Interests Twitter 10/26 - Chris views Neptunia video games as his version of the Bible

[drtoboggan]

I strongly dispute his Jewish heritage in that DNA test. Jews are better with money.

 

[Snuckening]

You can't blame Chris for wanting this, I think most people would love Chris's lifestyle minus Barb, debt and hoard

Absolutely. Deep down all adults wish we could spend our days alternating between playing Legos, making up super-elaborate fantasies where we insert ourselves in children's cartoons in order to distract ourselves from our crushingly depressing IRL situation, and posting on social media, secure in the 100% certain knowledge that no matter what we post, we'll get 10,000 screeching, autistic trolls, either laughing that someone is actually more fucked up than they are, or screaming "GET A JOB YOU TOTAL FUCK-UP!!" for the 4,657,819,953,524th time.

But Alas, that's just a dream, and we're stuck being (compared to Chris, at the very least) normal, productive, socially functional members of society.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Chris telling someone else to "be more cautious with your behaviour and wording" HA!!

 

[DeathHeat]

Absolutely. Deep down all adults wish we could spend our days alternating between playing Legos, making up super-elaborate fantasies where we insert ourselves in children's cartoons in order to distract ourselves from our crushingly depressing IRL situation, and posting on social media, secure in the 100% certain knowledge that no matter what we post, we'll get 10,000 screeching, autistic trolls, either laughing that someone is actually more fucked up than they are, or screaming "GET A JOB YOU TOTAL FUCK-UP!!" for the 4,657,819,953,524th time.

But Alas, that's just a dream, and we're stuck being (compared to Chris, at the very least) normal, productive, socially functional members of society.

And to be fair, I'm sure our parents were expected to "grow up" much faster and without most of the relaxed parenting we millennials had.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris has the stupidest, most self-serving belief system ever, and someone just apologized to him for daring to question it.

My eyes itch.

 

[The Fool]

I can't figure how his "religion" works, he called the virgin Mary the god of this world and yet he believes the characters in this video game are gods... like, which is it?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I can't figure how his "religion" works, he called the virgin Mary the god of this world and yet he believes the characters in this video game are gods... like, which is it?

Everyone's a god. Including Chris. Chris is a super special god with all the powers.

Fam, it's better if you give up trying to understand this shit. You'll only turn to drink.

 

[nertz]

Mary is the CPU goddess of the Aramaic Phillips console released only in Palestine you wouldn't have heard of it. It's been censored by the Church like the Dead Sea Scrolls.

 

[Garfieldchu]

No no. You must be mistaken. Chris totally passes for 21yo.

Passes so well for a 21 year old that Lucas Werner dropped Chris a note about telomeres.

 

[johnny5150]

When do we get the "it was megi-chan"tweeted it tweet?

 

[Vorhtbame]

I don't think he's calling the Virgin Mary a goddess; I think he's simply going along with a longstanding trend in super-liberal "churches" to claim that God is "actually female and stop misgendering Her you misogynist patriarchal haters".

 

[Depression_Begins]

36. 37 in February.

For some reason, I still think of Chris as being in his early-mid 20s.

 

[mertyville]

I am going to play some Coran on my Sega Saturn.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I am going to play some Coran on my Sega Saturn.

Cool, lemme bring my copy of Da Jesus Book on the Sega 32X.

 

[White bubblegum]

So while Christians and Muslims are doing real scripture study, Chris's version of that is playing video games? What a life.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why is Chris going so insane lately anyway?

The Idea Guy really did break his brain.

 

[BeanBidan]

All I learned from Neptunia is that Iris Heart, Green Heart and Noire have the best hentai other than that, how does Chris create some religious belief system out of a game about game parodies?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

"Coran" is the most common spelling of the Quran in Spanish.

This comes just days after his "Magi-Chan te está viendo, @Mariposa Electrique" tweet. What is with Chris picking up Spanish again? factor this along his newfound interest in Megan, and Chris is either nostalgia tarding hard recently or some ween is trying to revive classic Chris.

 

[AnOminous]

"Coran" is the most common spelling of the Quran in Spanish.

This comes just days after his "Magi-Chan te está viendo, @Mariposa Electrique" tweet. What is with Chris picking up Spanish again? factor this along his newfound interest in Megan, and Chris is either nostalgia tarding hard recently or some I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME is trying to revive classic Chris.

Maybe the new Idea Fag is a Spanish speaker.

 

[thismanlies]

Maybe the new Idea Fag is a Spanish speaker.

Now that I think about it, playing to his love for the Spanish language (especially his bastardization of it) would be a good way for someone to gain his trust.

This is just my opinion, but he seems so desperate for the validation of CWCville as a real thing that he's willing to listen to any ween who's willing to entertain his fantasies.