Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

Cowlick said:
1] @LoverofPi ,

A] I wrote it, so I clearly know it, & even if I didn't, your question proves it yet again.

B] My grasp of many things (including English, likely not including the anatomy of other males) exceeds yours, so don't waste time nor space referring to the rare times it is lacking.

C] My insults are fine, much like my grasp of English. It is the comprehension of yourself & many other members here that leads me to repeatedly keep both at lower levels.

2] @TenMilesWide , regardless of quality, it is one you were able to correctly comprehend.
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How can you be here so long and not even know how to quote? We had children shitpost here who figured it out.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] @LoverofPi ,

A] I wrote it, so I clearly know it, & even if I didn't, your question proves it yet again.
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But you said people who aren't dumb as hell know, and you're definitely dumb as hell. Besides, you writing something doesn't mean you understand it.

B] My grasp of many things (including English, likely not including the anatomy of other males) exceeds yours, so don't waste time nor space referring to the rare times it is lacking.
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The amount of times you have grasped a man's anatomy would be quite exhaustive to document, yes.

C] My insults are fine, much like my grasp of English. It is the comprehension of yourself & many other members here that leads me to repeatedly keep both at lower levels.
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Well, your insults and your grasp of English are definitely at the same low level. Afraid we Kiwis can't take credit for your poor showing. Or your constant homosexual urges. Seriously, you've got dick on the brain as well as water.
 
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I don't lust over my Mom, though I am thinking often about blocking your mothers from contacting me. (It's always a guess of whether it's going to be a promise the money is coming soon or to complain about you.)

Also, @LoverofPi , it's not hard to document 0, but I can understand your problem realizing that since your IQ has never been that high. Also, my writing something means I certainly understand it, but most of this board's members likely don't.

@ChurchOfGodBear , none of my posts state that "I think about penis a lot" unless edited by another member after posting.

I don't lust over my Mom, though I am thinking often about blocking your mothers from contacting me. (It's always a guess of whether it's going to be a promise the money is coming soon or to complain about you.)

Also, @LoverofPi , it's not hard to document 0, but I can understand your problem realizing that since your IQ has never been that high. Also, my writing something means I certainly understand it, but most of this board's members likely don't.

@ChurchOfGodBear , none of my posts state that "I think about penis a lot" unless edited by another member after posting.
 
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Cowlick said:
though I am thinking often about blocking your mothers from contacting me. (It's always a guess of whether it's going to be a promise the money is coming soon or to complain about you.)
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Ignoring the fact that a "yo momma!" joke like that is juvenile, a rock would give people far more pleasure than you. Hell, you can even talk to the rock and it won't immediately screech like an autist how much better it is than you.
Cowlick said:
Also, my writing something means I certainly understand it, but most of this board's members likely don't.
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You do realize this can also mean you're utterly incomprehensible to everyone but yourself, right?

Now learn how to quote and apologize for double-posting.
 
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Cowlick said:
I don't lust over my Mom, though I am thinking often about blocking your mothers from contacting me. (It's always a guess of whether it's going to be a promise the money is coming soon or to complain about you.)

Also, @LoverofPi , it's not hard to document 0, but I can understand your problem realizing that since your IQ has never been that high. Also, my writing something means I certainly understand it, but most of this board's members likely don't.

@ChurchOfGodBear , none of my posts state that "I think about penis a lot" unless edited by another member after posting.

I don't lust over my Mom, though I am thinking often about blocking your mothers from contacting me. (It's always a guess of whether it's going to be a promise the money is coming soon or to complain about you.)

Also, @LoverofPi , it's not hard to document 0, but I can understand your problem realizing that since your IQ has never been that high. Also, my writing something means I certainly understand it, but most of this board's members likely don't.

@ChurchOfGodBear , none of my posts state that "I think about penis a lot" unless edited by another member after posting.
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What do you find more interesting, musical theatre or penis?
 
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@Cowlick, if it makes you feel better homosexuality was completely accepted and, in some cases, expected in ancient Greek society. There's no shame in your love of man-meat... unless you're the "bottom," in which case you would be considered feminine. It's okay, though. We're here for you and to help you accept and explore your true feelings!

Now, let's ignore that... since you want to or "have" penned Law Enfarcement, how do you feel about the midterms? What do you think about Sessions resigning at the behest of Trump? Do you believe the interim AG, having a history of issue with the special investigation, will attempt to derail the investigation in something close to the Saturday Night Massacre of the Nixon investigation?
 
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@flossman , 2 main corrections: One is I don't care about homosexuality since I have never felt any myself & don't care how many men the rest of you here have felt nor been felt by.

The second is "Law Enfarcement" was finished script/lyric-wise years ago, but is fictional, so will not be affected by Trump, nor anyone in his "administration", nor any events in actual history.
 
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Cowlick said:
The second is "Law Enfarcement" was finished script/lyric-wise years ago, but is fictional, so will not be affected by Trump, nor anyone in his "administration", nor any events in actual history.
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You do realize that I was asking your opinion of those topics because you wrote that play, right? I wasn't saying they were part of it, just that you would have political opinions... especially since you want to run for President.

Maybe I'm just dumb as hell and you don't understand current US politics. I apologize for my assumption that you would understand.

Actually, what is the subject of "Law Enfarcement"? You have literally, and I mean that in the proper way, never discussed it with any of us or, according to my sources, anyone else.
 
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Before I begin, I'd like to thank Teej for the amusement his little neg rate tantrum brought me.

Cowlick said:
I don't lust over my Mom, though I am thinking often about blocking your mothers from contacting me. (It's always a guess of whether it's going to be a promise the money is coming soon or to complain about you.)
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That's your government mandated caretaker calling, Teej. Calling to make sure you take your insulin. The insulin you take for your diabetes.

Also, @LoverofPi , it's not hard to document 0, but I can understand your problem realizing that since your IQ has never been that high.

So you have never known the loving touch of another human being. I read you loud and clear.

Also, my writing something means I certainly understand it, but most of this board's members likely don't.
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You have repeatedly struggled to understand your words when directly quoted back to you.

@ChurchOfGodBear , none of my posts state that "I think about penis a lot" unless edited by another member after posting.
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Godbear did not say that you stated it in those exact words, but that your posting history has a marked fixation on the genitals of other men.

Cowlick said:
@flossman , 2 main corrections: One is I don't care about homosexuality since I have never felt any myself & don't care how many men the rest of you here have felt nor been felt by.
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If you didn't care, you wouldn't keep bringing it up.

The second is "Law Enfarcement" was finished script/lyric-wise years ago, but is fictional, so will not be affected by Trump, nor anyone in his "administration", nor any events in actual history.
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And how many years ago was it finished, Teej? Are you capable of putting a year to that vagary?

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So why did you speculate on LoverOfPi's knowledge about the anatomy of other males?
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Oh, that one's easy to answer. As Teej by his own admission has never known the touch of another yet desperately wishes it so, he imagines that we lust after men as he does, and hopes that we may give him knowledge that he may use to more accurately fantasize about the swarthy Ulrichs of the world. It's not surprising he'd do so, when you realize we're the closest thing to friends he's ever had.
 
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