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Does anyone know if there is any current everyday news channels like dipshit phil? The channel stopped uploading

I just cant tolerate snort burnell anymore. Like for example I wanted to watch clips of the dsp and kat irl stream, and literally snort burnell does those pop up memes but now they run for like 1-2 min straight. And they are the same ones EVERY video. Itd be better to use some one video and others another. Not the same every video. I kind of want to see what dsp said that day, and the memes are fine but not then they run concurrent for multiple minutes
 
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Waveysauce said:
Does anyone know if there is any current everyday news channels like dipshit phil? The channel stopped uploading

I just cant tolerate snort burnell anymore. Like for example I wanted to watch clips of the dsp and kat irl stream, and literally snort burnell does those pop up memes but now they run for like 1-2 min straight. And they are the same ones EVERY video. Itd be better to use some one video and others another. Not the same every video. I kind of want to see what dsp said that day, and the memes are fine but not then they run concurrent for multiple minutes
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Waveysauce said:
I just cant tolerate snort burnell anymore. Like for example I wanted to watch clips of the dsp and kat irl stream, and literally snort burnell does those pop up memes but now they run for like 1-2 min straight. And they are the same ones EVERY video
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Agreed. I really love memes but there is no need for playing all of them. If Phil says something for the chuckle, 1 or 2 laughing memes are enough to transport the message. It's hard to follow the current meta when the main protagonist gets filtered by his own best-of scenes. We know how contradictory Phil is, we are thankful for the edits, but please don't turn it into the Snort Burnell Joke Tour.
 
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Waaaeeeh, waaaeeeh, sniff sniff, babycry. Youtube fucked up the algorithm. It's all their fault. I want massive money with the most basic effort. I could create the best edited gaming video ever and Youtube would still not care because of algorithms, waaaeeeh waaaeeeh (no he could not).

Sure, DSP is partially right in regards of the algorithms, they don't favor Let's Plays anymore. Biggest HOWEVER I can give: This roach is still not able to take into consideration how his khantent smells 3 miles against the wind. It simply sucks. He's an awful khantent creator in any regard, people don't watch his videos sincerelly because he's plain and simply a disgusting person to deal with. These are my thoughts but Phil won't even say: Maybe I'm not that good. Of course not, he's the best on all of media, the realest motherfucker, the most sincere and amazing gamer the world has ever seen!
This is so DSP. Look, there is something not in my favor. This thing must be the reason for my downfall, has nothing to do with me, I did everything right. This guy lives in a bubble of denial.

He's such a lazy pig he can't even make his videos longer. "The algoritms favor longer videos", then make your videos longer damnit, which everyone says to you for years. It would cost him absolutely nothing, just cut the video later, he could even put in more ads. He can't even adapt to this simple little detail.

This is the only reason most people still watch him. They want to see when he says the next stupid thing.
His sincere approach to be watchable? Well, look around, even this subforum falls asleep. We mentally ill people.
 
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Waveysauce said:
lol

forreal tho is there any channels anymore like dipshitphil? the ones where just uploaded the actual clips. or any ones with less filler memes? Im ok with memes always have been, but she has just gone overboard lately and being very stale
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I'm still trying to figure out a format to talk about DSP besides just ranting at a screen. I'm definitely a new channel so I don't have any archived lore. What kind of thing are you hoping to see? I'd be happy to try it out.
 
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I'm still trying to figure out a format to talk about DSP besides just ranting at a screen. I'm definitely a new channel so I don't have any archived lore. What kind of thing are you hoping to see? I'd be happy to try it out.
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alot of people just want the news. like dipshit phil used to do.

the thing is snort is fine for the news, she just has gone over board beating the same memes into the ground every video. and will run memes concurrent for 3 min straight. should only use some of the memes every vid not all of em

edit- snorts been a lot better lately about doing that
 
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I guess this is the best place to ask but can anyone help me find a detractor video? It was a series of DSP Tries It knockoffs by a guy who did kind of look a little like Phil, he had dark har and he filmed just at his table and wore these round black glasses. I think he would start each video by throwing the fast food bag on the table and he only made about 7 of them, stopping after Leanna left.

Ive tried searching on my own but obviously DSP anything brings up a bunch of his 10 year legacy and other detractor videos, let aline searching DSP Tries It.
 
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I guess this is the best place to ask but can anyone help me find a detractor video? It was a series of DSP Tries It knockoffs by a guy who did kind of look a little like Phil, he had dark har and he filmed just at his table and wore these round black glasses. I think he would start each video by throwing the fast food bag on the table and he only made about 7 of them, stopping after Leanna left.

Ive tried searching on my own but obviously DSP anything brings up a bunch of his 10 year legacy and other detractor videos, let aline searching DSP Tries It.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH4szozsjTQ - here you go.
 
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I laughed out loud at 8:19. Yeah breh, there's a good reason why people don't pick Urien's shitty supers. I'll give you a hint, Phil. It's because they're shitty. His reluctance to use the Aegis always amuses me.
 
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wow I must say, this is hands down the best edited detractor video I've ever seen.
Not only that but also amazing artworks and custom animations.
I applaud to everyone who worked on that artistic piece.

Mah detractors won't create artworks for me but they still use my memes! *snort*
Yeah, I hope so. The people with actual talent won't convert to the DarkSyde.

Have some medals of honor, Ludwig World Order :winner::winner::winner:

 
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wow I must say, this is hands down the best edited detractor video I've ever seen.
Not only that but also amazing artworks and custom animations.
I applaud to everyone who worked on that artistic piece.

Mah detractors won't create artworks for me but they still use my memes! *snort*
Yeah, I hope so. The people with actual talent won't convert to the DarkSyde.

Have some medals of honor, Ludwig World Order :winner::winner::winner:

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Wow that ending with the Living Failures had me in fucking tears. LOL.
 
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timelapse slideshow to show how Phil has aged over the past 10 years
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He legitimately has the saggy mantits of a legit bodybuilder who just gave up after a few years. His shoulders were KIND OF broad back in the day but as he got older everything narrowed down to be proportional to the rest of his body. Yikes.
 
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