Disaster 11 Dead, Several Others Shot At Pittsburgh Synagogue - oy vey it's like anudda shoah!

Thread in Shots fired.

LIVE FEED:
https://abc13.com/police-active-shooting-reports-at-synagogue-in-pittsburgh/4565147/

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https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1056202716660293632
http://archive.is/ra05Z

PITTSBURGH (KDKA) – Police from across the city of Pittsburgh are responding to an active shooting situation at the The Tree of Life Synagogue in Squirrel Hill.

KDKA’s Andy Sheehan reports that at least seven people have been confirmed dead, possibly more.
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Police have requested that residents stay inside their home as they have exchanged gun fire with a suspected gunman.

When officers arrived the gunman reportedly shot at them, forcing officers to use their vehicles as a shield.

Two police officers were reportedly shot.

The Synagogue was reportedly full of people for a Saturday service and police say they’ve received several calls from people barricaded inside the Synagogue.
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Several people have been rescued, but police are still trying to rescue others.

Nearby Carnegie Mellon University was also reportedly on lockdown, students receiving texts telling them to stay inside.

Mayor Bill Peduto is rushing to the scene.

https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/10/27/heavy-police-presence-near-synagogue-in-squirrel-hill/
http://archive.is/Gs1NH

Death toll upped to 11. At least four Officers wounded.

Thank you to whomever put in the poll.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/75976...h-prayer-service-police-evacuate-worshippers/
http://archive.is/IGPCI

According to Michael Isenberg as interviewed by ABC13 live feed they do Regular active shooter drills and work with Homeland Security and the FBI in the past for such Drills. Inb4 Alex the water filter man goes full sandy hook.
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Isenberg is apparently a past Rabbi of the Synagogue.

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/pittsburgh-synagogue-shooting-live-gunman-13489384
http://archive.is/wfQlP
 
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Lysol said:
Yeah I'm not going to self-censor or tell anyone else that they can't tell a joke. People are dead and I respect that everyone wants to rush to find a cause for it so they have something to blame because it's an inherent aspect of mankind to want for meaning when tragedy strikes, but anyone seriously thinking you, I, or anyone else is ever going to keep murderous crazies from crazily murdering is a fucking idiot.
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A mom goes to school to pick up her son.

"Hey mommy! How you've been?"
"I'd be great Timmy, if it were not for the ass-eating cuck that your father is. I should have divorced him years ago."

*Jim the Teacher approaches*

"Madam." He says. "Perhaps it'd be best if Timmy didn't have to hear such things."
"Are you fucking stupid?" She says, as she starts having a manic attack. "How dare you suggest I SELF-CENSOR MYSELF? Timmy is a grown boy, and knows I'm joking. Even when I drunkenly rant about how the jews must die for hours in front of the TV, he knows its all a joke." The mom tugs fiercly at his son's arm. "I'm I right Timmy?"

Timmy with tears in his eyes answers "Yes, mom."

With a concerned look Jim the teacher quits as his shift ends.

*I name this short story 'Timmy, as an allegory for tards in the internet'"*
 
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A mom goes to school to pick up her son.

"Hey mommy! How you've been?"
"I'd be great Timmy, if it were not for the ass-eating cuck that your father is. I should have divorced him years ago."

*Jim the Teacher approaches*

"Madam." He says. "Perhaps it'd be best if Timmy didn't have to hear such things."
"Are you fucking stupid?" She says, as she starts having a manic attack. "How dare you suggest I SELF-CENSOR MYSELF? Timmy is a grown boy, and knows I'm joking. Even when I drunkenly rant about how the jews must die for hours in front of the TV, he knows its all a joke." The mom tugs fiercly at his son's arm. "I'm I right Timmy?"

Timmy with tears in his eyes answers "Yes, mom."

With a concerned look Jim the teacher quits as his shift ends.

*I name this short story 'Timmy, as an allegory for tards in the internet'"*
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The history of Something Awful in a nutshell.
 
