Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Diabeetus]

Hila just sounds like she has downs syndrome

I feel awful for Hila, to be honest. She's basically obligated to have her name pinned to her husband's stupid crap. Hila has not done anything wrong outside of refusing to challenge Ethan's views on the podcast. A podcast without a dialogue means nothing.

 

[MillionaireMadman]

He deserves this thread. Cows who have done less have gotten threads, I think some folk are still blinded by their admiration of a YouTuber they used to watch (I'll take my :autism:, , and :dumb: ratings).

This guy always did rub me up the wrong way. I dunno what it was but I could tell he was a rat. When he acted like a teenager girl during the whole Pyro drama, my suspicions were confirmed that he was a fucking scumbag. Not only I am honestly surprised that nobody saw this coming but people are swearing up and down that he's not an SJW while he goes round acting just like a SJW; he throws his friend under the bus to avoid getting lynched, he proclaims that Catholics priests are all paedophile rapists while calling Shoenice an anti-semite, he only plays nice with people bigger than he is, he is the first to shit on cops but will always be the first to ring them for help, acting like a big boy and saying he'd sucker punch Sam Hyde but is too much a bitch to go and actually fight the man, steals from his friends, and when Pewdiepie said nigger that was wrong but he refused to acknowledge that he said it as well.

What really stung me was the fact he wanted to keep kicking a man who is a complete alcoholic by offering a fake job. You can call Shoenice whatever you want, and to extent Ethan has a right to be angry at him, but that Shoenice thing was years ago and those comments came from a drunken old man. Ethan made a call in game for fans to win a new phone if they can guess what horrible thing Shoenice has done/said. That's fucking pathetic. This is A-logging in the extreme and if this was anyone else who did this, Ethan would of been history by now and be a well known cow.

 

[Russian Civil War]

btw both Ethan and Hila are mods on their own subreddit so they either did this or are aware enough.

I wouldn’t jump to that conclusion. Content creators are typically made mods of their own subs, but not usually active in the day-to-day of moderating it.

 

[Diabeetus]

What really stung me was the fact he wanted to keep kicking a man who is a complete alcoholic by offering a fake job. You can call Shoenice whatever you want, and to extent Ethan has a right to be angry at him, but that Shoenice thing was years ago and those comments came from a drunken old man. Ethan made a call in game for fans to win a new phone if they can guess what horrible thing Shoenice has done/said. That's fucking pathetic. This is A-logging in the extreme and if this was anyone else who did this, Ethan would of been history by now and be a well known cow.

I didn't even know about that. That's fucking awful. Jesus Christ, Ethan really took a nosedive into the swamp of shitty content.

 

[LucasSomething]

I wouldn’t jump to that conclusion. Content creators are typically made mods of their own subs, but not usually active in the day-to-day of moderating it.

Not necessarily i know, but i checked his twitter and he switched his bio to link back to his channel instead of the podcast.

It wasn't like this days ago. He has to know the video by now.

 

[UE 558]

Who wants to bet that Ethan will be more interested in using baby as a Shaycarl-esque video prop/sympathy bargaining chip while Hila/his parents do the actual parenting?

 

[Slap47]

Hila just sounds like she has downs syndrome

I used to be a fan and I was touched by Hila's tears on the Matt Hoss' lawsuit, but they're not good producers.
Hila is more sympathetic because she can't speak/understand english that well, and she looks stoic most of the time to her spouse's antics. But, Ethan is trash. He was always trash and now he's really unfunny and predictable.

I feel awful for Hila, to be honest. She's basically obligated to have her name pinned to her husband's stupid crap. Hila has not done anything wrong outside of refusing to challenge Ethan's views on the podcast. A podcast without a dialogue means nothing.

Shilling merch just to reveal that you're the CEO of the merch company. Not illegal but shady.

What's the background about the supposed resentment between Ethan Klein and Sam Hyde? I closely followed Sam Hyde's videos and interviews for a long time and he only rarely jokingly references Ethan Klein in relation to the meme of Ethan Klein stealing video ideas from Sam Hyde, and always in a non-malicious manner.

Video in OP. Basically, Ethan straight up ripped off Sam Hyde for 1 video. Sam doesn't care, just talks shit randomly because that's what he does.

If Ethan is a lolcow than all of YouTube as a company is a a megacow. Demonetization and new youtube ideals have driven creators like H3 to other mediums. The podcast most likely brings in waaaay more money than 2-3 videos that takes 2 months to make only to get adpocalypsed because Ethan is in his underwear. The lolsuit from Hossboss probably killed their drive to roast and be creative as well.

Being H3 probably isn't as easy as it was. At one point, in their peak, they were sort of the Internet cringe police, back when nobody knew H3 was roasting them, but now you have creators trying to not get seen by H3 or any one else, and you have the polar opposite, where creators are going all out to get seen by "content cops" and no "content cop" is giving them a grain of attention.

The mobile game was a really bad idea. Just 100%.


Honestly, h3 doesn't need to apologize for anything (besides the mobile game). Youtube is a cesspool of mis-managed information in this day and age. Im surprised they havent collaborated with other YTs affected by adpocalypse and made a new video service.

No, they're just retarded people. Being a youtuber does not automatically make you do dumb shit like what they've done. Running a podcast does not mean doing dumb shit like what they've done.

Being a shill to the extreme, being actually retarded, betraying your friends over minor shit that you've done yourself... Am I describing Chris or H3h3?

You can be a cow and still make good content. That is mostly irrelevant but shit content is a bonus.

Not Shane Dawson, he's a crybaby garbage man.

