Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[lamp shade]

Her dress:

https://www.eloquii.com/fringe-strapless-dress-/1226473.html

Goes up to size 28. For reference the model in this pic is wearing a 14:

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Tess has to be squeezed into a 28.

I love how even the model hates this dress..you can see it in her face. Guess she isn’t a fan of clothing materials from Michaels’ sale bin.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

And actual non-moddle fat chicks are dropping $200 to look like a drive-thru car wash. Wtf.

 

[Umaibae]

That web site doesn't sell anything smaller than a size 14. Am I allowed to REEEEEEEE about thin erasure? Where's my 4/6 clothing? I'm being discriminated against!

 

[AbraCadaver]

Her next tattoos should be of all the contour on her cheeks and under the jaw. Probably save a fortune in the long-run on heavy slap.

 

[Strine]

Tess looks like if Lana Del Rey got a lobotomy and ate fifteen burgers a day for five years.

 

[sperginity]

That web site doesn't sell anything smaller than a size 14. Am I allowed to REEEEEEEE about thin erasure? Where's my 4/6 clothing? I'm being discriminated against!

you can take it in, fat people have a much harder time getting garments let out

 

[lamp shade]

Her cleavage goes up to her chins and down to her navel, jesus christ.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Please...Please tell me that's not a nipple. Please tell me that's just unfortunately-placed shadow. I'm scared.

 

[Trombonista]

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Her cleavage goes up to her chins and down to her navel, jesus christ.

The obvious solution to Tess's insomnia is a CPAP machine.

 

[8008135]

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Her cleavage goes up to her chins and down to her navel, jesus christ.

Christ almighty, it looks like someone 'shopped an ass on her chest.

 

[Strine]

Christ almighty, it looks like someone 'shopped an ass on her chest.

She's lucky; our gorl ALR was 550lbs before she got the coveted clavicle cleavage. If it gets any higher she'll have cleavage in a turtle neck.

 

[lamp shade]

Holy photoshop Batman.

Good use of the shadow there, Tess.

The retouching her photos wouldn’t be so bad if she wasn’t being such a hypocrite in doing so. She’s preaching about loving your body as is but photoshops her own in order to make it “more attractive.” Stop foolin’, Tess.

 

[fatfuck]

The retouching her photos wouldn’t be so bad if she wasn’t being such a hypocrite in doing so. She’s preaching about loving your body as is but photoshops her own in order to make it “more attractive.” Stop foolin’, Tess.

even with all the editing and shrinking they do she still looks disgusting. i don't even want to imagine what she'd look like in light that isn't meticulously placed and untouched pictures.

reminds me of this and how hilariously it backfired. these people are beyond delusional

 

[multiverse]

View attachment 580940 Holy photoshop Batman.

Good use of the shadow there, Tess.

The retouching her photos wouldn’t be so bad if she wasn’t being such a hypocrite in doing so. She’s preaching about loving your body as is but photoshops her own in order to make it “more attractive.” Stop foolin’, Tess.

And of course she used a "plus sized" skeleton on the clothes - whch only serves to emphasize how horribly her actual skeleton is under stress, as it's difficult to even place her bones under their flesh prison.

 

[Misto]

That photo has so much retouching and blending that she looks like a character from the first Toy Story movie.

Is she really in Spain? I don’t buy it. Why go to Barcelona, a city with stunning views, to post a picture in front of a plain wall (other than that it’s much easier to retouch). Can she even afford the trip? She’d have to fly first class to be somewhat comfortable and it’s one or two long flights.

 

[lamp shade]

That photo has so much retouching and blending that she looks like a character from the first Toy Story movie.

Is she really in Spain? I don’t buy it. Why go to Barcelona, a city with stunning views, to post a picture in front of a plain wall (other than that it’s much easier to retouch). Can she even afford the trip? She’d have to fly first class to be somewhat comfortable and it’s one or two long flights.

She’s been posting videos on her story, it looks like she’s there. She claims it’s for a “job.”

 

[12 Inch Taint]

She's there shooting for a hair care product co. according to her posts.

 

[multiverse]

She's having to go back to her hated fringe because the company that paid for it also paid for her Spanish vacation.


She pinned that fringe back during non work hours and showed off her shiny cankle boots

 

[Very Honest Content]

She's so fat her knees look like she had stone age reconstructive surgery from 50 years ago on them where they had to fillet the entire knee open across the front to even try and reconstruct anything with what would now amount to current day bailing wire and a spare sprocket they had lying around in the back for parts. The discoloration on them is terrifying! And they're not even bearing that much weight on them in this picture either!

 

[Flawmil]

Thought this might be the case.