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SoapQueen1 said:
DSP struggled to play dominoes today in Red Dead Redemption 2. RIP dominoes.
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i literally just saw that, joined when it happened. a fan told him how to do it and said its not that hard to figure out. then he spent like 5mins walking around and doing nothing. thats when i left
 
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Before the cheer was the 'Big ass chat post', but it scrolled out of sight before I snapped a pic. D$P didn't know what a pip was either. It took numerous people explaining what a pip was for him to finally catch on.
 
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Sparkletor said:
I am of the opinion that they were already broken up when the hospital thing happened. Leanna was done with Phil, but he was not done with her. That is why he referred to her as his girlfriend and fiance. He was hoping she would change her mind and stay. I also imagine he was playing mind games with her to try and accomplish this i.e. paying for her phone and letting her drive the BMW. Maybe telling her how she's ruining her life by leaving him and how she will never do better than him or something along those lines. This could have given her added stress and helped bring about an anxiety attack. But that's just my opinion.
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No way. Panda fucked off after the hospital incident. I suspect she was thinking of leaving Phil for a while, which is why she had the anxiety attack, but it was the hospital incident that really pushed her to leave him.
 
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gaarashatan said:
what do you think is the most disgusting thing phil has done? to me it was him jacking it and not even cleaning and washing himself, just straight to streaming for hours.

you can probably smell the stench of phil a block away
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There isn't footage of this, but eating the gross ass tuna fish sandwhich he made on Cooking with the King. After putting in 10x the amount of mayo, sorry miracle whip, he said he would throw it away, but you know he didn't go through making the whole sandwich just to pitch it at the end. Don't know why but of all the Cooking with the Kings i've seen this finished product looked the worst. How could I forget he put it in the panini press because who doesn't love 4 cups of hot mayo.

In all seriousness Phil has obviously done worse but the question made me remember that fucking sandwich so I had to share this horrible memory with all of you, so you're welcome.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
There isn't footage of this, but eating the gross ass tuna fish sandwhich he made on Cooking with the King. After putting in 10x the amount of mayo, sorry miracle whip, he said he would throw it away, but you know he didn't go through making the whole sandwich just to pitch it at the end. Don't know why but of all the Cooking with the Kings i've seen this finished product looked the worst. How could I forget he put it in the panini press because who doesn't love 4 cups of hot mayo.

In all seriousness Phil has obviously done worse but the question made me remember that fucking sandwich so I had to share this horrible memory with all of you, so you're welcome.
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i saw that video actually, ya. he just spooned a bunch of mayo on there and then started mashing. no measuring, no little bit first and add if needed more. nope just 2 big plops. what he *thought* he needed. looked gross, thats the same series. just a few episodes later from when he dropped the toast on the ground and still ate it
 
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Sparkletor said:
I'm going to take this down another path. What if people getting the games early isn't making him mad because he is jealous of not getting it too? What if DSP is just super autistic about time? Hear me out on this.
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This is a really good point. I remember he went super spergy because an MKX DLC was released at 1pm and not Noon like "promised" so his schedule was "out of wack" to the point he refused to download it, shit all over Mortal Kombat and boycotted their DLC. Because the MKX DLC was released an hour later.

Also anyone remember set girlfriend time? It was like 10 - 11pm with Leanna, that was his set girlfriend time. No talking to Leanna before or after, and no talking with anyone else outside of girlfriend time. I bet he doesn't do that shit with Kat though.
 
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Sparkletor said:
I am of the opinion that they were already broken up when the hospital thing happened. Leanna was done with Phil, but he was not done with her. That is why he referred to her as his girlfriend and fiance. He was hoping she would change her mind and stay. I also imagine he was playing mind games with her to try and accomplish this i.e. paying for her phone and letting her drive the BMW. Maybe telling her how she's ruining her life by leaving him and how she will never do better than him or something along those lines. This could have given her added stress and helped bring about an anxiety attack. But that's just my opinion.
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Dude, you are giving DSP way too much credit. He's not some fucking super sinister control freak, Just a cunt who doesn't care about anyone but himself. Leanna was there because she probably still wanted it to work, but when it dawned on her what a pig Phil is, she hit the bricks, to be dicked by Tyrone and Fred Fuchs. (No, Fred didn't give her the dick but imagine?)
 
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gaarashatan said:
what do you think is the most disgusting thing phil has done? to me it was him jacking it and not even cleaning and washing himself, just straight to streaming for hours.

you can probably smell the stench of phil a block away
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That was easily the most disgusting thing he's done when it comes to hygiene, I mean talk about being a fucking disgusting, lazy pig and there's the perfect example of it. The most disgusting thing Phil has done to another person has to be the Leanna hospital incident. That's the sort of thing that shows you don't give a fuck about the well-being of the other person and it more importantly revealed just how much of a selfish prick he is. He basically said he didn't want to go to the hospital but had to because Leanna wanted him there, which of course he thought made him such a nice guy for doing when he didn't have to because he was working at the time. He's still never apologized for it, either, only made excuses for why he felt justified in doing what he did (naturally, Leanna supposedly did something to hurt him first so fuck the bitch, dood).
 
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Sparkletor said:
I am of the opinion that they were already broken up when the hospital thing happened. Leanna was done with Phil, but he was not done with her. That is why he referred to her as his girlfriend and fiance. He was hoping she would change her mind and stay. I also imagine he was playing mind games with her to try and accomplish this i.e. paying for her phone and letting her drive the BMW. Maybe telling her how she's ruining her life by leaving him and how she will never do better than him or something along those lines. This could have given her added stress and helped bring about an anxiety attack. But that's just my opinion.
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When he finally started saying things about the breakup, he said that they had broken up quite some time before she left, and that Leanna had become cruel and mean-spirited towards him. He gave a sort of explanation about the hospital visit vlog -- admitting that he probably shouldn't have talked about it, but he was annoyed at having to drop everything and go to the hospital for an ex-girlfriend who was treating him badly at the time, and it caused him to want to get his feelings out of his system afterwards.

His point was like: "I didn't even have to go to the hospital to help the bitch, but I'm such a nice guy." So... he made his worst moment even worse when he tried to explain it.

You can't believe anything he says. We'll probably never know when they broke up, or which one of them wanted to stay together, or what caused Leanna's panic attack. But we know she left the Gout Mansion very soon after the incident. The Hospital Story happened on the 14th May 2017 I think... and Phil announced that Leanna left "two weeks ago" on the 30th May.
 
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