joy taken from them. This is so people who DO fall for "listen and believe" can put their heads in the sand and not have to share their hobbies with people they don't like.

2) Once upon a time, nerds were mostly moderate-conservatism. Since that is fascism, any hint of the moderate/conservative-moderate past must be stamped out. All gaming must be denazified like post-WWII Germany because reasons.
 
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Cow crossover. GAMERGATE
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http://archive.li/5rR26 "This right here is why I stopped reviewing newly released games for a living. Too many death threats from my regular readers (and in one case peers).
... Granted I ended up in a position where I STILL get death threats every time I write anything but at least now it's important."
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Again, isn't the solution to these "emotional safety" whatever rules to have friends who share your values and play with them??? :thinking:

Values are fascist.

(This will be the last post since I've seen no one commenting between mine. Still don't know how to merge posts/too lazy to copy/paste my messages together. Mods pls fix)
 
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1) Anyone who doesn't believe in "feels not reals" is a nazi and an enemy to all mankind and must have any form of hobby or joy taken from them. This is so people who DO fall for "listen and believe" can put their heads in the sand and not have to share their hobbies with people they don't like.

2) Once upon a time, nerds were mostly moderate-conservatism. Since that is fascism, any hint of the moderate/conservative-moderate past must be stamped out. All gaming must be denazified like post-WWII Germany because reasons.

It's neither. Early D&D Nerds were always apolitical at worst and leaned slightly left at best, which stood to reason as it was the religious right claiming at the time that D&D would shove your children into the bowels of El Diablo. As time went on conservative D&D players emerged as part of a counterculture, and gave rise to a more centrist D&D fanbase. This was a good thing, no matter how assholes like the writer I verbally butt-fucked claim otherwise.

The thing is, the same reason these shitheads keep going after fucking every hobby and pushing the same shit is because they fundamentally do not believe in escapism that does not push their personal politics. In their worldview, anything that doesn't push their viewpoint does not have a right to exist.

The same arguments the dipshit whose article I mocked makes are the same fucking arguments made by the usual suspects in Vidya. The hobby is too loaded with fascists, they argue. Games are too violent, they claim. These games don't care about my own sensabilities, they argue. These games demanding actual skill gatekeep too much, they pontificate. And, just like the original writer, their solution is not play something else that does cater to them, it's forcing everything the fuck else to conform to their world-view, even games and genres that by all accounts they never play in the first place.

It's always about control with these fuckers. Ridicule them, for it is what they deserve.
 
It's neither. Early D&D Nerds were always apolitical at worst and leaned slightly left at best, which stood to reason as it was the religious right claiming at the time that D&D would shove your children into the bowels of El Diablo. As time went on conservative D&D players emerged as part of a counterculture, and gave rise to a more centrist D&D fanbase. This was a good thing, no matter how assholes like the writer I verbally butt-fucked claim otherwise.

The thing is, the same reason these shitheads keep going after fucking every hobby and pushing the same shit is because they fundamentally do not believe in escapism that does not push their personal politics. In their worldview, anything that doesn't push their viewpoint does not have a right to exist.

The same arguments the dipshit whose article I mocked makes are the same fucking arguments made by the usual suspects in Vidya. The hobby is too loaded with fascists, they argue. Games are too violent, they claim. These games don't care about my own sensabilities, they argue. These games demanding actual skill gatekeep too much, they pontificate. And, just like the original writer, their solution is not play something else that does cater to them, it's forcing everything the fuck else to conform to their world-view, even games and genres that by all accounts they never play in the first place.

It's always about control with these fuckers. Ridicule them, for it is what they deserve.

I was referring to general nerds, not just TT fags.

-Like comics, bro? Better have some stacks of you want to be a "serious" collector. (Need an extra room for all those extra boxes)
-Wanna be a wargamer? Better have lots of money to buy your minis. And either a car to transport your stuff or a roomy house to host at.
-Gaming consoles/PCs ain't cheap, nibba
-Gonna play RPGs? Gonna GM? Not autistic enough/don't have enough time to world build? Better have a high-paying job to buy all those books and supplements.
-Audiophile? That HiFi set gonna cost you.
-Like toy collecting bruh? See my argument about comics.

Admittedly I only started being a nerd in the mid 90's, but of all the nerds I met, very few were liberal. There may have been one or two edgy kids sitting in a corner, but the majority of nerds I met believed in science and working hard for what you wanted, and had conservative political beliefs.

The moralfags that went after D&D in the 80's were the same hold-out puritans that went after rock 'n' roll in the 70's and pokemon in the 90's. For that crowd, anything that wasn't church, sports, or work was heresy. If the word demon was present, regardless of the context, then the thing being targeted was verboten.

The modern (read: far) left complain about the religious crowd all too often without seeing that their behavior is the exact same. "Me no like, thing is bad, REEEEEE!"
 
Being liberal in the 80's was different than it is now. An 80's liberal would be considered hard-right now. Especially a teenage leftist.

SJW attitudes in the 80's would have been more the religious right and that moralizing faggot with the hippy parents who won't shut up than the liberals.
 
Again, isn't the solution to these "emotional safety" whatever rules to have friends who share your values and play with them??? :thinking:
The origin of those “safety” rules was, i beleie, at cons where D&D sessions are held by a random section of people attending the con, some of which can be assholes.

But to the larger point, maintaining those sorts of rules are the domain of the con, not the game itself.
 
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