11/12- Stan Lee has been dimensionally merged

Marvin said:
In the past, whenever Chris has gotten tackled by cops and thrown in the holding cell, he always refused to eat the food they gave him. It was just for an afternoon until Barb could come bail him out, so it wasn't really that big of a deal. He's always been pretty proud that he refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of his arrests in that spergy way.

"I haf never eaten dere food and I refuse to talk to dose police when I am locked up!"

Chris is the kind of guy to go limp and drag his feet like a toddler when the cops are trying to arrest him. Or he also ignores them when they talk to him. Just childish resistance at every opportunity.

Back when Chris thought there was a serious chance he might go to jail for a longer time (I think it was for the pepperspray thing? or was it hitting Snyder?), he decided that he'd still refuse to eat prison food, so he'd starve to death in jail as a kind of protest.

It's why he immediately set out to lose his virginity with a hooker, because he didn't want to die a virgin.
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So prisons actually have KFC days, pizza days, McDonald's day, and use it as a way to motivate. Prison food is WAY better than jail (never been in jail, but prisoners have told me), although men's prison food is way better.

I can't see Chris lasting long in ladies' prison with the starvation thing. They put bullshit like cakes and cookies on the trays.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
I would assume that since he believes he's the god-mayor of CWCville, he can just dip into its funds whenever he wants.
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Yeah. Remember the way that he just casually handed Patti-Chan her own apartment and an apparently bottomless credit card? CWCville is a place where no one except Chris's enemies ever has to worry about money. It's his very own Big Rock Candy Mountain.
 
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As Marvin says, Chris topping himself seems unlikely...but I can't discount the idea entirely. Randy Stair thought he'd become an immortal cute ghost emo girl, Chris seems to think that he'll become the lovely goddess of his dreams. The temptation of a fabulous 'afterlife' of any kind must be great for anyone having a truly crappy life in the here-and-now. After that, it's largely down to how stoic and/or stable they are. Chris is obviously pretty dumb, but I think he's not crazy dumb. Or hope.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
Wo--yeah..... woahhh. The God Complex is somehow even worse than I thought.

First of all, "creator". Migraine cringe. Nothing new there.
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He means "creator" in the sense that artists and authors are creators. I think "creatives" is a more fitting term. He only claims to have created Cwcville, not the other dimension as a whole. All the dimensional merge shit is very similar to Re: Creators.

PressTheAKey said:
Am I the only one who is a bit worried that Chris is going to take his own life when this is suppose to happen?
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Maybe. He's had suicidal ideation before. But he sees suicide as wrong, even if you don't have any family or friends, so I don't think it's very likely.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
As Marvin says, Chris topping himself seems unlikely...but I can't discount the idea entirely. Randy Stair thought he'd become an immortal cute ghost emo girl, Chris seems to think that he'll become the lovely goddess of his dreams. The temptation of a fabulous 'afterlife' of any kind must be great for anyone having a truly crappy life in the here-and-now. After that, it's largely down to how stoic and/or stable they are. Chris is obviously pretty dumb, but I think he's not crazy dumb. Or hope.
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He might consider non-existence, but I don't think he's got it in him to sit down and make a plan of action.

Like I said, last time he considered it, his chosen method was "starvation" which is silly.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Yeah. Remember the way that he just casually handed Patti-Chan her own apartment and an apparently bottomless credit card? CWCville is a place where no one except Chris's enemies ever has to worry about money. It's his very own Big Rock Candy Mountain.
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Oh, and we can't forget how Sonichu gets a nice house and a retainer for doing not much of anything beyond occasionally beating up some jerkops.

BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
As Marvin says, Chris topping himself seems unlikely...but I can't discount the idea entirely. Randy Stair thought he'd become an immortal cute ghost emo girl, Chris seems to think that he'll become the lovely goddess of his dreams. The temptation of a fabulous 'afterlife' of any kind must be great for anyone having a truly crappy life in the here-and-now. After that, it's largely down to how stoic and/or stable they are. Chris is obviously pretty dumb, but I think he's not crazy dumb. Or hope.
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Yeah, that's kind of how I feel about it. I don't think Chris would cap himself of his own volition; he's discussed the idea of suicide before and said that he wouldn't do it. I think the way it would happen, if it did, would be that some idea guy gets their hooks into him and convinces him to pull a Heaven's Gate.
 
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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
The Simpsons is shown to be a fictional TV Show in South Park, so how can they both be in the same dimension?
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I don't know, it's probably like a live action reality show where The Simpsons are acting out their life. Chris has never clarified how characters are going to look when the merge happens. I assume they would still be animated in their respective styles? and not horrific abominations of flesh and blood?
 
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fiu0cm said:
I don't know, it's probably like a live action reality show where The Simpsons are acting out their life. Chris has never clarified how characters are going to look when the merge happens. I assume they would still be animated in their respective styles? and not horrific abominations of flesh and blood?
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Judging by the Detective Pikachu trailer, the Sonichus are gonna be especially terrifying.
 
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So I know that everyone else has counterparts in Chris' universe, but what about Chris himself? Why is there only one pony, sonichu, CPU transforming Chris?

I know, it's because he's the god of everything and he can do no wrong but I'd like to hear an explanation of what happened to all his counterparts.

Also, if everyone has a counterpart in his universe then Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris are probably getting some mad imaginary trolling done.
 
Onewittyuser said:
So I know that everyone else has counterparts in Chris' universe, but what about Chris himself? Why is there only one pony, sonichu, CPU transforming Chris?
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This is the place where he's been the most inconsistent, and the part that makes me the most suspicious that someone is writing shit for him. He mostly seems to imply that he has one counterpart, but sometimes pluralizes it. He definitely implies that everyone else has one counterpart, but can also, apparently have a counterpart in Equestria.
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Ted_Breakfast said:
He probably only had the faintest idea who Stan Lee was
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He knows who Stan Lee is, but Chris hasn't been into Marvel for very long.
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fiu0cm said:
He means "creator" in the sense that artists and authors are creators. I think "creatives" is a more fitting term. He only claims to have created Cwcville, not the other dimension as a whole. All the dimensional merge shit is very similar to Re: Creators.
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I gotcha. I think I could have worded my thought better by saying that my brain doesn't process him as any derivative of "create".

To me, he's an uninspired, unoriginal intellectual property thief who's closest semblance to creating anything, is that one time he smashed 2 IPs together like Play-Doh to puke out a colony of little trash pandas. And he only even bothered to do that because the college assignment wouldn't let him hijack just one IP.

I know why he aggrandizes himself, it's just that this particular avenue he uses to do that just happens to grate me with particularity.
 
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fiu0cm said:
This is the place where he's been the most inconsistent, and the part that makes me the most suspicious that someone is writing shit for him. He mostly seems to imply that he has one counterpart, but sometimes pluralizes it. He definitely implies that everyone else has one counterpart, but can also, apparently have a counterpart in Equestria.
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He knows who Stan Lee is, but Chris hasn't been into Marvel for very long.
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I've been reminded of slime Chris.

Troubling.

There's no slime Chris where you're going Stan.

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