Those videos are not lolcow videos. They're videos that shill for the retarded person and provide nothing of substance.

 

[Diabeetus]

Also, if you try to mention the video on Ethan's Twitter, he...he...uhhmm....how do I word this as honestly as possible?...

HE BLOCKS YOU!

 

[Skitty Pryde]

I honestly like Hila. I’ve always kind of admired her stoic front when it came to Ethan’s antics, because it shows me that there’s someone behind it thinking critically, or at least enough to not throw herself into completely playing along. If she hypothetically cut ties, she could pretty fairly say she wasn’t extremely involved.

For all I know, they could have a great relationship offscreen and be wonderful parents, but a fairly serious, ex-military Israeli woman putting up with an American YouTuber’s bullshit forever just seems somewhat unrealistic. Whatever happens, I do want to see her do well.

(Edit: A few users have explained she was not actually in combat, so sorry for any confusion with this post. I don’t think she should be hailed as a military hero or anything—just thought that if she had been in combat that it would mmmaybe shed some light on her demeanor? Either way, she definitely doesn’t like being on camera and it shows)

 

[Hui]

Idubbbbbbbbbbbbz boyfriend was always a cow.

 

[CIA Nigger]

Since the OP of the thread went in depth about the Sam Hyde copying theory, I thought I'd add a few more bits and pieces here including Ethan acknowledging MDE in 2013. First, there was the first 9/11 inside job video Ethan made before he remade it and deleted the original. Thing is, Archive.org had a copy of it.

15 seconds in: "MillionDollarExtreme, they're great highly recommend checking them out".

While we're on that topic, Sam Hyde uploaded a solo video to the MDE channel a few years back, IMG 0612. IMG 0612 and H3H3's video format bear some resemblance, except 0612 was lower budget and played more into Sam Hyde's style of humor (especially the content choice used in the video), while H3H3's channel is him shitting on random YouTubers or sometimes even TV shows.

 

[The Captain]

Is it just me or does Hila look like a C-grade Lauren Cohan?

 

[TiggerNits]

I honestly like Hila. I’ve always kind of admired her stoic front when it came to Ethan’s antics, because it shows me that there’s someone behind it thinking critically, or at least enough to not throw herself into completely playing along. If she hypothetically cut ties, she could pretty fairly say she wasn’t extremely involved.

For all I know, they could have a great relationship offscreen and be wonderful parents, but a fairly serious, ex-military Israeli woman putting up with an American YouTuber’s bullshit forever just seems somewhat unrealistic. Whatever happens, I do want to see her do well.

I know she served but in nations with compulsary military vs here in the US, it really isn't the same mentality. Hila is just the average israeli chick with slightly deader eyes. She's not like a US Army Ranger with 7 tours or a career Marine. She's served honorably for sure and that deserves respect, but a well tuned killing machine in service to a grateful nation she sure as fuck ain't. She just did her time and got on the first comfortable marriage she could that came with a complimentary green card. I don't blame her one bit for it either. I'm just saying the modern IDF is like 15% career and 85% job corps

 

[Faggot Gift]

I honestly like Hila. I’ve always kind of admired her stoic front when it came to Ethan’s antics, because it shows me that there’s someone behind it thinking critically, or at least enough to not throw herself into completely playing along. If she hypothetically cut ties, she could pretty fairly say she wasn’t extremely involved.

For all I know, they could have a great relationship offscreen and be wonderful parents, but a fairly serious, ex-military Israeli woman putting up with an American YouTuber’s bullshit forever just seems somewhat unrealistic. Whatever happens, I do want to see her do well.

I don't think it's really worth speculating on the relationship, we don't know enough. And she was just a paper pusher in the Israeli forces because they make you, I'm pretty sure they both hate the country

 

[Lurker]

i wonder how ethan's friendship with idubbbz is faring because of ethan's shenanigans.

maybe it's because i'm high, but is it possible that ethan thinks he can get away doing what he does because he's pals with the dude who makes content cop? because while others do exist that do what idubbbz does, idubbbz is the most popular for it, so as long as ethan and ian are pals, ethan can be a faggot with no repercussions.

 

[whathefuckman]

Not sure why the video didn't show up in the quote.

This is a beautiful exposé, what else do you expect from a man playing with and licking his own feces - you are what you eat.

 

[Skitty Pryde]

I don't think it's really worth speculating on the relationship, we don't know enough. And she was just a paper pusher in the Israeli forces because they make you, I'm pretty sure they both hate the country

I didn’t actually know that was her role. I thought I remembered seeing a photo of her in uniform carrying a gun, but that might have just been more for show than anything.

Casually presents my certificate of Clueless American to all

 

[Bogliacci]

You mean H3H3 is being accused of being a lying, double talking, slimy, greedy, manipulative, bullying POS

and he's also JEWISH!? WHOA WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!

 

[Slap47]

I didn’t actually know that was her role. I thought I remembered seeing a photo of her in uniform carrying a gun, but that might have just been more for show than anything.

Apparently she had connections.

Also, they're very patriotic towards Israel. They've said stuff like "you don't know what the terrorism over there is like" and have praised the country in videos on their "main channel".

 

[Obama is a reptile]

One thing that has always bothered me about him is that he claims to try to take criticism but will outright block people or just ignore people actually calling him out for his shit. And I don't buy the whole "I'm depressed guy so I can't make videos." He sure wasn't depressed when he actually needed to make money off his channel to survive.

I do like his content when he actually makes it. But he does the boring podcast now because it is easier. The podcast also rakes in that $$$ much more than his channel will. That video he made about that phone app after not uploading forever is a prime example of him just following the money.