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Cinderblock said:
Not gonna get into a slap fight. I'll just say that at least I'm making the conscious choice (not self-censoring) to not spread unironic 1488 bullshit for brainlets to consume and then murder with.
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With these people it always would have been something else. If it wasn't the jews, it'd be the government. If not the government, it'd be the aliens. If not the aliens it'd be a religion.

Censorship has not nor ever will keep murderous nutjobs from finding a reason to kill people, and saying that I'm not going to change anything about how I behave on the off-chance that some wacko is listening is nowhere near comparable to the unbelievably :autistic: scenario you put out that I was responding to.
 
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Cinderblock said:
A mom goes to school to pick up her son.

"Hey mommy! How you've been?"
"I'd be great Timmy, if it were not for the ass-eating cuck that your father is. I should have divorced him years ago."

*Jim the Teacher approaches*

"Madam." He says. "Perhaps it'd be best if Timmy didn't have to hear such things."
"Are you fucking stupid?" She says, as she starts having a manic attack. "How dare you suggest I SELF-CENSOR MYSELF? Timmy is a grown boy, and knows I'm joking. Even when I drunkenly rant about how the jews must die for hours in front of the TV, he knows its all a joke." The mom tugs fiercly at his son's arm. "I'm I right Timmy?"

Timmy with tears in his eyes answers "Yes, mom."

With a concerned look Jim the teacher quits as his shift ends.

*I name this short story 'Timmy, as an allegory for tards in the internet'"*
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Joseph Nigbo was reading a magazine when his friend Robert Bowers approached him with a question.

"Hey Joe, should I shoot up the local synagogue?"

Nigbo wracked his brain and delivered upon Bower his opinion.

"No, don't be retarded"

Bower spent the evening masturbating to suspicious pornography while listening to Stephan Molyneux and TheDailyShoah.






Tl;dr - Designing the world around retarded people is how you get the United Kingdom.
 
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Lysol said:
With these people it always would have been something else. If it wasn't the jews, it'd be the government. If not the government, it'd be the aliens. If not the aliens it'd be a religion.

Censorship has not nor ever will keep murderous nutjobs from finding a reason to kill people, and saying that I'm not going to change anything about how I behave on the off-chance that some wacko is listening is nowhere near comparable to the unbelievably :autism: scenario you put out that I was responding to.
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Lysol, I don't dissagree with you. I don't fear making edgy jokes nor I fear the brainlets for dumb actions. But this is more than that. I listen to the dick masterson podcast and they are making a holocaust and ovens joke. I go to the killstream and there are tards upon tards making jew jokes. 4chan is a fucking nighmare. You can't escape the tards. Jimbo is a straight up neo-nazi and thousands upon thousands of his fans flood every website, even this one.

I even went to a stupid animation youtuber's stream with 160 people and there was a dumbass making an ovens joke. History videos and even science videos (of all sort) are full of comments moaning about "white genocide" and "retaking the west".

It's not like my underwear is rustled, but it's myopic not to see the (god forgive me for using this word) toxic enviroment that has been formed over some years. I'm not going to be a part of it. That's my choice. You guys are free men.
 
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Lysol said:
With these people it always would have been something else. If it wasn't the jews, it'd be the government. If not the government, it'd be the aliens. If not the aliens it'd be a religion.

Censorship has not nor ever will keep murderous nutjobs from finding a reason to kill people, and saying that I'm not going to change anything about how I behave on the off-chance that some wacko is listening is nowhere near comparable to the unbelievably :autism: scenario you put out that I was responding to.
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I think the issue is if we allow that anti semetic conspiracy crap to be put on here and some dumbass on the farms decides to do something like this, we are all blamed for encouraging this behavior by our comments and jokes
 
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King Kong... with wings? said:
I think the issue is if we allow that anti semetic conspiracy crap to be put on here and some dumbass on the farms decides to do something like this, we are all blamed for encouraging this behavior by our comments and jokes
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If that happens then the correct course of action is to mock them for being an retarded dipshit.
 
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