Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina Chaubal / Niraj Chaubal - Stole $350k+ from Trans Lifeline, kill count of 2+ from negligence, Founders of Sisterwood/La Zorra.

This actually looks less like a serial killer hideout than the kind of shitty little place a bunch of teenage and very male redneck stoners would go to, get stoned, drink beer, and plink at things with varmint rifles. Like everything these troons do, it's almost a stereotype of what women make jokes about as to how when men get together, they act like a bunch of filthy Vikings.
 
This explains why Saline Wash and co left. I bet Saline begged for decorum and form on trash removal or cleanup and the Dynamic Duo didn't do anything .
I get the feeling they were the major talent of Troonstown, and I bet Greta did not lift a finger to do any carpentry work.

After all, of all the content I've seen in this thread, Greta hasn't done anything constructive in the projects it ran; instead relying on those around it to do the dirty work while it just sits around being the crazy anti-establishment Troon that barks orders to everyone and wastes money on trying to intimidate defecating forum admins.
 
I get the feeling they were the major talent of Troonstown, and I bet Greta did not lift a finger to do any carpentry work.

After all, of all the content I've seen in this thread, Greta hasn't done anything constructive in the projects it ran; instead relying on those around it to do the dirty work while it just sits around being the crazy anti-establishment Troon that barks orders to everyone and wastes money on trying to intimidate defecating forum admins.

I'm sure Shrek contributed his highly valuable garbage strewing skills.
 
China is probably more likely.

and

Are we going to talk about what the fuck this is supposed to be?

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Maybe it's a model? Didn't Shrek and Friends discuss making concrete domes for housing?
 
It looks just like the Muslim compound that dude tried to build in New Mexico where some kids died of exposure and starvation
Nah, that was a much better constructed garbage pile. At least that guy had child labor. Troontown just has a couple of lazy, mentally diseased people who can't manage to get anything productive done when left to their own devices.
 
China is probably more likely.

and

Are we going to talk about what the fuck this is supposed to be?

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Yeah I've been trying to figure that out too. Does anyone know what this is?

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Also I've been trying to figure out what they were scribbling on what I assume to be a white board. Weird troon magic? UFO? anyone have any idea.
 
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What are the chances of one troon killing the other and hiding his body in the mines?
Wouldn't surprise me if Kjel and Pajeet tried their hand at mining because they think it'd be easy cash. Also wouldn't surprise me if they tried fucking around in that abandoned mine.

Which would wind up their tomb because you don't fuck around in places like that, but since when have the Gruesome Twosome ever demonstraited an ounce of common sense?

Yeah I've been trying to figure that out too. Does anyone know what this is?
A scale model of the domes the wanted to build would be my guess.
 
So I haven't seen anyone mention this, and if they have I apologize for not seeing it, but the way they're planning on utilizing and already modifying that shipping container is just plain dangerous. The walls and ceiling of shipping containers have no structural integrity, it's the corners that hold all the weight when they get stacked. I've heard of a few people trying to be COOL and build homes out of shipping containers only for them to get hurt when things collapse because they were too stupid to do their research.

The nice looking ones you see almost always have reinforced ceilings and walls so they don't buckle in on themselves when shit is added to them, and by the looks of these pictures that ain't the case at troontown.
 
What surprise me the most is the level of filthiness and dereliction in general.

I want to say none of this surprises me, but that's a lie. There is a moment or two of that sort of shock-surprise where you were expecting this, but holy shit not this bad. Where despite all evidence to the contrary, I still expected them to have some respect for both themselves and the environment, but it passes in a moment as you remember you're talkin about Kjel and Pajeet, not actual people.

I've seen shanty towns with more thought put into them than this fiery dumpster home.

TBF most shanty towns don't spring up in one the worst places to live in the world.
 
What kind of a fucking dickhead leaves trash to blow around the wilderness like that. Fuck me, I've become legitimately mad on the kiwifarms again.

It looks like an abandoned illegal immigrant camp in a federal park. Which is pretty appropriate considering who "runs" it.
 
Yeah I've been trying to figure that out too. Does anyone know what this is?

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Also I've been trying to figure out what they were scribbling on what I assume to be a white board. Weird troon magic? UFO? anyone have any idea.

Looks like concepts for some sort of autistic troon-mobile, and the triangles are brainstorms on where the wheels should be located.

That or some sort of emblem for their cult.

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